Random Statement Thread II

[Member442]

Sweet Thank you HB you are the best :kiss:

 

[D-rock]

I was also a loner back in my school days.

 

[Member442]

I was a loner in Grade school. If they could see me now they would probably go into shock lol

 

[Jon S.]

Don't you just "love" guys who use a penis pic (I'm guessing at least half of the time it isn't even theirs....ha ha ha!) as their avatar (regardless of the site)? Are there REALLY guys who are that CLUELESS that they don't realize that nobody.....and I mean NOBODY wants to see that? And, don't they realize the ONLY kind of person who MIGHT want to see that!?!?!? Talk about a TOOL (pardon the pun)! Ha ha ha!

Come on ladies....I'm sure you find that to be a "real" turn on too! Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

Now it depends on the penis. I have this thing when I met a male I use to aske 3 questions
1 whats your fav colour?
2 whats your fav car?
3 what is the length of your penis when hard? (with this one I will ask for you to prove it)

 

[Jon S.]

Well, if it's solicited...that's kind of different. When some tool uses it as an avatar...that's sort of just there for all to see...and unsolicited. I for one get nothing out of being "forced" to see a penis pic. Ha ha ha!

And the answers are:

Blue, BMW Z4 sDrive35is, and wouldn't you like to know! Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

blues a good colour not a bad car and of course I would. I maybe the biggest perv here.

 

[Jon S.]

and of course I would. I maybe the biggest perv here.

So it would appear! Ha ha ha! Thankfully for us....you're not a dude. That would make the 3rd question a MAJOR buzz kill! You'd be surprised how many masturbation threads (seeking advice and/or wondering how other dudes do it) that I've come (that's COME...NOT...CUM!!! Ha ha ha!) across on here that were created by other dudes. EWWWW!!!! Makes you wonder sometimes! Ha ha ha!


Anyway, in response to question #3....I'll answer it in a way that puts your math skills to the test.....unlike most dudes online who are 12+ (bwahahahahaha!), I am honestly 2 to the 3rd power (2 cubed if you will) inches. Have to make you work for the answer....ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

Thats not fair I'm tipsy I cant do math right now Meany

 

[Jon S.]

Okay.....I'll make it easier for you...but still make you work for it:

It's the number that comes between 7 and 9! Ha ha ha!

Now, is that easy enough for you?

 

[Member442]

Jon its all good I had a an amazing friend do the math for me as he loves me muchly so I knew it was 8 just after I posted my message.

8 is a nice number.

 

[Jon S.]

Glad that you got it and that evidently you approve!


It's amazing.....a dude online who ISN'T "12+" Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

:rofl: Well its nice when a guy is more honest. Plus the smart ones know if they say 12 I will call Bullshit and ask them to prove it in person as online can be anyone.

 

[Jon S.]

:rofl: Well its nice when a guy is more honest. Plus the smart ones know if they say 12 I will call Bullshit and ask them to prove it in person as online can be anyone.

And they think a real woman would actually want to tackle a 14 incher! Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

apparently and I can't understand why

 

[Jon S.]

It's like a dude that says "I'm gonna fuck you so hard....you won't be able to walk for weeks"!!! Ummmmm....yeah, that's a "real" turn on! I mean, who doesn't want to be able to walk for weeks!?!?!? ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

I have no clue I would go insane if I couldnt. I love walking. If you want to make me want to never fuck you that would be a good statemet to use.

 

[Jon S.]

Yeah.....sooooo many clueless guys! Ha ha ha!


Speaking of "penis avatars"! Take a look at this one:

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5824422&postcount=4016

Aside from it being pathetic......given his username.....I'm calling false advertising too! Ha ha ha!

 

[Member442]

mmm interesting

 

[Jon S.]

Okay....I'll buy that his name is Tony......but the rest....based upon his avatar....not so much! Ha ha ha!