Porn chicks Charlie Sheen "allegedly" boned

Really, who hasn't he?

Better you should start with a roster of Heidi Fleiss' girls circa 1990 and work chronologically.

BTW He was really engaged to Penthouse Pet Jan. 92 Shauna O'Brien.
 
hahaha how funny. good find, roald.

The comments are great too:

Parsifal_418 03:21 PM
#2 Lupe Fuentes. Howard Stern did a hilarious 10+ minute bit about her and her radio show yesterday, and she is #2.
The power of Howard is greater than the power of Charlie.

Deadp00l 04:00 PM
@Parsifal_418: So these chicks should do coke with Charlie Sheen on the Howard Stern show.


YG2012 04:31 PM
@Deadp00l: Or do coke with Charlie and talk about it on Stern-- it's part of the pornstar PR track...

:1orglaugh
 

PirateKing

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Could be many more for all we know. What porn star would turn Charlie Sheen down?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

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Why did you put allegedly in quotes? Are you implying that word doesn't exist?
 

PirateKing

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He's fucked everyone in the world
The logistics of that notion are impossible. There are roughly 7 billion people on the planet, not counting the ones that have died since Charlie was born. Even if he consecutively fucked each person for a single second since the day he was born it would take him centuries. He is clearly only 45, and I doubt he can live that long. Let's not forget that he needs sleep otherwise he would die. So say he gets an average of 7 hours sleep a day. That cuts off about 35% from his around the clock fucking time. Let's not forget eating and excreting, which might be possible to do as he's fucking but certainly unsanitary. Clearly though, many people will die in some way before he gets a chance to fuck them, and many more will be born which would just make it an endless mission.

You sir, are a liar.
 
The logistics of that notion are impossible. There are roughly 7 billion people on the planet, not counting the ones that have died since Charlie was born. Even if he consecutively fucked each person for a single second since the day he was born it would take him centuries. He is clearly only 45, and I doubt he can live that long. Let's not forget that he needs sleep otherwise he would die. So say he gets an average of 7 hours sleep a day. That cuts off about 35% from his around the clock fucking time. Let's not forget eating and excreting, which might be possible to do as he's fucking but certainly unsanitary. Clearly though, many people will die in some way before he gets a chance to fuck them, and many more will be born which would just make it an endless mission.

You sir, are a liar.

Chuck Norris could do it if he wanted to. :1orglaugh
 
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