God I wish there were mainstream porno sluts with truly fucked up names that Sheen got caught banging.
Imagine the headline: "Sitcom star Sheer found snorting an 8-Ball off of adult actress Penelope Cumslurper's feet" on the cover of the NY Post.
Or E!'s opener; "Badboy Charlie Sheen found naked and soaked in urine in a hotel with porn star Asslynne Jizzfarts and Uma Sperman".
Imagine the headline: "Sitcom star Sheer found snorting an 8-Ball off of adult actress Penelope Cumslurper's feet" on the cover of the NY Post.
Or E!'s opener; "Badboy Charlie Sheen found naked and soaked in urine in a hotel with porn star Asslynne Jizzfarts and Uma Sperman".