Random Statement Thread II

Hello miniD :wave:
 

dave_rhino

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Last night I was sleep walking all around my house, and then used my desk/stereo as a god damn urinal... I was so livid.

All my stuff was on my desk, wallet, phone, keys, MP3 player, even some photographs and my stereo which has now been thrown in the bin.

The rest of the stuff I managed to clean up, but seriously what the fuck is up with that? Why do sleep walkers randomly piss places thinking it's a toilet? And I know it's not just me, I know about 3 other people who have done it. But none of them did it on a god damn stereo...
 
You wanted to make love to all of your possessions, but since you wanked before you went to bed...piss was the only fluid you could ejaculate/celebrate...

You will continue this random form of possession appreciation unless you start sleeping with a clothespin "pinching" your "rhino horn" closed..

That will be $500 U.S. make check payable to Dr. TitsFreud
 
Hello people. :wave2:

While were mentioning people that aren't here anymore does anybody ever wonder what happened to shayd and chefchitown? It's like they left for vacation and never came back.
 
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