Yes, I want the D so bad from you. I admit it. Of all the D I could get it's YOURS that I want. I live not too far from a town with a KKK chapter. Maybe I'll go over there and find someone to fuck and close my eyes and pretend it's you that I'm fucking. A girl's gotta do what they gotta do sometimes I guess. Alas, I'll be here pining away thinking of all that I'm missing out on by not having your D in my life. Woe. Is. Me.