Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

Toilet Paper Goes...

  • Over

    Votes: 31 86.1%
  • Under

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • "Up your ass, PR! None of your business."

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Total voters
    36
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Are you asking which way we put the toilet paper in the holder or which way we wipe? :1orglaugh

Hmmm. Perhaps that will be my next poll...

Due to the scientific results of this poll, I feel very justified in my smugness about my position of over.
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Over.

it should always be OVER!!! I hate when its under as it rubs all the bathroom walls. I clean them yes but I'd rather my toilet paper touch nothing before it hits my ass. Well withing my control as I have no idea what it went through to get to bathroom

It touch the wall either way.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Always over ^^
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Anyone who doesn't see the logic in putting toilet paper on the roll so that pulls over should be forcibly gender 'reassigned'.

That is all.
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

def. over :cool:

^^c'mon ! civilization must improve ! (with apologies to Freud ).

:yahoo:
 

Commander01

Closed Account
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Over!!! I never understood why people would want it under and have to reach farther to grab it!
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Over!!! I never understood why people would want it under and have to reach farther to grab it!

Never mind that, when it's placed under some asshole always manages to allow the paper to keep running off the roll into piles on the floor.:brick:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

I'm the foremost authority on this topic and I have to say, unequivocably (sp?)
the answer is indeed.............OVER!:facepalm:
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

People who do under should be sent to re-education camps. :2 cents:
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

I really never paid it any mind...

Let's see... (I actually read this, left here, and walked to the bathrrom.... I just got back from the bathroom. it's definitely OVER) - Do I win a prize?

But the real question is -- when you wipe --

Is it up from your ass?

or down from the crotch?
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

I really never paid it any mind...

Let's see... (I actually read this, left here, and walked to the bathrrom.... I just got back from the bathroom. it's definitely OVER) - Do I win a prize?

But the real question is -- when you wipe --

Is it up from your ass?

or down from the crotch?

Dude, men have to wipe from the asshole to the backside, isn't this obvious? In fact, like Martin Larwence once said, women need to "bring the good to the bad," clearly. Nobody likes shitty pussy. :facepalm:


The clear obvious choice for me is a bidet. :thumbsup:
 
C

cindy CD/TV

Guest
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

Anyone who doesn't see the logic in putting toilet paper on the roll so that pulls over should be forcibly gender 'reassigned'.

That is all.

Over, under, I never realized there was a "correct" way to do it, never thought of it until now. By HotMega's standards, I guess I need to be "forcibly gender reassigned." :ban: Good! I guess that means I won't need to pay for it myself. Does that mean the government will pick up the tab for my forced reassignment? You liberal types like having taxpayers pay for EVERYTHING, so I thought I'd ask ... :sarcasm:

I'm not sure which fantasy land SOME of you are living in, but my TP is currently under and it's not touching the wall -- I guess the people who invented the toliet paper spindel probably considered that flaw in their design and adjusted it accordingly. :sarcasm: Besides, if you're in the process of wiping vile human waste then anything on that toliet paper already is probably better than the feces you're about to smear all over it. The real issue is, how many of you really TRULY wash your hands (with soap!) after each bathroom trip? I have seen many, many people who just wet them and then walk away, touching things like door handles with their wet, germ-ridden hands. :eeew: :wtf: I tell them to get back in the bathroom and wash their filthy fucking hands.
 
Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under

How about i dont use toilet paper? Real men use water, mug and their hands. Thats called a clean shit. Soap afterwards.

TP is for people who like little whitish brown dingleberries sticking to their anal hair which go unnoticed for long periods and need to be pulled out eventually , leaving behind unwanted sensations in areas sensitive.
 
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