Random Statement Thread II

[HeartBroker]

HB I'm good with that. :Kiss::Kiss:

 

[Member442]

That's good L3ggy.


I miss the old Cookie monster. Did you know he eats health food now its horrible.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

What really? That sucks!

 

[Member442]

Yes really. He has a song about eating your veggies. He still eats cookies but not as much. The crazy soccer moms complained that the cookie monster was making their children fat because all they wanted to eat was cookies like he does. Now I'm a parent and I found that totally insulting as the TV doesn't raise my kids, I DO. The nuts won though and he had to become more healthy.

 

[L3ggy]

So, he's the Health Food Monster now?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The Veggie Monster.

 

[Member442]

Sorta but he's still called the cookie monster. People that weren't soccer moms were pissed I think that might be the only reason the didn't change his name actually. There was a petition online to leave him alone so I think the compromise was they left the name alone but he now eats his veggies before his cookies.

 

[HeartBroker]

Hell, he's no monster at all if he's not eating cookies anymore!

What a sellout :eek:

 

[Member442]

No hes just another blue puppet having a hand up his ass

 

[HeartBroker]

No hes just another blue puppet having a hand up his ass

That sounds oddly appealing...

:dunno:

 

[Member442]

Maybe if your Stan BB or Lurky.

 

[D-rock]

Cookie Monster used to be my favorite when I was a child. Oh, what have they done to you?




I can't really eat Chocolate cookies anyhow since I boycott most of the world's Chocolate and the kind I can eat can rarely be found where I'm at.

 

[Member442]

Why do you boycott most of the worlds Chocolate D?

 

[L3ggy]

So do I.

 

[Member442]

Why L3ggy?

 

[L3ggy]

It's obvious ain't it? It's terrible.

 

[Member442]

No I love chocolate. It's a girls best friend at least once a month!!

 

[HeartBroker]

Chocolate, once a month?
I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[L3ggy]

Once a month? I call bullshit.

 

[Member442]

I normally only have Choclate once a month some times 2 or 3 days but on a regular month only once. I only need it once a month if I ate it all the time I would be huge I don't want to get fat.