Random Statement Thread II

[holdol]

I'm really having trouble getting used to this FireFox thing-a-ma-jig. :crash:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Right now 2 repeat TWO ad campaigns are ******* me off!

1. The dumbass Geico ads the ones with the stack of cash with the googly eyes. I wanna find the braintrust that thought that one up and kick their fucking teeth in!

*They look at their on the floor afterward* That? That's the teeth you could be chewing solid food with if you had not thought up that ad!? (sings) I always feel like somebody kicked me in the face!

2. Hillshire Farms and their cadence chanting the virtues of processed meat products. FYI Hillshire ain't that good! Them fuckers put in way too much salt...

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

A little something for you Smitts. Premium Link Upgrade . :dunno:

 

[Wainkerr99]

My rep equals my posts right now, minus a 0. Make me want to not post anywhere else for a while.

 

[feller469]

My rep equals my posts right now, minus a 0. Make me want to not post anywhere else for a while.

I tried repping you so you can post some more. my computer sucks worse than thinking you have one more **** in the fridge, but you don't.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Well, thanks. *~darts off to look for an appropiate smilie*~
Oh Gaawwsh I'm sounding like Torres now.
Premium Link Upgrade

Hope you get it sorted. Fixing these things can be a time consuming drag.

 

[bustybbwlover]

the 'reality' commercials that seems so popular these days are fucking retarded.

 

[HeartBroker]

Right now 2 repeat TWO ad campaigns are ******* me off!

1. The dumbass Geico ads the ones with the stack of cash with the googly eyes. I wanna find the braintrust that thought that one up and kick their fucking teeth in!

*They look at their on the floor afterward* That? That's the teeth you could be chewing solid food with if you had not thought up that ad!? (sings) I always feel like somebody kicked me in the face!

-cs™

I would be more than happy to help you locate these advertising idiots and filet their skin off!
:rofl:

 

[HeartBroker]

Damn, all this time I was thinking it was "A", but in fact it was in "G"...

 

[D-rock]

I finally got around to putting up my Mystique signature that Smitty suggested I create a long time ago.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good morning

Whatcha gonna do? :nanner:

 

[Smittmaestro]

A little something for you Smitts. Premium Link Upgrade . :dunno:

That pales in comparison to Premium Link Upgrade !

-cs™

 

[saint]

i want to ride into the sun doing 200and crash into a ********* field fertilized by lisa ann and mariah milano

 

[Vanilla Bear]

That pales in comparison to Premium Link Upgrade !

-cs™

Yeah right after I posted that Ive seen this Hustler thingy, too.

 

[HeartBroker]

Oh well, I'm off to a wedding.

I wonder where I'll **** up tomorrow...:dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I wonder where I'll **** up tomorrow...:dunno:

In the marriage bed next to the bride?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Jeeze, this sucks...

 

[Katja]

You know everyone on freeones floats right? Everybody floats down here......

 

[Wainkerr99]

Ve eat good tonight Igor.

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

I know what you're thinking and it's just plain wrong