OMG ! I watched porn with my wife and it bored me ! Help !

Hey there,

I need some advice.

I think it is fair to say that I am somewhat of a light porn watcher. I never rented a porn movie (until recently) and never was a member of any adult site. I do enjoy free porn on the net and I occasionally catch the porn that plays on cable. I like it and do it about once a week, although it varies quite a lot. Sometimes I watch a lot for while, and sometimes I don't watch any for a month.

I've never talked very openly about porn with my wife, but it's not exactly a taboo, I think. Anyway, at some point she comes to me and says she'd like to fuck while watching pornography. I was surprised but I gladly accepted. "Why not ? Sounds like something that I would enjoy" I thought.

So I stopped by the video store the other day and went to the adult section. Lots of the stuff is not for me. Shemales, bondage, hardcore anal, not really my thing. I just like watching good-looking women getting fucked just like I fuck my woman. But here's the thing. The movies that would indeed fit me if I were to watch them alone, all of a sudden seem inappropriate for the couple context. It's as if I saw them differently now that I was shopping for both my wife and me. It looks either cheap or very bad taste. It's a strange feeling.

At some point, I found that lesbian movie that looks more classy and I rent it. Bring it back home, put it in the DVD player, begin watching it with my wife. She looks kinda turned on, but I'm not. We begin undressing each other and then we touch each other. Then we begin doing what couples do, if you see what I mean. Very rapidly, I feel like the movie is more like a nuisance. On the screen is Carmen Luvana and other pornstars I normally enjoy quite a lot. They normally turn me on rather seriously, but at that point they leave me rather cold. I stop watching and concentrate on my wife. She looks turned on, but not overly. If I fuck her strongly enough, she completely forgets about what's on the tv screen. The moaning in the movie, which I normally enjoy, becomes boring.

I stopped the movie before the end and I was quite disappointed. I thought that maybe it was because it was a lesbian flick ? But then, I'm very uncomfortable with the straight stuff in front of my wife. As I said, it looks like it's so much bad taste to bring that home to my wife.

I've watched porn on my own since then and enjoyed it. I'm really turned on by Mikayla those days. I feel normal. The sex with my wife is also very nice and everything seems normal.

I'd like to try this again with my wife. It just sounds like such a good idea, and I know she was disappointed that I was bored by our first experience. Do you have any advice ? Any movie that I wouldn't be ashamed to watch with my wife and that wouldn't be lesbian ?

Thanks a lot
Brisson
 
Try fucking. Cures boredom every time.
 
That's kinda of what we do.

We can fuck no problem, and even in front of porn. What I'm saying is that I was hugely disappointed. It was not as good with porn than without porn: that's what the disappointment is about.

Geez, did you even read the post ?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
You speak of this Voltaire's glove is this some type of dueling glove...I think a thread needs to be started about it.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Okay, TLDR. For fuck's sake man, summarize! I'm not reading more than two sentences of your drivel until your post count reaches double digits. Anyway, here's my advice: find a tall bridge, throw yourself off, aim for the rocks or shallow area. :hatsoff:
 
Weird dude... When I watch porn with my gf, I get harder than a diamond in a snow storm :dunno:
 
Oh I'll bring it you little whore, the scar tissue left over from last time isn't going to save you. You're mine!

Scar tissue? We're well beyond that. I'm straight into callouses at this point. And they're tough. You're going to have to work to make me bleed again.

(do you think the OP regrets this thread yet?)
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Scar tissue? We're well beyond that. I'm straight into callouses at this point. And they're tough. You're going to have to work to make me bleed again.

(do you think the OP regrets this thread yet?)

Oh the concoction of objects I'm planning to inject up there are far beyond what you've ever experienced before so I don't think we'll have much of a problem on the bleeding front. ;)

(Nah.....)

Now I just have to find the right kind of cheese.......
 
it's not for everybody. You've probably been watching pron in private all this time, it is weird to watch it with someone else in the room. I wouldn't worry about it.
 
Oh the concoction of objects I'm planning to inject up there are far beyond what you've ever experienced before so I don't think we'll have much of a problem on the bleeding front. ;)

(Nah.....)

Well, that's great. Blood is, as you know, the second best lubricant. Only your tears, shed while being forcibly penetrated, are better than blood.
 
Do you have any advice ?

I don't think it's unusual at all that the porn did nothing for you. I could care less to watch porn when I'm having sex with my girlfriend. She's all the stimulation I need, and I don't want my attention divided.

But if that's something your wife really wants, and you're looking for something that's mostly male/female, and "classy", try something directed by Andrew Blake http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0086471/
 
Well, that's great. Blood is, as you know, the second best lubricant. Only your tears, shed while being forcibly penetrated, are better than blood.

Meh . . . I actually prefer fresh Labrador urine, but whatever's there I'll use....

Except actual lube of course. I mean, pfft . . . we ain't n00bs!
 
Meh . . . I actually prefer fresh Labrador urine, but whatever's there I'll use....

Except actual lube of course. I mean, pfft . . . we ain't n00bs!

I used actual lube once. There was virtually no friction, no blood, and no one was screaming in pain. How the hell is anyone supposed to get off like that?
 
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