Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
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Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
That’s it, huh?
Okay, now it’s my turn:
Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
Or a phrase. Or a song title. Or even rearrange a common, everyday name for your harmless amusement.
:hatsoff: Congratulations are in order for jod0565 for having been the only one to have grasped the concept at hand! :glugglug: Have a drink on all of us, jod0565!!!
Thanks to this message board, we have assembled here, without question, the greatest collection of like-minded porn aficionados that the world has even known, and we—the contributing members of this board—owe it to our selves to capitalize on that knowledge and utilize it to our benefit! All the years that we have invested in this avocation have provided us with a wealth of enlightening and entertaining material in the form of ribald anecdotes, puns and malapropisms of such originality and intensity that not even the hack writers of Hollywood could approach and Wall Street wouldn’t dare!
Therefore, duty dictates that we must take the iniative and document that which has always landed us in a heap of trouble, be it in the class room, the office, the social club, or at the family gathering, and share it with the rest of the world for the edification of the ingenuous, the creatively-challenged and culturally stagnant, and those grievously barren of wit and repartee, as well as for the perusal of succeding generations who will forever be in our debt and with rabid zeal pledge their souls that our screen names may live on in perpetuity! A time capsule of tittilation, it could be said! This thread was solemnly undertaken with the intent to serve as the definitive compilation of adult entertainment-inspired levity. Think of it friends:
Howard who? Otis Sweat? George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and the rest of that bunch? Hah! The future is ours and is ripe for the taking!
The burning issue of the moment: Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
Just a few examples of what we are aiming for on the road to fortune and glory:
Popular music!!!!
Irving Berlin: Pornography! Pornography! Alexander’s Rag-time band!
Lovin’ Spoonful: Hot town, pornography in the city, back of my neck gettin’ Larry Flynty…
Harry Nilsson: One is the loneliest number unless you have pornography…
The Who:
Pornography for miles and miles and miles…
Pornographenia
The Police: Synpornography (Parts I and II)
CCR: Porn on the Bayou
Billy Joel: Play with your dong, Mr. Pornography man…
Stevie Wonder: Isn’t it pornography…
Elton John: Pornography and the Jets
W.A.S.P.: I Pornography Somebody
Kelly Osborne: Pornography Don’t Preach
The Spinners: Pornography I’m Falling in Love
Blondie: Pornography! Pornography! Pornography, pornography any time…
Emerson, Lake and Pornography: Mussopornogsky’s Pornographies at an Exhibition, performed live at (where else) Pornography Hall
Top 40 hits!!!
Pornography Back to Ol’ Virginny
Love Pornography No. 9
Pornography clearly now the rain is falling…
We are into pornography…all of my brothers, sisters and me…
Pornography the Magic Dragon
Ethnic favorites!!!
Beer Barrel Pornography
Classical music!!!
Edward W. Elgar: Pornography and Circumstance
Sergey Pornkofiev: Lieutenant Kijé Suite
Seasonal hits!!!
Pornography the Snowman
Old sayings of yore:
Pornography loves company
Caught between the devil and Bunny Bleu pornography (or deep throat pornography) (or dildo can be substituted for devil) (or deep-throat pornography) (or Bridgette Blue) [multi-purpose]
T.V. commercials:
Line from a classic 60’s Alka-Seltzer commercial:
Pornography! That’s a spicy meatball!
‘70’s Cartoon character that shilled for a nutritionally-devoid snack food:
Pornography-to Bandito
Jingle for a line of mass-produced, store-bought pastry:
“Everybody likes Pornography’s”
Albert Einstein!!! “Theory of Pornography”: P=mc², where as: P (ornography)= m(odel drenched with) c(um-shot) (seen from)²(different camera angles)
Bob Hope!!!
Television programs!!!
WPornography, Cincinnati
It’s Pornography-Doody time, it’s Pornography-Doody time…
Pornography Brewster
Mayberry, Pornography
Motion pictures!!!
Bonfire of the Pornographies
The Good, the Bad, and the Pornography
Pornography Horror Picture Show
North Dallas Pornography
Pornography and Bess
The Pornographer’s Apprentice (animated feature)
The Taking of Pornography One Two Three
Pornography Full of Miracles
The Nutty Pornographer
Pornography of the Yankees
…and famous lines from the motion pictures!!!
Pay no attention to that pornography behind the curtain!
On the whole, I’d rather be looking at pornography (W.C. Fields)
Pornogravy alone (Greta Garbo)
Gilbert and Sullivan!!!
The Pornographers of Penzance
Mel Blanc-voiced Warner Bros. cartoon character!!!
Pornography Gonzales
Biblical!!!
Pornography Pilate
Four Horsemen of the Pornograclypse
Classical literature!!!
The Prince and the Pornographer
Pornography Longstocking
The Pornbabe and the Pendulum See it here:
Theater!!!
Pornography Boys and Dinettes
Definitions from Pornography Richard’s Almanac!!!
Onomotopornographia: Naming of things after sounds commonly heard on the smut-set.
Pornographfee: The nominal requisite amount charged granting one a license to pornog.
Pornogeniture: The exclusive right of inheritance stating that the eldest born male shall be entitled to the old man’s nudie-mags and skin-flicks.
Pornographygeist: Unexplainable phenomenon, such as sounds and the motion of inanimate objects normally at rest, usually occurring when the smut-mags are slid out of view underneath the bed.
Porn-on date: Legal disclaimer stating that all models appearing within were 18 years or older at the time of their being photographed, and that the content is 2257 compliant.
Pornography Express: The horse-and-rider relay system designed to expediently deliver printed adult material across the U.S. that predated the internet.
Dog and pornography show: An ostentatious display usually concocted by the radical right to garner mass attention in the interest of advancing their own agenda.
Pornodextrious: Ability to hold the magazine open so that both pages are in view utilizing only one hand.
Pornographyentology: Science dealing with smut-mags from the pre-full frontal nudity age.
Pornographer Laureate: A title issued for one year to the most eminent member of his profession who traditionally is bestowed with the honor of giving the keynote speech (followed by a slide show) at the annual Freeones clam-bake and award ceremony.
Food!!!
Pornography Primavera
Arrozo con pornography: Traditional rice-based dish made in honor of a centerfold model worthy of becoming the beholder’s wife.
Quasi-edible fungus!!!
Pornogrobello
Pornogcini
Diseases!!!
Malaria, harbingers of: Pornographeles mosquito
Sports!!!
The Pornography Derby
Pjörn Pjorg: famous Swedish tennis player
Entertainment events!!!
Pornographalooza
Anthropology!!!
Australopornogecus: Early ancestor of man who lived “down under” and drew pictures on the inside of cave walls to share this with us.
Famous castaway on an uncharted island in the Pacific!!!
Pornstar Howell III
Persons of note and the words that made them famous!!!
Edward R. Murrow: “This—is pornography…”
Latin!!!
Porno Bono: Images of an iconic Irish rockstar caught in various compromising positions with a famine-relief worker.
Porno nascitur, non fit: a pornstar is born, not made
Vox et pornography nihil: The audience wants to hear the slurpy-sounds and the chick squealing, not the cheesy background music.
Porns asinorum: Legal term in every female performer’s first contract stipulating that not only must her first scene be a double anal, but that also she is required to go out and bring back lunch for the crew as well.
Creatures of the sea!!!
Pornography Man-O-War
Railroads!!!
Atchison, Topeka, and the Pornography
Pornography, boy, is this the Chattanooga choo-choo?
Places of interest!!!
TPA (Tennessee Pornography Authority)
Pornographontory Point: Celebrated place in Utah, U.S.A. where the golden staple was pressed through the mid-section of a virgin territory.
Pornographybunkport, Me.: Location of the Presidential “compound”
Porn-Am Highway: (not to be confused with the golf tournament of similar name) Route from Canada through which many of the Eurobabes whom have destabilized the economy of southern California and created widespread unemployment for American females of the age of consent are smuggled into the U.S.
Okepornography Swamp
Famous German warship scuttled in Uruguayan waters in 1939!!!
Pornograph Spee
Notorious outlaws of the world!!!
Pornography Villa
Pornography Pot
The Pornography Comitatus
Butch Pornography and the Lapdance Kid
Pornography: Use it in a sentence. Let’s hear from the rest of you!
Okay, now it’s my turn:
Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
Or a phrase. Or a song title. Or even rearrange a common, everyday name for your harmless amusement.
:hatsoff: Congratulations are in order for jod0565 for having been the only one to have grasped the concept at hand! :glugglug: Have a drink on all of us, jod0565!!!
Thanks to this message board, we have assembled here, without question, the greatest collection of like-minded porn aficionados that the world has even known, and we—the contributing members of this board—owe it to our selves to capitalize on that knowledge and utilize it to our benefit! All the years that we have invested in this avocation have provided us with a wealth of enlightening and entertaining material in the form of ribald anecdotes, puns and malapropisms of such originality and intensity that not even the hack writers of Hollywood could approach and Wall Street wouldn’t dare!
Therefore, duty dictates that we must take the iniative and document that which has always landed us in a heap of trouble, be it in the class room, the office, the social club, or at the family gathering, and share it with the rest of the world for the edification of the ingenuous, the creatively-challenged and culturally stagnant, and those grievously barren of wit and repartee, as well as for the perusal of succeding generations who will forever be in our debt and with rabid zeal pledge their souls that our screen names may live on in perpetuity! A time capsule of tittilation, it could be said! This thread was solemnly undertaken with the intent to serve as the definitive compilation of adult entertainment-inspired levity. Think of it friends:
Freeones!: The Movie
In color
In color
Howard who? Otis Sweat? George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and the rest of that bunch? Hah! The future is ours and is ripe for the taking!
The burning issue of the moment: Pornography: Use it in a sentence.
Just a few examples of what we are aiming for on the road to fortune and glory:
Popular music!!!!
Irving Berlin: Pornography! Pornography! Alexander’s Rag-time band!
Lovin’ Spoonful: Hot town, pornography in the city, back of my neck gettin’ Larry Flynty…
Harry Nilsson: One is the loneliest number unless you have pornography…
The Who:
Pornography for miles and miles and miles…
Pornographenia
The Police: Synpornography (Parts I and II)
CCR: Porn on the Bayou
Billy Joel: Play with your dong, Mr. Pornography man…
Stevie Wonder: Isn’t it pornography…
Elton John: Pornography and the Jets
W.A.S.P.: I Pornography Somebody
Kelly Osborne: Pornography Don’t Preach
The Spinners: Pornography I’m Falling in Love
Blondie: Pornography! Pornography! Pornography, pornography any time…
Emerson, Lake and Pornography: Mussopornogsky’s Pornographies at an Exhibition, performed live at (where else) Pornography Hall
Top 40 hits!!!
Pornography Back to Ol’ Virginny
Love Pornography No. 9
Pornography clearly now the rain is falling…
We are into pornography…all of my brothers, sisters and me…
Pornography the Magic Dragon
Ethnic favorites!!!
Beer Barrel Pornography
Classical music!!!
Edward W. Elgar: Pornography and Circumstance
Sergey Pornkofiev: Lieutenant Kijé Suite
Seasonal hits!!!
Pornography the Snowman
Old sayings of yore:
Pornography loves company
Caught between the devil and Bunny Bleu pornography (or deep throat pornography) (or dildo can be substituted for devil) (or deep-throat pornography) (or Bridgette Blue) [multi-purpose]
T.V. commercials:
Line from a classic 60’s Alka-Seltzer commercial:
Pornography! That’s a spicy meatball!
‘70’s Cartoon character that shilled for a nutritionally-devoid snack food:
Pornography-to Bandito
Jingle for a line of mass-produced, store-bought pastry:
“Everybody likes Pornography’s”
Albert Einstein!!! “Theory of Pornography”: P=mc², where as: P (ornography)= m(odel drenched with) c(um-shot) (seen from)²(different camera angles)
Bob Hope!!!
Thanks for the pornography
You know I’m into smut, and you’ve always been my favorite slut
And the hours spent jacking off to pictures of you
Have trimmed inches away from my beer gut
And I thank you…so much
You know I’m into smut, and you’ve always been my favorite slut
And the hours spent jacking off to pictures of you
Have trimmed inches away from my beer gut
And I thank you…so much
Television programs!!!
WPornography, Cincinnati
It’s Pornography-Doody time, it’s Pornography-Doody time…
Pornography Brewster
Mayberry, Pornography
Motion pictures!!!
Bonfire of the Pornographies
The Good, the Bad, and the Pornography
Pornography Horror Picture Show
North Dallas Pornography
Pornography and Bess
The Pornographer’s Apprentice (animated feature)
The Taking of Pornography One Two Three
Pornography Full of Miracles
The Nutty Pornographer
Pornography of the Yankees
…and famous lines from the motion pictures!!!
Pay no attention to that pornography behind the curtain!
On the whole, I’d rather be looking at pornography (W.C. Fields)
Pornogravy alone (Greta Garbo)
Gilbert and Sullivan!!!
The Pornographers of Penzance
Mel Blanc-voiced Warner Bros. cartoon character!!!
Pornography Gonzales
Biblical!!!
Pornography Pilate
Four Horsemen of the Pornograclypse
Classical literature!!!
The Prince and the Pornographer
Pornography Longstocking
The Pornbabe and the Pendulum See it here:
Theater!!!
Pornography Boys and Dinettes
Definitions from Pornography Richard’s Almanac!!!
Onomotopornographia: Naming of things after sounds commonly heard on the smut-set.
Pornographfee: The nominal requisite amount charged granting one a license to pornog.
Pornogeniture: The exclusive right of inheritance stating that the eldest born male shall be entitled to the old man’s nudie-mags and skin-flicks.
Pornographygeist: Unexplainable phenomenon, such as sounds and the motion of inanimate objects normally at rest, usually occurring when the smut-mags are slid out of view underneath the bed.
Porn-on date: Legal disclaimer stating that all models appearing within were 18 years or older at the time of their being photographed, and that the content is 2257 compliant.
Pornography Express: The horse-and-rider relay system designed to expediently deliver printed adult material across the U.S. that predated the internet.
Dog and pornography show: An ostentatious display usually concocted by the radical right to garner mass attention in the interest of advancing their own agenda.
Pornodextrious: Ability to hold the magazine open so that both pages are in view utilizing only one hand.
Pornographyentology: Science dealing with smut-mags from the pre-full frontal nudity age.
Pornographer Laureate: A title issued for one year to the most eminent member of his profession who traditionally is bestowed with the honor of giving the keynote speech (followed by a slide show) at the annual Freeones clam-bake and award ceremony.
Food!!!
Pornography Primavera
Arrozo con pornography: Traditional rice-based dish made in honor of a centerfold model worthy of becoming the beholder’s wife.
Quasi-edible fungus!!!
Pornogrobello
Pornogcini
Diseases!!!
Malaria, harbingers of: Pornographeles mosquito
Sports!!!
The Pornography Derby
Pjörn Pjorg: famous Swedish tennis player
Entertainment events!!!
Pornographalooza
Anthropology!!!
Australopornogecus: Early ancestor of man who lived “down under” and drew pictures on the inside of cave walls to share this with us.
Famous castaway on an uncharted island in the Pacific!!!
Pornstar Howell III
Persons of note and the words that made them famous!!!
Edward R. Murrow: “This—is pornography…”
Latin!!!
Porno Bono: Images of an iconic Irish rockstar caught in various compromising positions with a famine-relief worker.
Porno nascitur, non fit: a pornstar is born, not made
Vox et pornography nihil: The audience wants to hear the slurpy-sounds and the chick squealing, not the cheesy background music.
Porns asinorum: Legal term in every female performer’s first contract stipulating that not only must her first scene be a double anal, but that also she is required to go out and bring back lunch for the crew as well.
Creatures of the sea!!!
Pornography Man-O-War
Railroads!!!
Atchison, Topeka, and the Pornography
Pornography, boy, is this the Chattanooga choo-choo?
Places of interest!!!
TPA (Tennessee Pornography Authority)
Pornographontory Point: Celebrated place in Utah, U.S.A. where the golden staple was pressed through the mid-section of a virgin territory.
Pornographybunkport, Me.: Location of the Presidential “compound”
Porn-Am Highway: (not to be confused with the golf tournament of similar name) Route from Canada through which many of the Eurobabes whom have destabilized the economy of southern California and created widespread unemployment for American females of the age of consent are smuggled into the U.S.
Okepornography Swamp
Famous German warship scuttled in Uruguayan waters in 1939!!!
Pornograph Spee
Notorious outlaws of the world!!!
Pornography Villa
Pornography Pot
The Pornography Comitatus
Butch Pornography and the Lapdance Kid
Pornography: Use it in a sentence. Let’s hear from the rest of you!
spiceworld
Banned
Pornography fiction is probably the best movie i ever saw.
Tamburlaine
Banned
This is all too aesthetically advanced and erudite for me. :bowdown:
I am not creative enough to think of a sentence for pornography. Wait, I did it!
If Your Gunna Talk About Pornography Do It In English
Aint Got Time To Read A Book About Pornography
I am Addicted to pornography.
DrMotorcity
Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Murphy’s Law says…
…that your favorite porno mag will always be at the bottom of the pile.
…that if mice should infiltrate your stash of printed material and use it to make their nest from which, that they will instinctively commence their gnawing at the most delectable parts of the photo-spread.
…that if you anxiously peer through the curtains everyday waiting for the mailman to deliver the latest issue of your most coveted subscribed-to magazine that you are too embarrassed to purchase at the newsstand or the pharmacist’s, invariably your secret will be betrayed as you ravenously tear open the unmarked wrapping on your way from the post box, leaving a trail of business-reply subscription leaflets for your neighbors to find on the apartment stairs.
…that, given the need to be able to participate in a game of softball at the annual company picnic necessitates that you borrow a first-baseman’s mitt from an acquaintance known to be employed as a stage-hand on the porno set, do not be surprised should the mitt happen to possess a peculiar, lingering aroma from having been used to catch tossed condoms just before the money-shot.
…that if there is any thing such as a sumptuous fern or fica plant, fish tank, working fireplace, crossed-swords over the mantle or like decoration in the same room as in which the sex-scene is taking place, you will be more than justified to seek this object’s name in the credits, as most certainly it will receive sufficient enough camera time to warrant such recognition.
…that should your audition for the male lead in an adult entertainment production go unnoticed and unfulfilled, regard it not so much as an insult to your “equipment” as it is a compliment on not being as homely as the current crop of male performers.
…that you will be unceremoniously awoken from your slumber by your bed partner should she herself have her sleep interrupted from your incessant chanting of “condoms, lubes, or videos” in the darkness, and it will be a flimsy defense to claim you were merely repeating a co-worker’s parody of the title of a 1971 #1 hit song by Cher that you found so amusing.
…that while watching a porn video in the dark, your ever-increasing exhilaration will come to a screeching stop, when in a moment of near-ecstasy, your fingers will have mistakenly procured the wrong device from the coffee-table, where as upon this acknowledgement you will then commence to damn the science of ergonomics, display the “menu” screen and hit the “mute” button all at once.
…that your rapacious lust for the gorgeous, centerfold-caliber sister of your best friend will irreparably cease to exist your very first time in bed with her when your mind torments you with reminiscences of showering with her brother after gym class.
…that your favorite porno mag will always be at the bottom of the pile.
…that if mice should infiltrate your stash of printed material and use it to make their nest from which, that they will instinctively commence their gnawing at the most delectable parts of the photo-spread.
…that if you anxiously peer through the curtains everyday waiting for the mailman to deliver the latest issue of your most coveted subscribed-to magazine that you are too embarrassed to purchase at the newsstand or the pharmacist’s, invariably your secret will be betrayed as you ravenously tear open the unmarked wrapping on your way from the post box, leaving a trail of business-reply subscription leaflets for your neighbors to find on the apartment stairs.
…that, given the need to be able to participate in a game of softball at the annual company picnic necessitates that you borrow a first-baseman’s mitt from an acquaintance known to be employed as a stage-hand on the porno set, do not be surprised should the mitt happen to possess a peculiar, lingering aroma from having been used to catch tossed condoms just before the money-shot.
…that if there is any thing such as a sumptuous fern or fica plant, fish tank, working fireplace, crossed-swords over the mantle or like decoration in the same room as in which the sex-scene is taking place, you will be more than justified to seek this object’s name in the credits, as most certainly it will receive sufficient enough camera time to warrant such recognition.
…that should your audition for the male lead in an adult entertainment production go unnoticed and unfulfilled, regard it not so much as an insult to your “equipment” as it is a compliment on not being as homely as the current crop of male performers.
…that you will be unceremoniously awoken from your slumber by your bed partner should she herself have her sleep interrupted from your incessant chanting of “condoms, lubes, or videos” in the darkness, and it will be a flimsy defense to claim you were merely repeating a co-worker’s parody of the title of a 1971 #1 hit song by Cher that you found so amusing.
…that while watching a porn video in the dark, your ever-increasing exhilaration will come to a screeching stop, when in a moment of near-ecstasy, your fingers will have mistakenly procured the wrong device from the coffee-table, where as upon this acknowledgement you will then commence to damn the science of ergonomics, display the “menu” screen and hit the “mute” button all at once.
…that your rapacious lust for the gorgeous, centerfold-caliber sister of your best friend will irreparably cease to exist your very first time in bed with her when your mind torments you with reminiscences of showering with her brother after gym class.
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