Random Statement Thread II

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
at least you werent in a minivan with a baby on board sign in the back!

Spunker!!!!

Spunker, that minivan had every sign known to man on it. Some of the people on board were a cross between something I can't explain and the afterbirth of a lesbian fingerfuck.
 
did it have a "Garfield" stuck to the window by suction cups?
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
LOL no sadly it didn't.
 

StormRuller

Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
damn... tonight some guys from work played a soccer match against MSC (shipping line) and it was a very hard match... the referee ended the match before the game ended... it was tied 4-4... I was the goalkeeper... but a hard tackle from a guy from MSC resulted in a big fight... and before that I saved a ball with my face (right into my nose) and it was bleeding like hell... as I did a surgery recently... it still hurts and I need to go see my doctor!
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/dixie-dash said:
Dixie Dash[/URL][/B], post: 2584589, member: 196500"]My mom invented the color blue

At least we know you mom had a hand in the creation of at least one thing that came out good. ;)
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Has anyone else gotten awkwardly entertained by those stupid FreeCreditReport.com commercials? It's weird, but I hate the songs they sing, but I find them to be really, really catchy and I can't help but nod my head back and forth when I hear them.

"F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T..."
 
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