Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

One of my loads of fire wood arrived really late this year. It looks like I'm going to have to do a lot of chopping to get it up soon.

 

[L3ggy]

Seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

 

[Smittmaestro]

The Cinema Snob​

A Clockwork Orgy

Being the adventures of a young woman whose principle interests are sex, ultra-********, sex, Beethoven, and more sex.

 

[Jon S.]

How the fuck many times will Comedy Central air the Charlie Sheen Roast anyway? 3 times the 1st night.....now it aired again last night.....and it's on again tonight! Ha ha ha! It had it's moments, but it was fairly timid and lame at points as well. Mike Tyson, Jon Lovitz, Bill Shatner.......MEH!!!!!!!!!! Didn't exactly have an impressive roster of roasters. But, I guess since it was the highest rated show in the history of Comedy Central......it'll be airing A LOT!!!!!! Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

So I feel like baking but sadly I don't have all the ingredients I need and I have no clue when my kiddies are returning from up the street so I can't go shopping.

 

[Bonezstorm]

What are you going to bake? Cookies?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just made a pizza. :drool2:

 

[Bonezstorm]

What kind of pizza?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The tasty kind.

Salami! Homemade. Ultra thin.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Name of the rose. Fucking great movie!

 

[HeartBroker]

My name is still Mud!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You had a little *****, Hearty?

 

[HeartBroker]

Nope.
Just muddy!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Okay. :dunno:

 

[D-rock]

Since Jon S. mentioned it I'm not the only one that finds it sad that such a thing as a Charlie Sheen roast was actually created, am I?

 

[L3ggy]

I don't get this Roasting thing.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I **** this Sheen

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I don't understand this smiley! :kettle:

 

[Bonezstorm]

You don't have to use it

 

[Vanilla Bear]

But I want to understand it when someone else is using it.