Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

Or possibly; "Too Rolling Stoned"?:angels:

"Rolling Stoned" could be a new dance craze for hippies, stoners, and fraternity parties. I just hope they have some soft carpeting for all the incoherent rolling they will do on it. Stain resistance for the inevitable ***** would come in handy to. Then again maybe it would be something to better describe the method they will have to use to get home a couple of blocks away when it's all over. :dunno::1orglaugh

 

[HeartBroker]

Could beeeeeeee...

 

[Smittmaestro]

On the cover of The Rolling Stone.

-Dr. Hook™

 

[Artimus]

Man, I'm starving.

 

[D-rock]

I just recently had to get done bitching at some of my ****** members. In some things I felt I was being taken advantage of. It's not so much they do stuff that's terrible as some of them will make stupid decisions every once in a great while that somehow I will end up having to cover for. We get along good and this is one of the few times I've ever had to ever do anything like this, so I still feel kind of bad for having to lay it on them. Still it was something I couldn't ignore or just let go.

 

[ChickenChoker]

John Malkovich is a **** actor.

 

[Artimus]

John Malkovich is a **** actor.

I disagree

 

[Violator79]

I have a day off today!!!!

 

[HeartBroker]

My left nipple hurts like a screaming banshee today!

(Don't ask):o

 

[PrimeGuy]

Are you ready for the lotion potion? :banana:

 

[Artimus]

I wasn't going to.

Extra Strength Painkillers might help

Can't even remember the last time I even thought about my nipples.

 

[HeartBroker]

Smart man!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I disagree

ditto



Btw my nipples are okay. Sometimes I think theyre a little small though.

 

[HeartBroker]

my nipples are okay. Sometimes I think theyre a little small though.

Lucky man!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nah

 

[HeartBroker]

You must be a big fan of the mondo nipples?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I dont know what mondo nipples are, but it sounds funny.

 

[Artimus]

Sometimes I think theyre a little small though.

Does it matter?



Anyway, have just got back from doing my grocery shopping and was struck by just how lifeless and automated the whole process has become. Automatic door let's you in and you walk around the supermarket grabbing what you want. Then at the end you walk up to a self-checkout machine scan your items pay for them and leave. If I hadn't asked one of the guys doing the restocking where I could find the honey, I would have walked out of there without having had any human interaction.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Does it matter?

No not really. Just saying. Btw... some people like small nipples.

Anyway, have just got back from doing my grocery shopping and was struck by just how lifeless and automated the whole process has become. Automatic door let's you in and you walk around the supermarket grabbing what you want. Then at the end you walk up to a self-checkout machine scan your items pay for them and leave. If I hadn't asked one of the guys doing the restocking where I could find the honey, I would have walked out of there without having had any human interaction.

Honey? For your tea? :tongue:

Human interaction huh? Well I **** people anyway so its okay for me.

 

[Artimus]

Btw... some people like small nipples.

On others or on themselves?

Honey? For your tea? :tongue:

Heavens no. There's milk for that.

It's for pancakes, french toast and such.

Well I **** people anyway so its okay for me.

You seem to get along fine with me.