OMG ! I watched porn with my wife and it bored me ! Help !

[Ace Bandage]

Why did you even bother reading this in the first place ?

In return I have an advice of my own for you. Buzz off !

OMG, TLDR means I didn't read it, Scooter. That was the point. I gave you arbitrary advice without reading your long-winded story. Clearly, my advice was spot on. You're wasting oxygen, find a bridge...

 

[mrtrebus]

Get another wife? :dunno:

 

[HELLRAISER]

watching porn with a brawd that wants to watch porn while getting it on is a huge turn on

 

[grower_boy]

To the OP...how about just sitting there watching it with her for awhile? And maybe get riled up before going further.

 

[thorsif]

Ask your wife to leave the room and make some dinner whilst you slap the salami

 

[Slunce]

+1 try fucking

 

[titsrock]

Bodie's right. Try Andrew Blake. If watching porn didn't turn you on or enhance your experience with your wife at that moment, than you either don't need it to be included or you picked the wrong porn. I have no idea why you went with Lezbo porn. Your wife didn't say let's fuck to lezbo porn. I'm sure she assumed you'd find M/F sex. It's nice that the Lezbo porn turned her on. It distracted you.

The point is, find a porn film with a storyline...not just the typical gonzo or POV stuff today. Storyline porn might even have longer sex scenes with a bit more foreplay (tit sucking and pussy licking) than today's porn. Porn from the late 80s-early 00s also filmed blowjobs better. :thumbsup:

My standard rec is "Sex Commandos"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211618/

 

[Will E Worm]

:sing: What about me! :sing:


You shouldn't need to enhance anything with your wife. :tongue:

 

[ceedee69]

How about let her pick the movie?

 

[D-rock]

To the OP...how about just sitting there watching it with her for awhile? And maybe get riled up before going further.

I think this would help and is probably good advice also. It's not too easy to spit your attention like that, and when your pleasuring her your entire focus should just be on her. It would be better to watch all of it you and your partner want to and then right afterwards go to the sex while your both heated up.

 

[sporty_carr]

Try getting porn that you two can emulate.

Work your way up to Voltaire's glove.

That's Voltaire's ANGRY Glove.

Get it right! Or I'll make it come back to haunt your skanky ass!!!

Why does this glove belong to Voltaire?

Voltaire??? :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

^^That's not bad, but where's the sand? the honey? the glass?

No, robots aren't a substitute for the glove.

 

[316sherm]

<--believes porn should only be watched between a man and his hand

 

[HELLRAISER]

drink some mixed drinks and take some viagra before you watch some porn with your wife and then call us in the morning