DrMotorcity
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Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p
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NEWS FLASH!!!
And for you, Tunsty, your greatest fears eridicated from the planet for all time!
Heirs of the late Bill Leer, the developer of the 8-track audio system that was popular in the 1960s and '70s, have engaged the leaders of the "bathroom tissue" industry to partake of a joint venture that would apply the features of the long-dormant, quasi-obsolete sound recording medium to personal hygiene. No more glue! No more perforations! No more changing rolls in mid-stream! Okay, perhaps the matter of "misalignment" need some refining (as does the matter "double-layering,") but nothing that a book or two of matches can't remedy! And a lot quieter than a roller-towel, too!*
*The manufacturer, members of the Leer family, and or its employees, agents, co-litigants or associated rip-rap not responsible for lacerations, discoloration, allergic reactions, or public stigmatizm, either real or perceived, from any contact made with the electrically conductive foil strip. Use only as directed. If any of the above mentioned conditions appear, see a doctor. On second thought, don't see a doctor. Your mileage may very. To convert miles into kilometers, use a calculator.
:1orglaugh :laugh: :jump:
NEWS FLASH!!!
And for you, Tunsty, your greatest fears eridicated from the planet for all time!
Heirs of the late Bill Leer, the developer of the 8-track audio system that was popular in the 1960s and '70s, have engaged the leaders of the "bathroom tissue" industry to partake of a joint venture that would apply the features of the long-dormant, quasi-obsolete sound recording medium to personal hygiene. No more glue! No more perforations! No more changing rolls in mid-stream! Okay, perhaps the matter of "misalignment" need some refining (as does the matter "double-layering,") but nothing that a book or two of matches can't remedy! And a lot quieter than a roller-towel, too!*
*The manufacturer, members of the Leer family, and or its employees, agents, co-litigants or associated rip-rap not responsible for lacerations, discoloration, allergic reactions, or public stigmatizm, either real or perceived, from any contact made with the electrically conductive foil strip. Use only as directed. If any of the above mentioned conditions appear, see a doctor. On second thought, don't see a doctor. Your mileage may very. To convert miles into kilometers, use a calculator.
