Driver : Now I know he isn't gonna try landing until I move the truck.
Pilot : Oh shit, I have to make an emergency landing.........What the fu
CRASH
Pilot : Who's the dumbass that parked on the runway?
Driver after crapping himself : Dammit there goes my insurance.., You stupid asshole!
Pilot : Are you the owner of this piece of shit truck?
Driver : Yeah, Are you the owner of that fucked up plane?
Pilot : I was till you parked there.
Then realising a moment later...
Driver and pilot together : The boss is going to kill us... :rofl2: