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[NikkiNova]

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Oh you have no idea Dazza. That is literally just one small part of the rear right side of the backyard. I'm telling you one day I should go there and just take pics of the place. It's so awesome!
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Amazing!!!!!!.......it looks just like a holiday resort

Thanks Nikki

 

[NikkiNova]

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Um....I feel it necessary to point out that it is still February. There's a whole other month (March) in between now and then. YES by the way there are a couple of things that are out of bounds for April Fools. Nothing at all having to do with me doing hardcore....or having a baby or getting married or dying etc and so on! No making up things "as a joke" that would ignite rediculous rumors in other words. That is how damaging rumors get spread and you guys have no idea how much havoc and work that would create for me trying to put out the fires and even if I DID, there are people that would still circulate an April Fools joke like that thinking that it was an actual truth. I could tell you the story of something that happened in High School that has a similar beginning and wreaked pure havoc and hell in my life for a while...but...I won't. lol. It was all due to my big hair that you saw in that pic btw and a mix up betwen me and another girl with similar big hair. Apparently from the back and at a distance we looked identical. Woops! hahahaha
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Good man! BUT, on Monday she did give her input and sought additional input from "the guys," being sweet enough (as it's her nature) to respect the fact that my idea led to it being a regular thing. However, I was the only one who gave any feedback (on Monday)....until mokebel (yesterday/today) AND now you! I just find tons of jokes covering about 2 full pages at times...to be OVERKILL! Breaking it up would make it more fun for all in my opinion! Ha ha ha!:2 cents:

As far as 1:00 AM is concerned....Not anymore for this guy...NOT even for Nikki! I believe the reasons are fairly OBVIOUS! Ha ha ha!

Speaking of feedback: I'd like to ask Nikki and the gang if there is anything "out of bounds" regarding April Fools pranks/jokes??? I've decided anything ******* and dealing with death is probably "out of bounds". Other than that, I can't really think of anything else! Any feedback would be appreciated!

 

[NikkiNova]

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Then again jitna...like YOU said...it would depend on who you were playing the joke on. lol
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" though i would say anything that would send someone to jail or a hospital might require a second thought"

 

[Jon S.]

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Um....I feel it necessary to point out that it is still February. There's a whole other month (March) in between now and then. YES by the way there are a couple of things that are out of bounds for April Fools. Nothing at all having to do with me doing hardcore....or having a baby or getting married or dying etc and so on! No making up things "as a joke" that would ignite rediculous rumors in other words. That is how damaging rumors get spread and you guys have no idea how much havoc and work that would create for me trying to put out the fires and even if I DID, there are people that would still circulate an April Fools joke like that thinking that it was an actual truth. I could tell you the story of something that happened in High School that has a similar beginning and wreaked pure havoc and hell in my life for a while...but...I won't. lol. It was all due to my big hair that you saw in that pic btw and a mix up betwen me and another girl with similar big hair. Apparently from the back and at a distance we looked identical. Woops! hahahaha

What??? It's still FEBRUARY??? I think I need to get a new calendar! But seriously, Mardi Gras is like 3 weeks away, then my birthday, then April Fools Day....it's boom boom boom! Besides, I figure if I ask long enough before...EVERYONE will have forgotten by the time it rolls around! Ha ha ha! See...there's almost ALWAYS a method to my madness!!! Ha ha ha!

Anyway...you are QUITE safe my dear...Nothing I have up my sleeve has anything to do with you...nor would I do anything to cause you any problems or create any ridiculous rumors about you. Anything I have planned would likely have to do with me! Ha ha ha!

Now....since it IS February...please be a kind bunch of friends....and forget I said anything! Ha ha ha

By the way I feel like a ****** "genius"! I figured there was a 99.9% chance your lack of Tweets and posts were the result of your workload (due to having so much to catch up on)...had it pegged at .1% that something bad had happened! Figured there was no need to ask or Tweet about the OBVIOUS! Ha ha ha! Furthermore, I figured you still had tons more to do to get caught up...so no need to ask about that either! I guess getting a good night's ***** now days must be doing the trick! Ha ha ha! To be fair though...it is no indication of my being a genius...it's called COMMON SENSE! Ha ha ha!

With that...Have a great Saturday evening Nikki...then a kick ass Sunday (if there is such a thing...ha ha ha)!!!

 

[who???]

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What??? It's still FEBRUARY??? I think I need to get a new calendar! But seriously, Mardi Gras is like 3 weeks away, then my birthday, then April Fools Day....it's boom boom boom! Besides, I figure if I ask long enough before...EVERYONE will have forgotten by the time it rolls around! Ha ha ha! See...there's almost ALWAYS a method to my madness!!! Ha ha ha!

Anyway...you are QUITE safe my dear...Nothing I have up my sleeve has anything to do with you...nor would I do anything to cause you any problems or create any ridiculous rumors about you. Anything I have planned would likely have to do with me! Ha ha ha!

Now....since it IS February...please be a kind bunch of friends....and forget I said anything! Ha ha ha

By the way I feel like a ****** "genius"! I figured there was a 99.9% chance your lack of Tweets and posts were the result of your workload (due to having so much to catch up on)...had it pegged at .1% that something bad had happened! Figured there was no need to ask or Tweet about the OBVIOUS! Ha ha ha! Furthermore, I figured you still had tons more to do to get caught up...so no need to ask about that either! I guess getting a good night's ***** now days must be doing the trick! Ha ha ha! To be fair though...it is no indication of my being a genius...it's called COMMON SENSE! Ha ha ha!

With that...Have a great Saturday evening Nikki...then a kick ass Sunday (if there is such a thing...ha ha ha)!!!

After reading all of this about April Fools, I think I will just not log on that day.

 

[Jon S.]

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After reading all of this about April Fools, I think I will just not log on that day.

Oh...no fair!!! Ha ha ha! Seriously though, I'd NEVER do anything too bad! When I lived in the Harrisburg, PA area...this one radio guy used to pull the least believable April Fools pranks...like the 3 remaining Beatles (George was still alive at the time) were doing a surprise concert in Harrisburg that day! How the fuck anyone fell for **** like that I will never know...BUT they did! Ha ha ha!

Now please...forget we ever had this conversation! Ha ha ha!

By the way...why the fuck do I keep getting cookies thrust upon me...and I'm not supposed to eat 'em? Nikki, our sexy 'lil "Cookie *******" is addicted to them...and she's always out! Someone needs to develop a way to e-mail cookies! Ha ha ha!

Well Nikki....Here's the best I can do:

 

[jitna]

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What??? It's still FEBRUARY??? I think I need to get a new calendar! But seriously, Mardi Gras is like 3 weeks away, then my birthday, then April Fools Day....it's boom boom boom! Besides, I figure if I ask long enough before...EVERYONE will have forgotten by the time it rolls around! Ha ha ha! See...there's almost ALWAYS a method to my madness!!! Ha ha ha!

Anyway...you are QUITE safe my dear...Nothing I have up my sleeve has anything to do with you...nor would I do anything to cause you any problems or create any ridiculous rumors about you. Anything I have planned would likely have to do with me! Ha ha ha!

Now....since it IS February...please be a kind bunch of friends....and forget I said anything! Ha ha ha

uh-oh, looks like someones starting to lay the groundwork. going for the long con, huh?

Then again jitna...like YOU said...it would depend on who you were playing the joke on. lol
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well, if I said it then it must be right. if its the right kind of person they wont mind if you send them to the emergency room as long as the prank is good

 

[NikkiNova]

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Oh no you seriously misunderstand me. What I meant was...some people are just assholes and deserve to be hospitalized or...******. hahahahahah
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uh-oh, looks like someones starting to lay the groundwork. going for the long con, huh?



well, if I said it then it must be right. if its the right kind of person they wont mind if you send them to the emergency room as long as the prank is good

 

[Jon S.]

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What I meant was...some people are just assholes and deserve to be hospitalized or...******. hahahahahah
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Nikki....you never told me you knew/met my younger *******!!! Ha ha ha!

 

[jitna]

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Oh no you seriously misunderstand me. What I meant was...some people are just assholes and deserve to be hospitalized or...******. hahahahahah
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ah, youre coming from the other direction. i see. im with you now. though im not sure if its a prank anymore at that point.

 

[who???]

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ah, youre coming from the other direction. i see. im with you now. though im not sure if its a prank anymore at that point.

It all depends on how you explain it to the cops.

 

[Jon S.]

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It all depends on how you explain it to the cops.

Explain it to the cops??? Explain it to the cops!?!?!? You forget the 1st rule my friend: NEVER GET CAUGHT!!! Just enjoy your "handiwork" from afar!!! Ha ha ha!

 

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If there is a victim, you will be caught. You just have to explain what happened in such a way that being caught does not get you in trouble.

I will try to explain. When I was about 4, my *** had a really nice silver watch. She never did wear it much. My *** came home and found it in the downstairs bathroom toilet. He knew I did it. So he called for me, and asked me "Where is mommy's watch?" I said come with me and tried to go upstairs. He stopped me and said again "Where is mommy's watch?" I told him to come with me. This time he did. I went to their bathroom and pointed to the top shelf in one of the cabinets and told him "She should have put it up there so little **** can't reach it."
And no, I did not get in trouble because of the way I was able to explain my crime.

 

[Jon S.]

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Actually, if you commit one truly random crime...you'd probably get away with it. The police usually catch people because of the stupid mistakes they make such as repeated acts and acts against people they know.

Thankfully, "criminal acts" no longer amuse me...ha ha ha! I say no longer because I haven't smoked "anything" in years...and even in my youth...the worst I ever did was *****, smoked a lil "sumthin' sumthin'," made prank calls (in the good old days before *69 ruined it for everyone), snowballed houses and cars (small town), tormented the unpopular, took my ***'s car for a joyride when I was 15 (fucken hit a damned deer...State Police couldn't prove I did it...though I brought the car back and took the keys in the house...they tried to get me to confess by saying that they knew I did it...but they couldn't prove it! Needless to say...I never admitted it...and I GOT AWAY WITH IT!!! Confessed to my *** a few years later though!), and the occasional acts of vandalism! Ha ha ha! That **** was fun to me then! It no longer has any appeal! Most of the **** I did was really good natured...even though the ones I did it to probably didn't appreciate it too much! Ha ha ha!!! Physically hurting people or ******* though...NO FUCKEN WAY!!! ****, I was probably the only young guy in the area that I lived who actually swerved to avoid hitting an ****** with my car!!!

But, I've thought about beating the **** out of my estranged ******* from time to time! Ha ha ha! Sad thing is, if I ever saw someone beating the **** out of him...I'd probably be a sap and jump in to rescue him! Ha ha ha!

Anyone know who is starring as my avatar now? By the way...how the fuck do you make it bigger??? Ha ha ha!

It's just past the witching hour here...and given that it's a full moon and all...I figure I have some witching to do!!! Ha ha ha Seriously though....it's off to bed for me!!! I just finished posting about 10 recipes or so to Miss Hybrid's Cookery Classes section of her forum!!! Some cajun/creole and Pennsylvania Dutch dishes!!! Color me exhausted!!! Nikki...I don't know how you do it!

Hope you have a great weekend Nikki...what's left of it anyway!!! Sweet dreams everyone (especially Nikki of course)...and Good Night!!!

 

[NikkiNova]

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We get each other....and I DIG that! haha
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If there is a victim, you will be caught. You just have to explain what happened in such a way that being caught does not get you in trouble.

I will try to explain. When I was about 4, my *** had a really nice silver watch. She never did wear it much. My *** came home and found it in the downstairs bathroom toilet. He knew I did it. So he called for me, and asked me "Where is mommy's watch?" I said come with me and tried to go upstairs. He stopped me and said again "Where is mommy's watch?" I told him to come with me. This time he did. I went to their bathroom and pointed to the top shelf in one of the cabinets and told him "She should have put it up there so little **** can't reach it."
And no, I did not get in trouble because of the way I was able to explain my crime.

It all depends on how you explain it to the cops.

 

[NikkiNova]

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I could tell you some stories that are ACTUAL crimes and would have you on the edge of your seat completely in shock with your jaw on the floor...but...I can't. I will say thought that as far as any "crimes" you committed...come on man. That's just normal *** stuff. Relax. What *** hasn't drank ******** and smoked a little weed or driven a car before they had a license without permission? Give me a break! That's literlaly normal teenage stuff. I used to have this stepgrandma that had alzhiemers so bad towards her last few years that neighbors would find her wandering on the main road in the median with one shoe on and bring her to our house and she would be telling me that she put her shoe in her wallet and would be searching in her wallet for it all confused. It was sad but I was 13 and with that crazy hair from that other pic and thought it was kinda hilarious at times like that. I went to her house everyday after school to check on her and we had to take her car away from her because it was NOT safe for that lady to have a big Buick at her disposal. Long story short I drove that Buick with my friends all of the time to the beach and to this weird little market where this asian lady would sell us ***** etc. It was just normal *** stuff. No no. Those are not the crimes I speak of silly. You must understand that my friends and surrogate ****** were just a wee bit more "street" than prob what you were used to. lol
They were all really fun things however that did not cause harm to anyone at all. We were very creative and let's just leave it at that. hahaha
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Actually, if you commit one truly random crime...you'd probably get away with it. The police usually catch people because of the stupid mistakes they make such as repeated acts and acts against people they know.

Thankfully, "criminal acts" no longer amuse me...ha ha ha! I say no longer because I haven't smoked "anything" in years...and even in my youth...the worst I ever did was *****, smoked a lil "sumthin' sumthin'," made prank calls (in the good old days before *69 ruined it for everyone), snowballed houses and cars (small town), tormented the unpopular, took my ***'s car for a joyride when I was 15 (fucken hit a damned deer...State Police couldn't prove I did it...though I brought the car back and took the keys in the house...they tried to get me to confess by saying that they knew I did it...but they couldn't prove it! Needless to say...I never admitted it...and I GOT AWAY WITH IT!!! Confessed to my *** a few years later though!), and the occasional acts of vandalism! Ha ha ha! That **** was fun to me then! It no longer has any appeal! Most of the **** I did was really good natured...even though the ones I did it to probably didn't appreciate it too much! Ha ha ha!!! Physically hurting people or ******* though...NO FUCKEN WAY!!! ****, I was probably the only young guy in the area that I lived who actually swerved to avoid hitting an ****** with my car!!!

But, I've thought about beating the **** out of my estranged ******* from time to time! Ha ha ha! Sad thing is, if I ever saw someone beating the **** out of him...I'd probably be a sap and jump in to rescue him! Ha ha ha!

Anyone know who is starring as my avatar now? By the way...how the fuck do you make it bigger??? Ha ha ha!

It's just past the witching hour here...and given that it's a full moon and all...I figure I have some witching to do!!! Ha ha ha Seriously though....it's off to bed for me!!! I just finished posting about 10 recipes or so to Miss Hybrid's Cookery Classes section of her forum!!! Some cajun/creole and Pennsylvania Dutch dishes!!! Color me exhausted!!! Nikki...I don't know how you do it!

Hope you have a great weekend Nikki...what's left of it anyway!!! Sweet dreams everyone (especially Nikki of course)...and Good Night!!!

 

[Jon S.]

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Nikki, I TOTALLY agree!!! But, the HICK area I grew up in would likely disagree! There is a joke about Pennsylvania (I'm sure jitna's heard it): You have Pittsburgh in the west, Philadelphia in the east, AND Alabama in the middle!!! And that's not a compliment about the middle! I grew up in "Alabama"! Ha ha ha! It was the kind of place where people minded everyone else's business! I later realized that most were so judgmental because of their own problems! They basically were that way as a "diversion". Ha ha ha! But, yeah I never thought I did anything that bad...but to some I apparently belonged on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list! AND for what...NORMAL **** stuff!!! Ha ha ha! Of course the last time I was in my hometown (about 10 yrs ago), these same people were the biggest suck ups you ever saw! Ha ha ha!

The only thing bad about taking the car was hitting the deer AND seriously fucking it up! I wasn't far from home, so I made it there...but yeah...it was REALLY fucked up! Like I said though...it was funny when the State Police came to investigate (the only *************** in the area) and they literally said "we know you did it...but we can't prove it" "don't you want to confess???" After repeating what he said...and getting confirmation...I of course said "I didn't do it"! Ha ha ha! I swear they just wanted to "get me" for anything after that! "Sadly," they never did! Ha ha ha!

My *** only had the one car...and worked 50 miles away in Harrisburg...so taking it during the day wasn't an option before I got my license! BUT, I did have a friend (sans license) who did have more than one vehicle in the ******! Enough said! Ha ha ha!

But yeah, long story short, we DEFINITELY see eye to eye on the subject! I even chose to use quotes around "criminal activity" because I still find it amusing how seriously **** stuff was taken by some. It is refreshing to see that there is at least someone like you, with your head screwed on straight and the ability to see the big picture, exists!!! Long story short...I agree...John Dillinger I'm not...ha ha ha! I forgot to mention a few (technically) petty burglaries (don't actually have to steal anything for it to be a burglary...think vandalism in my case)...but yeah...NO...I won't be featured on "America's Most Wanted" anytime soon! Not only is any statute of limitations up...nothing that I did was REALLY that bad!!! Ha ha ha!

 

[NikkiNova]

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Ok so back to that 2012 thing that came up many pages ago.
I wanted to post this particular article for all to read. It's important I think due to all of the overhyping, fear instilling , incorrect translations and misinformation out there. Ss I already explained previously there is a lot of science behind the fact that there is in fact a polar shift taking place and it has been already underway for some time now. We are already 23 degrees off of where we used to be as a planet. That is why there has been an increase in natural disasters and climate change. Anyway this has all been confirmed by NASA and you can look it up for yourself if you don't believe me. There will also be a planetary alignment where all of the planets will be in a singular row around that time and that will have a serious affect on the magnetic pull of the Earth that we can only speculate as to how that will affect us.
All of that being said however, the following is a proper translation of the "Mayan" calendar and an explanation of predictions by actual Mayan elders, NOT the fear mongering, mistranslating jackasses that most of us have bene exposed to.
Please read the following!
4 all of u who need proper translation/understanding Read!!!

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[Dazza MXM]

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Nikki....if thats just the backyard, whats it's like inside the house. l can only imagine it's like... WOW!!! when you walk inside. but it's like that outside, so it's probably more like...HOLY ****!!!...Just amazing!!

Oh you have no idea Dazza. That is literally just one small part of the rear right side of the backyard. I'm telling you one day I should go there and just take pics of the place. It's so awesome!
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Oh you have no idea. I will be shooting there soon for my site so that's why I said I would bring a videocamera with me to record behind the scenes stuffand show the place.
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Nikki....if thats just the backyard, whats it's like inside the house. l can only imagine it's like... WOW!!! when you walk inside. but it's like that outside, so it's probably more like...HOLY ****!!!...Just amazing!!