Random Statement Thread II

[HeartBroker]

HB I'm good with that. :Kiss::Kiss:

 

[Member442]

That's good L3ggy.


I miss the old Cookie *******. Did you know he eats health food now its horrible.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

What really? That sucks!

 

[Member442]

Yes really. He has a song about eating your veggies. He still eats cookies but not as much. The crazy soccer moms complained that the cookie ******* was making their ******** fat because all they wanted to eat was cookies like he does. Now I'm a parent and I found that totally insulting as the TV doesn't raise my ****, I DO. The nuts won though and he had to become more healthy.

 

[L3ggy]

So, he's the Health Food ******* now?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The Veggie *******.

 

[Member442]

Sorta but he's still called the cookie *******. People that weren't soccer moms were pissed I think that might be the only reason the didn't change his name actually. There was a petition online to leave him alone so I think the compromise was they left the name alone but he now eats his veggies before his cookies.

 

[HeartBroker]

Hell, he's no ******* at all if he's not eating cookies anymore!

What a sellout :eek:

 

[Member442]

No hes just another blue puppet having a hand up his ass

 

[HeartBroker]

No hes just another blue puppet having a hand up his ass

That sounds oddly appealing...

:dunno:

 

[Member442]

Maybe if your Stan BB or Lurky.

 

[D-rock]

Cookie ******* used to be my favorite when I was a *****. Oh, what have they done to you?




I can't really eat Chocolate cookies anyhow since I boycott most of the world's Chocolate and the kind I can eat can rarely be found where I'm at.

 

[Member442]

Why do you boycott most of the worlds Chocolate D?

 

[L3ggy]

So do I.

 

[Member442]

Why L3ggy?

 

[L3ggy]

It's obvious ain't it? It's terrible.

 

[Member442]

No I love chocolate. It's a girls best friend at least once a month!!

 

[HeartBroker]

Chocolate, once a month?
I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[L3ggy]

Once a month? I call bullshit.

 

[Member442]

I normally only have Choclate once a month some times 2 or 3 days but on a regular month only once. I only need it once a month if I ate it all the time I would be huge I don't want to get fat.