Random Statement Thread II

Yesterday, I had too much to drink and made some unwanted contributions to some threads in the Politics & Religion section and people got mad at me. I then posted nude pictures of myself to a subreddit devoted to cross-stitching. After that, despite not owning a dog, I spent $50 dollars on dog food because the picture of a dog on the bag had this look of pure happiness and I didn't want to make the dog sad by not buying the food. All in all, I'd call it a productive day.
 
And me? Just trying to avoid worrying about certain things in life. It's not like I dont't have anything to worry about, I just try to avoid them.
 
If I were to be eaten by Kirby, Nintendo's lovable, pink spheroid who can take on the powers of his vanquished foes by ingesting them, I think he would receive some combination of my cripping alcholism, soul-crushing depression or laziness. Not worth it, Kirby.
 
If possible, do not wear a bra for at least 4 hours after you have been spray tanned, to prevent “tan lines” or streaks.
 
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Well Bonezy guess we should take shifts to keep the thread alive lol

Hellooooo to anybody out there
 
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