Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

The Dog. Grant unto him eternal rest.

 

[dp93]

 

[dp93]

 

[Lungzyn]

Why does the reply box take forever to load, or is it just mine
Just timed it, about 17 seconds. Been like this for a while

 

[dp93]

it takes a while to load

 

[Lungzyn]

Going quick at the moment, I get things done around here yes indeed

 

[dp93]

why does freeones automatically add subscriptions to threads

 

[dp93]

 

[The Yak]

I think Lisa Ann should play the Jessica Lange character in any American Horror Story themed pornography.

 

[Lungzyn]

Worst scene synopsis ever, or the best?

Bridgette B. is back on Bangbros she wanted to come back in style too. She was at home doing laundry when we decided to pay her a visit at her home. We talked to her for a bit and found out she was horny and ready to take some dick. She was ready as Sean Micheals whipped it out, Britanny played with it and squeezed it between her huge paor of tits. She does have huge soft titties, you have to check it out . Then Brittany got serious and got on that dick and the fucking began..it was hot and sexy. you should check this out.

Quoted verbatim from BangBros

 

[The Yak]

Periodically, my dishwasher makes this weird noise that sounds like James Earl Jones telling me that I'm a failure and no one will ever love me.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Is the dishwasher right?

 

[Bonezstorm]

I went to bed very early yesterday. And what should I say? I am still fucking tired

 

[Bonezstorm]

Apparently, I don't need any mobile phone at all. Nobody ever calls me except my mum. I always have to make the first step so that someone calls or writes me back. I honestly think I only need a mobile device for the interwebs for now.

 

[jibbijib]

I decided to pop by for a visit. Hi everyone

 

[Bonezstorm]

I decided to pop by for a visit. Hi everyone

Who are you?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Worst scene synopsis ever, or the best?

Bridgette B. is back on Bangbros she wanted to come back in style too. She was at home doing laundry when we decided to pay her a visit at her home. We talked to her for a bit and found out she was horny and ready to take some dick. She was ready as Sean Micheals whipped it out, Britanny played with it and squeezed it between her huge paor of tits. She does have huge soft titties, you have to check it out . Then Brittany got serious and got on that dick and the fucking began..it was hot and sexy. you should check this out.

Quoted verbatim from BangBros

Sounds like they meant business about that sex! I just hope the laundry isn't forgotten and mildews.

 

[Spleen]

Shit has changed around here, quite dramatically.

 

[Spleen]

Just realised I've made a total of 4884 (now 4885) posts here. I have no idea how that ever happened. I should have spent more time outdoors.

 

[The Yak]

I'm trying to figure out how to embed youtube videos in widescreen format.




As you can see, it did not work.