Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

[alexpnz]

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/9178620175
@SkylahOHC You are a bottom barrel bitch. Nobody gives a fuck about you and I hope that your sister dies of cancer.

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/9158278385
@SkylahOHC If you'd like I could cut your ugly face off for u I have a butcher knife that's in pretty good shape I'll give u a discount too

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/8005303536
@JolyPlo if you don't like what I say then why read it? You're guy would much rather fuck me than an old ugly hag like you! Die of cancer!

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/6971106997
I'd like to send a shout out to all the haters on Twitter. "Fuck you and I hope your mom dies and if she's already dead... Good."

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/6677158306
@josh_jeckel too scared to put a real pic of yourself up? I'm sure you look like shit and have a small dick so go die. Nobody would miss u.

http://twitter.com/BreeOlson/status/6677027053
@josh_jeckel I hope somebody shoots your face off. You just wish you were one of the guys coming over to fuck me tonight.

^^Those are Cold Blooded!!..is it wrong that I like her even more now? :1orglaugh^^

 

[Ulysses31]

'Defeat is not an option': Charlie Sheen declares war against Two And A Half Men bosses in ANOTHER bizarre tirade

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Half-Men-bosses-saying-war.html#ixzz1F1XCJhMg

Cosy: Charlie Sheen posed on a private plane to the Bahamas with porn star Bree Olsen, estranged wife Brooke Mueller and girlfriend Natalie Kenly on Wednesday
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/25/article-1360488-0D5BB66D000005DC-783_634x458.jpg

Sandwiched: The Two And A Half Men star, with Natalie, left, and Bree, appeared to be having the time of his life on the getaway
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/25/article-0-0D56F03D000005DC-152_634x562.jpg

 

[JayJohn85]

I ain't dishing no OCSM's....Disclaimer before fucking georges gives me grief. I just can't believe you the guy above the other guy^

Would take the time to quote all that. I mean did you honestly believe half the shit in that thread? Does public image and pretty much scripted answers.....That concept not occur to you? Well let's spell it out. You probably won't ever know who Bree is....The real her.

As for the missionary thing fuck man use common sense.....Do you like missionary? The good old mommy/daddy position.....The position you hammered it out in....In your teens thinking you where the fucking lad......Shit the woman has done the entire karma sutra........Probably.......Its a safe bet to say missionary is not her favourite position.

Short. Cute. Blonde. Blue eyes. Lonely guys wanking off= Tell them missionary.

You can probably write a equation for that too.

 

[alexpnz]

I ain't dishing no OCSM's....Disclaimer before fucking georges gives me grief. I just can't believe you the guy above the other guy^

Would take the time to quote all that. I mean did you honestly believe half the shit in that thread? Does public image and pretty much scripted answers.....That concept not occur to you? Well let's spell it out. You probably won't ever know who Bree is....The real her.

As for the missionary thing fuck man use common sense.....Do you like missionary? The good old mommy/daddy position.....The position you hammered it out in....In your teens thinking you where the fucking lad......Shit the woman has done the entire karma sutra........Probably.......Its a safe bet to say missionary is not her favourite position.

Short. Cute. Blonde. Blue eyes. Lonely guys wanking off= Tell them missionary.

You can probably write a equation for that too.

What.in.the.world.....??

 

[TheOrangeCat]

And the Lord was mighty pissed-off, and from above, and upon, he speaketh thus of this blasphemous thread:

"Though shalt not diss our Bree, for she is so fine, and giveth the most heavenly hummer"

 

[alexpnz]

Guess she didn't read my Valentines Sonnet?
A Valentine Poem For Bree Olson

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Roses are red
Grass is green
I'd lick every hole on your body
Unlike that moron, Charlie Sheen

I may not have his money
But I'm sure you don't care
I'd give all my money
Just to sniff your underwear

You may be a Porn Star
But it's something I can take
I'd promise to love you unconditionally
Like a fat kid loves cake

Happy Valentines Day Bree!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Serious, given the facts?

Her short term memory must be shorting out. Did she forget she just got a DUI a few weeks ago? :dunno:
And we are to then believe that she just sits around and reads "The giving tree" over in the corner or in the next room while Charlie gets drunk, does drugs and parties? They should really open up their own "5 Minute: quickie rehab drive-thru centers" across the nation or even the world, they seem quite qualified and successful in the area.

I am starting to think these two will be the end of each other and hold similar traits personality wise, its a rather sad state of affairs. Charlie has went out of his way to show how self consumed he is and his disregard for others with his selfish actions and approach over the years, Bree has shown this as well at times, in some of her tweets and how she totally played her way to Miss Free Ones 2010.



I really think this is gonna end ugly for them and each of there delusional personalities, be it together, or the toxic fallout from each other or there own personalities and thoughts. Or there own ill-advised outlook on life and those around them. What a toxic situation, imagine what these two are filling each others heads with, yikes.



Ummm... is Bree really all that good looking, seriously? I mean sure she gets naked and spreads her legs for others and that is what honestly most find attractive about her (lust/fantasy), but in the sense of actual natural beauty I think Charlie might be boasting a little to much about his current catch. Put her in regular non-revealing cloths and I don't think too many men would be turning there heads at her in public as if she is some as Charlie puts it, one of "his goddesses". She would blend in rather easily. As shown in the following video, do you really think there was a line of guys getting her number in Target?



What an absurd and delusional story these two are creating for themselves. Who cares if he is a successful actor and she is a successful pornstar, on a basic level its hard not to find them and this entire escapade delusional. Sad stuff really. :shock:

You have quite a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

If the above alexpnz post was in any way laudatory, or at least non-offense about mine, then I admire alexpnz for astute vision.

But if it wielded the Diss....

Monkey Says What?

If of course he did what most sane folk do and utterly ignore me, well then .......... into the Bin of Assholes with me.

(I am beginning to dislike this 'ignore' function)

 

[lurkingdirk]

If the above alexpnz post was in any way laudatory, or at least non-offense about mine, then I admire alexpnz for astute vision.

But if it wielded the Diss....

Monkey Says What?

(I am beginning to dislike this 'ignore' function)

The ignore function is for wankers. Stop ignoring. If you don't like what he says, choose to move on.

It turns out that alexp makes some good points, and has excellent hygiene. Poor taste in fashion, sure, but don't hold it against him. He's retarded.

Also, I'm just going to throw this out there - want to feel the unbelievable wrath of mods, petra, and roald (if he wakes up today)? keep making shitty comments about Bree Olson.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The ignore function is for wankers. Stop ignoring. If you don't like what he says, choose to move on.

It turns out that alexp makes some good points, and has excellent hygiene. Poor taste in fashion, sure, but don't hold it against him. He's retarded.

Also, I'm just going to throw this out there - want to feel the unbelievable wrath of mods, petra, and roald (if he wakes up today)? keep making shitty comments about Bree Olson.

All good points.

But I didn't make shitty Bree comments. I have a severe case of Breedophilia. I am a Breedophiliac.

(I misread that post, right)

 

[lurkingdirk]

All good points.

But I didn't make shitty Bree comments. I have a severe case of Breedophilia. I am a Breedophiliac.

(I misread that post, right)

The aside about not being a fucktard about Bree wasn't directed at you. The rest of the post was.

So, stop ignoring: that's for you.

Don't say stupid things about Bree: that's for everyone.

 

[alexpnz]

The aside about not being a fucktard about Bree wasn't directed at you. The rest of the post was.

So, stop ignoring: that's for you.

Don't say stupid things about Bree: that's for everyone.

......Tell these retarded mufuckas LD! :clap:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The aside about not being a fucktard about Bree wasn't directed at you. The rest of the post was.

So, stop ignoring: that's for you.

Don't say stupid things about Bree: that's for everyone.

Good.

Somewhere on this Board, there's a post where (I think) I managed to conjugate Bree across all its finite forms ....? (hey, it killed five minutes)

 

[lurkingdirk]

......Tell these retarded mufuckas LD! :clap:

Word to your retarded mama, holmes.

Good.

Somewhere on this Board, there's a post where (I think) I managed to conjugate Bree across all its finite forms ....? (hey, it killed five minutes)

Your mother must be proud.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Your mother must be proud.

You have NO idea ......

 

[lurkingdirk]

You have NO idea ......

Actually, I have a pretty good idea - She talks about you non-stop in the sack.

Wait. What?

 

[pk2007]

I love Bree but she better get away from Sheen, he's out of his mind.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Actually, I have a pretty good idea - She talks about you non-stop in the sack.

Wait. What?

Oh, excellent Mom diss .......:bowdown:

I will make sure to tell yours how proud of you I am. Ya know ... next time I diddle her with a a dead shemale's dick. (courtesy of MrT!)

 

[bigwarmload]

You have quite a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

Well if a memory for a few tweets, articles, etc.., I have seen + 25 minutes and the ability to Google and search the internet, then I guess, yes?

You probably won't ever know who Bree is....The real her.

If in honestly, well you don't either to argue the contrary, don't let your penis obstruct your ability to think.

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Just to clarify:

I am not hating on Bree or Charlie. Nothing I posted is outside the realm of public knowledge regarding either of them, given the info in the media or info they themselves expressed in some way. Charlie is in the main stream public realm and since Bree has decided to be apart of Charlie's story she too is now part of that same mainstream media she was previously not apart of. I really have not posted anything past what the media has not already expressed and simply added a few of my own personal comments, none of which were directed at either of them in malice. It just seems like a delusional situation, time will tell what comes of this pairing and situation.

 

[D-rock]

Don't say stupid things about Bree: that's for everyone.

If it makes you feel any better I think all my post about Bree are intelligent and well thought out. I can't be blamed for speaking about reality though.