Random Statement Thread II

[titsrock]

Hello people. :wave2:

While were mentioning people that aren't here anymore does anybody ever wonder what happened to shayd and chefchitown? It's like they left for vacation and never came back.

Did AFA get banned? Satyricon, Kung Fu, Chef...you're right. They are missed. I wondered if Chef got on the Bravo Reality show "Top Chef." It's taking place in Chicago..I think it's "live" and not pre-recorded, but I don't know:dunno:

 

[dick van cock]

Still here - mod no more : Civickiller

 

[slowhand]

Good morning everyone. :wave:

I hope you all have a great weekend. :thumbsup:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Last night I was sleep walking all around my house, and then used my desk/stereo as a god damn urinal... I was so livid.

All my stuff was on my desk, wallet, phone, keys, MP3 player, even some photographs and my stereo which has now been thrown in the bin.

The rest of the stuff I managed to clean up, but seriously what the fuck is up with that? Why do sleep walkers randomly piss places thinking it's a toilet? And I know it's not just me, I know about 3 other people who have done it. But none of them did it on a god damn stereo...

Are you sure that it was because you were sleep walking and not just because youre Englishman? :1orglaugh
They did that, too during the World Cup 2006!

 

[minidog]

give the dog a bone:scream:

 

[dick van cock]

^ too bad! No "r" at the end...

If the FO needs a new mod, I'd like to suggest slowhand, Eric Lindros and fresno....

 

[minidog]

dvc kind sir,you overlook yourself:bowdown:
just my (probably plenty others):2 cents:
Claire

 

[negator]

the perfect gun by mc900 ft jesus
The perfect gun is not visible
The perfect gun exists in a savage state
The perfect gun confers omnipotence
The perfect gun will follow the free tendencies of desire
The perfect gun its like a rosary around the neck
The perfect gun stretches as far as the eye can see
The perfect gun seeks all your reflected images
The perfect gun The perfect gun is sufficient unto the day
The perfect gun is nothing but a crossroads
The perfect gun keeps its promise for everyone
The perfect gun is a pill dropped in a glass of water
The perfect gun is the household crow
The perfect gun leaves in a shadow of perfumes
The perfect gun is an illusion on a surface of memory
The perfect gun is a finger resting on the controls of a broken machine
The perfect gun is too soft to be honest and too honest to be true
The perfect gun turns as it pleases toward all horizons
The perfect gun is perfect sadism, at least as a method
The perfect gun is a flower beaten by the rough fever of the wind
The perfect gun can be rearranged in all possible combinations
The perfect gun is a bueatiful chimera
The perfect gun is an idealist without taking part in any ideal
The perfect gun takes the shapes and colors of demoralizarion and confusion
The perfect gun crouches to intercept shadows
The perfect gun is not in the habit of saluting the dead
The perfect gun will always find buyers
The perfect gun is at most a thinking reed
The perfect gun has drawn the symbol of the infinite
The perfect gun is not incompatible with a certain nobility of thought
The perfect gun is watching over a blue glass
The perfect gun writes sad and ardent love letters
The perfect gun is a hierarchy, like any other
The perfect gun is a door someone opened
The perfect gun implies that there are others behind it
The perfect gun is a dark intention
The perfect gun never waits for itself
The perfect gun is hard as the incredible hammering and no questions underneath
The perfect gun is a reference point
The perfect gun is neither my shadow, nor my double, nor my half nor another myself
The perfect gun is blood at water level
The perfect gun is half of a destiny
The perfect gun has nothing to do before dying
The perfect gun leaves an exquisite corpse

 

[minidog]

hoot hoot the avvys back quality

 

[dick van cock]

A Kiss for Ms C :Kiss:

... and another one for negator :Kiss:

I don't get either post, but I'm soooo horny...

 

[negator]

. . .i love you

 

[titsrock]

Negator and Dicky....aww. You two kids really are great for each other...and just in time too...California beckons you both!

 

[L3ggy]

:sing: Father, Do You Wanna Bang Heads With Me?:sing:

 

[titsrock]

Perhaps van Gogh painted it right all along...maybe the world really looks like "Starry Night" and we just can't see it?

 

[L3ggy]

I just ordered Tolkien Ensemble & Christopher Lee - The Lord of the Rings: Complete Songs & Poems.

 

[titsrock]

I'm convinced the greatest article of clothing man has ever made is the bikini

 

[negator]

my house. . .^ third from the right

 

[titsrock]

That was the house I lost my virginity in, to a pack of gypsies, they were tender..

 

[sputnikgirl]

your son rip is on line toot

 

[Montrealman]

Live Tv.