Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

I believe that the rivers and streams and creeks in and around Atlanta are not actually there. They are, in fact, an elaborate illusion created through the use of light and mirrors.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Confusion of the highest ordaaaa!

 

[The Yak]

Look at the funny wheels on that penny-farthing.

 

[The Yak]

We could all be living inside a coconut and have no way of knowing. The coconut would be able to perfectly simulate life outside of a coconut so that nobody would know the difference.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I woke up this morning and there was still war in the news.

 

[The Yak]

Squirrels become enraged when they see me naked.

 

[Bonezstorm]

You can actually turn your tomatoes red when you walk around in the garden naked

 

[HeartBroker]

What in the actual fuck is going on right now !?!?!

 

[Bonezstorm]

What in the actual fuck is going on right now !?!?!

That's what I am asking myself everyday - not since the pandemic or the war.

 

[Supafly]

Russia will stop their "special operation" before the end of March, 2022. The Country is going broke fast, the fat cats are losing their posessions left and right, and Ukraine is not rolling over as expected before the troups rolled over the borders.

Putin is just trying to save face and get out with the best agreement possible.

But here, people still work together

 

[Bonezstorm]

It's always good to look out for new allies and to work things out together like these two people

 

[HeartBroker]

Can you actually see the end of all the insanity?

 

[HeartBroker]

...coming ?

 

[Bonezstorm]

Can you actually see the end of all the insanity?

We live in a time where people get easily offended

 

[Bonezstorm]

I decided to clean up my car but then I didn't

 

[Bonezstorm]

Depression always hits me hard on sundays

 

[Bonezstorm]

Still depression, but "lesser" depression than sunday

 

[Bonezstorm]

I ate ravioli today. Tasted like human skin.

I have some ideas now.....

 

[Bonezstorm]

So a little while ago I was walking down the beach to shoot some houses. But I was not the president of the US, so I wasn't privilegded enough to do so.

#monumentmythos

 

[The Yak]

I regret not showing my penis to the morbidly obese woman in the church choir who told me that seeing my 10 year old self dressed in a suit and tie reminded her of the Battle of Antietam.