Random Statement Thread II

[Violator79]

at least you werent in a minivan with a baby on board sign in the back!

Spunker!!!!

Spunker, that minivan had every sign known to man on it. Some of the people on board were a cross between something I can't explain and the afterbirth of a lesbian fingerfuck.

 

[Apex]

did it have a "Garfield" stuck to the window by suction cups?

 

[Violator79]

LOL no sadly it didn't.

 

[Apex]

ah hah, I thought not!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Ah but did he have a Premium Link Upgrade ?

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

my fingers hurt, is it possible to get arthritis this late in the game?

You need to play more video games to loosen them up. :1orglaugh

 

[Smittmaestro]

Nice siggy, keeping up the ladies strong in the ***** motif.

Have you seen the Padme as a Jedi wallpaper?

Premium Link Upgrade

-cs™

 

[Apex]

You need to play more video games to loosen them up. :1orglaugh

im sure ill try that soon
(ouch, sounds painfull)

 

[Dixie Dash]

My *** invented the color blue

 

[jibbijib]

So wtf happened to LadyLove?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Closed her account a few weeks/months ago.

 

[jibbijib]

Aw man, shitty. Same with Dave Rhino eh...


Any reason why?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Dunno. I think Dave left because his best friend Poggy isnt here anymore.

 

[StormRuller]

damn... tonight some guys from work played a soccer match against MSC (shipping line) and it was a very hard match... the referee ended the match before the game ended... it was tied 4-4... I was the goalkeeper... but a hard tackle from a guy from MSC resulted in a big fight... and before that I saved a ball with my face (right into my nose) and it was ******** like hell... as I did a surgery recently... it still hurts and I need to go see my doctor!

 

[D-rock]

My *** invented the color blue

At least we know you *** had a hand in the creation of at least one thing that came out good.

 

[Nikkifan19]

On second thought let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

*depressed*

*depressed* BIG time

 

[Violator79]

*depressed*

*depressed* BIG time

You're not the only one.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Has anyone else gotten awkwardly entertained by those stupid FreeCreditReport.com commercials? It's weird, but I **** the songs they sing, but I find them to be really, really catchy and I can't help but nod my head back and forth when I hear them.

"F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T..."

 

[Smittmaestro]

Not me I **** 'em. I wish a violent with every one of the assholes involved with it.

Cute when it started now it's annoying!

2 words: Geico cavemen.

-cs™