Right now 2 repeat TWO ad campaigns are pissing me off!
1. The dumbass Geico ads the ones with the stack of cash with the googly eyes. I wanna find the braintrust that thought that one up and kick their fucking teeth in!
*They look at their on the floor afterward* That? That's the teeth you could be chewing solid food with if you had not thought up that ad!? (sings) I always feel like somebody kicked me in the face!
2. Hillshire Farms and their cadence chanting the virtues of processed meat products. FYI Hillshire ain't that good! Them fuckers put in way too much salt...
-cs™