Damn Pro Football Is Boring!
--Yep. The resurging Browns had to screw it up. Despite a Bengal team that's been playing like the intramural team at a boy's school, the Coltsters managed to botch the game and make Cat RB Cedric Benson look like Jim Brown.
--Television Ad QB staple Peyton Manning threw two TD passes AND NO INTERCEPTIONS in defeating the Jags and their running attack with a 34-24 victory. Just two more wins, and the Colts are all set to get drilled by whoever in the playoffs!
--The awesome Carolina Panthers won their first game this season against the Arizona Nobodies 19-12. In a match witnessed by hundreds of fans, the Pants used one of their 37 rookie QBs to edge out a W. Coach John Fox was delighted, stating that "Getting a first-round draft pick is a thrilling proposition as I make my way out of this clubhouse."
--Dallas beat the Deadskins. Tony Romo is engaged to the Maybelline spokeswoman. And Jerry Jones is doing sudokus during the games.
--Finally, Buffalo beat Miami. By the way...where the fuck is my pizza? Avatar is coming on in ten minutes!!:dunno: