Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

Toilet Paper Goes...

  • Over

    Votes: 31 86.1%
  • Under

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • "Up your ass, PR! None of your business."

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Total voters
    36
C

cindy CD/TV

Guest
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

How about i dont use toilet paper? Real men use water, mug and their hands. Thats called a clean shit. Soap afterwards.

TP is for people who like little whitish brown dingleberries sticking to their anal hair which go unnoticed for long periods and need to be pulled out eventually , leaving behind unwanted sensations in areas sensitive.

Shave. Shave the anal area to defeat the hordes of dingleberries :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

OVER, and out.
 

DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

:update:

The Over's just keep rolling in!!

Always over ^^

Over!!! I never understood why people would want it under and have to reach farther to grab it!

People who do under should be sent to re-education camps. :2 cents:

OVER, under just annoys me :mad:

Over. Nuff said.

OVER, and out.


Behold: Incontrovertible proof that the "Over"s have it!!


:hammer:


Remember, you heard it here first!!
 
Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p

:update:

The Over's just keep rolling in!!















Behold: Incontrovertible proof that the "Over"s have it!!


:hammer:


Remember, you heard it here first!!

Indeed, but it's imperative that you get the wad right as well:

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Always over for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

Royal butlers go for the over option too, so if it's good enough for Queen Lizzie, then it's good enough for me.

It's the butlers choice, unless you have pets pawing at the roll.
http://www.thebutlerspeaks.com/2011/06/toilet-paper-roll-over-or-under.html
http://www.josephthebutler.com/2012/06/on-fine-art-of-toilet-paper-roll.html

What about a dual toilet roll holder...


Or a glass floor bathroom over a mineshaft...

http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/bathroom-elevator-shaft-glass-floor-mexico-hernandez-silva/
 
Toilet paper, pfft.

Fuckin' sissies!

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DrMotorcity

Don Trump calls me Pornography Man
Always over for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

Royal butlers go for the over option too, so if it's good enough for Queen Lizzie, then it's good enough for me.

It's the butlers choice, unless you have pets pawing at the roll.

Thanks for the incite, LR.

:glugglug:


:update::update:

iamdemon7 brings us this urgent bulliten with great urgency:

Here are some pics from the scene in my 1st post since the link is down!

Examine the last image in this series:

http://img196.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50588_what_have_we_here_code_blue_123_364lo.jpg

Has the perceived harmony, and the peaceful coexistence between the "Over" camp and the
"Under" camp been violated beyond amicable reconciliation by what some have already have referred to
as "Third World Orientators?" Perhaps the work of Centrists or even Tea Party exponents? Is there now
a call to revise the poll accompanying this thread? And will it be conducted in the "Games" section??



:eek:
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:eek:​


America demands to know!!
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Yes, this was a wife argument. She insisted it be over. I didn't care but always changed the short roll. Bitch didn't like how I stored eggs in the fridge either. Just glad that I don't have one of those stupid euro things that mount the paper sideways.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Where is the option mine sits on it's side on the sink counter?

Mine too...we go through it so fast, why bother, plus we can have it both ways. The wife uses as much to wipe a couple of drops of pee, as I use to wipe my ass after I shit. Plus there's nose blowing, wiping the sink off, and other assorted uses. I swear, about a roll a day...if we lived in Russia, we would use our months supply, in a week.
 
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