Random Statement Thread II

I proper just fell off my chair, I wish I was working in an office with CCTV because I'd definately get £350 handing it over to 'You've Been Framed'

I also broke my computer table, the arm of the chair fell off, and a bottle of **** fell off a nearby **** rack and hit me in my already broken rib.

It's like anything that could of gone wrong, did.

All because I'm too lazy to stand up and turn on my light switch.
 
Surprisingly it didn't hurt. I just sat there thinking how much of an amazing fall it was. It was like something from a comedy sketch, and I'm just pissed off no one was around to see it.
 
My 22" Flat Panel Monitor I had for about two years Brook About an Hour a go picture just blinks off and on.:eek::confused:

Had to go back to my 19" flat screen. :(:crash::weeping:
 
Want me to massage it?
 
You speak Spanish?
 
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