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[Legzman]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

Can't say I've ever done this so I wouldn't know. I grew up without cable. So even back then, I never had the opportunity to spank it to a music video. If I had it would have probably been Paula Abdules Straight up! I had a thing for her back in the day! She can dance in heels!!!!

Of course this vid from Jennifer Lopez makes me wanna jump in and fuck the **** outta her...yea I'm a sucker for leg warmers and heels always have been! IMO women can't get sexier than that!

 

[member006]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

For me, there are so many from over the years it would take me a long long time to list them all

I think Lisa Scott Lee's "Electric" and Girls Aloud "The Show", and "Long Hot Summer" and Kylie Minogue videos all spring to mind. J-Lo "Jenny From The Block". Spice Girls "Say You'll Be There". Toni Braxton "Unbreak My Heart." Tamia "Stranger In My House". Fat Joe "Lean Back". Nelly "Tip Drill". And that song by ***** Yankee where it goes "Boricua, Moreira, Cubana, Dominicana" etc

Chris Isaak Wicked Game and Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing and Michael Jackson In The Closet

Whitesnake? HERE I GO AGAIN Tawny Kitaen

Duran Duran:
Girls On Film
Rio
******** Of Summer

Kylie:
Put Yourself In My Place
Better The Devil You Know
What Kind Of Fool
Spinning Around
Confide In Me
Can't Get You Out Of My Head

Beyonce: Crazy In Love
Baby Boy
Naughty Girl

When I was really young, it would be Janet Jackson "If" and "Love Will Never Do" and "Anytime Anyplace" and Madonna "Open Your Heart" and Mariah Carey videos in general esp. "Dreamlover" and "Fantasy" and then there was Gwen Stefani in "Rich Girl" and "Don't Speak" all sweaty and oily.

Amerie. 1 Thing.

Britney Spears. Toxic
I'm a Slave 4 U.

Willa Ford I Wanna Be Bad
Mandy Moore in My Pocket

Best video ever:
XSTINA AGUILERA
Dirrrty
Come On Over All I Want Is You
and Can't Hold Us Down

Only you could come up with this long and detailed list. You have to be dried up and spurting solid clumps by now with all the jerking and all the women your suppose to have. You are a pip.

Anywho, in my defense when the thread first went up it said "music" not "music videos" a little different. Not that I don't still think it silly, but you guys like it so who am I to judge?:dunno: Everyone should have the knowledge of what videos all their comrades jerk off to right? I know feel better knowing.

Carry on all you inquisitive little devils.

LL:angels:

 

[DevinnLaneLover]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

I've never jerked off to music videos but the only one that really drove me nuts was Aerosmith's Love In An Elevator...there were these two mannequins who would start dancing here and there when no one was looking (I'd love to know who they were...sigh...) and I always looked forward to it.

But overall, videos just don't do it for me.

 

[louciano]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

Jewel Intuition I know its not crazy hot but seein her doing stuff like that is such a plus since she is usually is so tame in her vids

 

[titman86]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

i think we all know the answer to this:
http://www.moviegrooves.com/shop/pornosonic.htm

not to mention Freak of the Week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmT38zNFeXQ

 

[TandAforlife]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

any Willa Ford video.... try that on for size

 

[member006]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

i think we all know the answer to this:
http://www.moviegrooves.com/shop/pornosonic.htm

not to mention Freak of the Week http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmT38zNFeXQ

Now that was worth my click. The big RJ and the one and only Joey Buttafuco together. "Priceless" Freak meets freak.

LL:angels:

 

[HeartBroker]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4_ozlOQ5Cw


By far the one you want!

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

Lisa Scott Lee's "Electric"

:thumbsup: that and the carwash one, forget the name of it.

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=813ZnBMYjg8&mode=related&search=

 

[MRPIMPN4EVA]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

Ludacris' "Pussy Poppin" video.

 

[AFA]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

I just envisioned you running around the room jerking off to "The **** Barrel Polka" A new fetish is born :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvYLkkckkds

LL:angels:

Now that was worth my click. The big RJ and the one and only Joey Buttafuco together. "Priceless" Freak meets freak.

LL:angels:

Here it is, and I will not do it with Joey Buttafuco in the room!

http://www.perfessorbill.com/covers/beerplka.htm


http://1.***************/ii/0/3/4/4/9/034490200tafuco.jpg

 

[Count Fuckula]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

I agree with foxelipus, Girls on Film (uncut) was a very horny vid .. with the very beautiful Stephanie Marrian

 

[NeoCon15]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

Willa Ford - i wanna be bad..definitely.

pussycat dolls - buttons = fucking amazing.

dirrty - oh yeah, diiiirrrty, gotta dig the slutty attire.

i wonder how many guys Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera got their start jerking off to them...man, that's a lot.

 

[NeoCon15]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

what guy isn't turned on by shakira????

janet jackson's if is a definite winner. man that **** was hot.

 

[NeoCon15]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

a lesser known Willa Ford - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVQSguvGf0

Britney Spears - i love rock 'n' roll

Jessica Simpson - these boots are made for walking...

Mya - My Love is Like Wo

 

[member006]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

News, music videos, cartoons, seems anything is wanking material with this group.

*jumps up and down waving* I know, I know Thread to be announced.

LL:angels:

 

[NeoCon15]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

LL, you'll have to forgive us, we're guys. haha.

 

[Senor_Cheese35]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

J-lo - i'm glad
Gwen Stefani - hollaback girl
Christina Aguilera vides
Shakira - hips dont lie
Stacy's *** - fountains of wayne?

 

[member006]

Re: best music video to jerk off to

J-lo - i'm glad
Gwen Stefani - hollaback girl
Christina Aguilera vides
Shakira - hips dont lie
Stacy's *** - fountains of wayne?

OK now I would consider Senor_Cheese35 avatar. Hot

LL:angels: