Misbegotten, cowdungslingin', itchscratchin', veldcrappin', Lilylivered, redfaced, skinnyassed, slimy, hustlin' mudcoated, fleabitten, imbecilic, beaneatin', flyswattin', scudsuckin', two timin', dimwitted, cheatin', lyin', grimy, maddog, pornography usin' scumbag.