Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

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[The Yak]

Do they still make Oodles of Noodles? Funny because it rhymes.

One day we will all be dead but Oodles of Noodles will remain.

 

[The Yak]

We should make thread for jokes about farting.

 

[The Yak]

I will most likely have been scared and confused and throwing up.

 

[The Yak]

I can bounce back and forth because This is all terribly sad I am a strange person.

 

[The Yak]

Why are they laughing? Nothing is funny anymore. We're all going to die because of the weather.

 

[The Yak]

At any moment, I could be plunged into darkness. Then it starts to get cold. Historically cold.

 

[The Yak]

The next post here will be about my anus.

 

[The Yak]

This is kinda restrictive creatively.

 

[The Yak]

Oh, I just realized what I have done.

 

[The Yak]

This place was special back in the day. Back when I could still imbibe spirits to achieve a state of altered consciousness. I miss it so much.

THC is very nice and has advantages but not my "chemical first love" if you take my meaning.

 

[The Yak]

What will become of us when this place is not here anymore? Will it be as though we never existed?

 

[The Yak]

To be ceaselessly and doggedly haunted by evil spectres of dark past is a real kick in the penis.

 

[The Yak]

Doesn't that make it sound almost romantic and adventurous? The hero has a dark past. It wasn't. It was just sad.

 

[The Yak]

As long as the post is ostensibly on topic, it shouldn't matter that the post itself consists of the disjointed ramblings of a brain altered by recreational *****.

 

[The Yak]

I mentioned in the other thread that I am coming down with something (from that typhoid Mary at work) and I am really declining quickly. The THC helps but there is a darkness building behind it.

 

[The Yak]

February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter.

I do not remember copying that. If I die, remember me as not a douchebag. I left people alone.

 

[The Yak]

You’re not sick from fantasy coitus. You’re likely just picking up a bug. Rest, hydrate, and save the drama for your next novel.

Go back in time far enough and they would call her "willful". We all know what that really means.

 

[The Yak]

I wanted to make dr ugs out of yogurt.

 

[The Yak]

I will not let this thread die.