Prince William to wed in 2011

[The Grasshopper]

LONDON - Britain’s Prince William is to marry his long-term girlfriend Kate Middleton next year, Buckingham Palace said on Tuesday, ending months of media speculation about the couple’s plans to wed.

William, 28, the elder son of heir-to-the-throne Prince Charles and the late Princess_Diana, and Middleton, 28, daughter of self-made entrepreneurs, became engaged while on holiday in Kenya last month.

“The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton,” Charles’s office said in a statement.

“The wedding will take place in the spring or summer of 2011, in London. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course.”

The statement said William had informed Queen Elizabeth and also sought the permission of Middleton’s father.

The Queen and William’s grandfather, Prince Philip, said they were delighted at the news, while a cabinet meeting held by Prime Minister David Cameron was interrupted by a call from Buckingham Palace with the announcement.

“The prime minister is delighted to hear the news and has passed on his best wishes to the happy couple,” Cameron’s spokesman said.

William, who is currently serving as a helicopter search-and-rescue pilot in the Royal Air Force, met Middleton when they shared a house at university in Scotland in 2001.

They split up in 2007 because, newspapers said, Middleton, who has been dubbed “waity Katie” by the British tabloid press, was getting fed up of waiting for William to propose, but they soon got back together.

William has previously said he did not want to get married until he was 28, an age he reached in June.

Following the wedding, the couple will live in North Wales so the prince can continue his service with the RAF.

The engagement has been long predicted and rumours have abounded for months that an announcement was imminent.

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Congrats! :clap: :hatsoff:

 

[Spleen]

Good on him, she's hot enough, I suppose.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Shoot them both; I'm sick of my tax funding parasites and I don't want the species furthered.
Fucking offspring of German and Greek immigrants being born in my country marrying fucking South Africans....

 

[Sashe]

Prince William's secret engagement in Kenya

Prince William to marry Kate Middleton next year confirmed by Clarence House. Do you feels that Kate Middleton will be Lady Diana II?

 

[Spleen]

Shoot them both; I'm sick of my tax funding parasites and I don't want the species furthered.
Fucking offspring of German and Greek immigrants being born in my country marrying fucking South Africans....

I wouldn't say it applies to the Princes, they aren't exactly sitting on their arses doing nothing.

Shoot the Queen though, for sure.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I wouldn't say it applies to the Princes, they aren't exactly sitting on their arses doing nothing.

Shoot the Queen though, for sure.

You mean the target who endangers troops by being nearby? Who uses helicopters as limos?
Fuck it, they'll just grow into a bigger problem. Lets not forget about Charles declaring jam to be cheap and trying to get jam prices ranged so that his Duchy originals would be more competitive. Fuck the poor; we're royalty.

 

[Ulysses31]

I'm so sick of hearing this on every news channel all morning, all the knobs they are interviewing seem to come from another planet where the hardship of everyday life in the UK doesn't apply. Congrats to them but there are far more important things they could be reporting on, like why passenger planes have been circling London the past few hours :dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

This is one wedding I will be sure to crash, I hear they have good fries or chips with truffle ketchup there.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm so sick of hearing this on every news channel all morning, all the knobs they are interviewing seem to come from another planet where the hardship of everyday life in the UK doesn't apply. Congrats to them but there are far more important things they could be reporting on, like why passenger planes have been circling London the past few hours :dunno:

Hardship of everyday life dear boy? After all we've done for them?! Pfa! Let them eat cake!

 

[robbied196]

News of a royal wedding sure brings the cock sucking parasites out. I've just heard some stupid bitch on the radio describe Kate as 'just an ordinary middle class girl'.

Just a min! She went private school, St. Andrews School in Pangbourne, Berkshire.

Fee's: Nursery 5 mornings £1,190 per term
Afternoons (incl. lunch) £21.50 per afternoon
Lunch £5.00
Pre-Preparatory Pupil £2,535 per term
Pre-Preparatory (Transition) £2,800 per term
Junior Day Pupil £3,880 per term
Senior Day Pupil £4,300 per term
Weekly Boarder £5,125 per term
Overnight Boarding
(Supper/Bed/Breakfast) £23.50
Breakfast or Supper £2.50

Mummy and Daddy founded their own company, Party Pieces, a mail order firm that sells party supplies and decorations. They have since become millionaires.

All in all, dead fuckin ordinary

 

[vodkazvictim]

News of a royal wedding sure brings the cock sucking parasites out. I've just heard some stupid bitch on the radio describe Kate as 'just an ordinary middle class girl'.

Just a min! She went private school, St. Andrews School in Pangbourne, Berkshire.

Fee's: Nursery 5 mornings £1,190 per term
Afternoons (incl. lunch) £21.50 per afternoon
Lunch £5.00
Pre-Preparatory Pupil £2,535 per term
Pre-Preparatory (Transition) £2,800 per term
Junior Day Pupil £3,880 per term
Senior Day Pupil £4,300 per term
Weekly Boarder £5,125 per term
Overnight Boarding
(Supper/Bed/Breakfast) £23.50
Breakfast or Supper £2.50

Mummy and Daddy founded their own company, Party Pieces, a mail order firm that sells party supplies and decorations. They have since become millionaires.

All in all, dead fuckin ordinary

Quiet peasant! Who are you to speak ill of your masters?

 

[DOA82]

Fuck the pair of them. This is a classic example of whats published as non-news that we are still meant to give a shit about because of who they are.

They contribute in no way to the country but seem to sit on a mantle (they did not fucking earn) living the playboy lifestyle while remaining a relic of a by gone age.

Oh No! The queen has to make cut backs, boo fucking hoo! Prince William is getting married! How does this effect anyone in the real world? It doesnt! The other day at the armistice ceremony I felt it was an insult to the troops when that other royal ginger cunt led the service. What the fuck has he done in service of this country? What does some pampered little cunt have in common with the actual fighting men we honur?

He might wear the uniform but he is not part of the military!

Pray he takes after his mother when she re arranged her facial features courtesy of a mercedes dashboard!

 

[GregCentauro]

What a washed-up wreck that Kate is. If she had any ambition in life, she'd marry a Premier League footballer. Just like any girl with class.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Fuck the pair of them. This is a classic example of whats published as non-news that we are still meant to give a shit about because of who they are.

They contribute in no way to the country but seem to sit on a mantle (they did not fucking earn) living the playboy lifestyle while remaining a relic of a by gone age.

Oh No! The queen has to make cut backs, boo fucking hoo! Prince William is getting married! How does this effect anyone in the real world? It doesnt! The other day at the armistice ceremony I felt it was an insult to the troops when that other royal ginger cunt led the service. What the fuck has he done in service of this country? What does some pampered little cunt have in common with the actual fighting men we honur?

He might wear the uniform but he is not part of the military!

Pray he takes after his mother when she re arranged her facial features courtesy of a mercedes dashboard!

:clap:
:iloveyou:
:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Oh how wonderful. It's so nice that the royals have felt it right to gift us, the little people with such a historic and extravagant event during these hard economic times.

I'm sure we'll all be forever grateful for it.

 

[robbied196]

Quiet peasant! Who are you to speak ill of your masters?

Ooops! I forgot my place, the media led me into believing they were just like me

Apparently, they are going to bear in mind the economic situation of the country when they arrange their wedding.

So its down the Register Office and Maccy D's after.

 

[shaggydude]

Has she done any anal scenes yet?

 

[Facetious]

:chickthing:

 

[emceeemcee]

How embarrassing it must be to be born into a royal family.


Oh, and fuck all of you no-life, no-hope brain dead gossiping cuntbags who used at least 5 minutes of your wretched existence watching/reading this 'news' event and then another 3 hrs talking about it to your equally worthless friends and workmates.


May you all vanish for the good of the oxygen supply!

 

[emceeemcee]

Has she done any anal scenes yet?

They're still required to sleep in seperate rooms I think