Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

[DrMotorcity]

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's ponography!

Dr, you're certainly living up to your name! :1orglaugh

 

[drdeath67]

Oh, no he doesn't bite....DOWN PORNOGRAPHY DOWN!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Oh, no he doesn't bite....DOWN PORNOGRAPHY DOWN!

Obviously, he wants that other white meat!

:1orglaugh

 

[drdeath67]

Obviously, he wants that other white meat!

:1orglaugh

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[drdeath67]

Make sure you read the instructions carefully before assembling your pornography!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Yellow, diamond shaped placard seen hanging from the window of an automobile:

Pornography on board!



Reportedly heard in the battle field:

Praise the lord and pass the pornography.

 

[drdeath67]

Instant ponography: Just add water and beat until stiff.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Heard from a recording over the telephone when being put on hold after calling the 800 number of a mega-corporation: "Please hold the line; your pornography is important to us."

 

[drdeath67]

My pornography stays crunchy even in milk!

 

[Manny460]

Pornography- Don't leave home without it.

 

[drdeath67]

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pornography with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[Manny460]

Free Ones- This is not your father's pornography.

 

[drdeath67]

...after cooling for one minute, remove cover an sprinkle lightly with pornography!

 

[DrMotorcity]

...after cooling for one minute, remove cover an sprinkle lightly with pornography!

Yet some more valuable cooking tips from drdeath!

:1orglaugh

 

[drdeath67]

Kentucky Fried Chicken, We Do Pornography Right! :thumbsup:

 

[Manny460]

I like my pornography shaken, not stirred.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Intrepid British man of mystery and intrigue: Austin Pornography

Much-feared, and widely revered, rural American sheriff’s deputy: Pornography Fife

The best things in life are pornography

POTW: Pornography of the Week

Pornography: It's what's for dinner!

 

[Manny460]

Literary classics:

The Lion, the Witch and the Pornography
The Old Man and the Pornography
The Emperor's New Pornography
The Pornography in the Rye
Alice in Pornography
The Wizard of Pornography

 

[DrMotorcity]

This date in history: 8-24-2006


Pornography (as defined by a well-respected international agency):

Celestial bodies that often orbit around other bodies, celestial or otherwise, having sufficient mass to gravitate to other-like bodies and overcome (sic) rigid body forces so that that it assumes the proper camera angle for its various round shapes to be suitably depicted for general release in accordance to U.S.C. 2257 parameters and has created public outcry when one of its retail outlets is open for business in a residential neighborhood.

Remember, you heard it here first.

 

[drdeath67]

Santa knew he was in trouble when little Timmy, the child perched on his lap, asked for pornography for Christmas!