Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Dude, he knocked up Kristin Cavallari. If he wants to trade girlfriends, I'm all for it. I'll rent my girl out for a night in exchange for a night with Kristin.He has this hate for Cutler for some reason. They're both from Indiana, Cutler must have fucked his gf or something
But seriously, I don't know anyone who likes Cutler. That's not hyperbole either. I've seriously never met anyone who liked him. Even the few Bears fans I talk to can't stand him. Every conversation about him goes likes this:
Me: What do you think of Cutler?
Every guy ever: Fuck Cutler, man.
There's just something about him that makes people dislike him. Not sure what it is.
2 is really the only one I care about so... The guy has already had multiple concussions so the damage is already done. It's almost a guarantee that the man is going to have some form of dementia, the only thing that can happen is that he'll get more concussions which will speed up the process and and increase the severity of his condition. That 'pussy's" quality of life has already been hurt but, really why am I even having this discussion with you. You don't care about a human being's quality of life because if you did you would feel some sort of sympathy or just wouldn't be a dick when it comes to somebody's condition from concussions they had no control over
I cared enough about Cutler's quality of life to say that he should hang it up. What more do you want from me?
And no, I don't feel any sympathy for him. He's a football player. He knew the risks when he signed up.