An old post.But I need 2 repost ev. now & then.Also,My website is fucked up,so I cannot blog there
Strip club ediquette..
1. Please don't grab our hair/rub fingers
underneath.CHances are you may fuck up our hair
extensions.Or our styled hair
2.DO not shake our hands so tight that u almost break
a nail.CHances are we have acrylic nails on.
3. Yes the boobs are fake.ANd so is my tan,my nails,my
hair color,my hair( Not anymore,I took my exten. out last yr),and my lashes..But my attitude is
fucking REAL!
4.Keep in mind..We do this for YOU,the customer.I want
to look my best 4 u.If I took all the fake off,I still
look nice.But I look adorable and cute,girl next door
look.I fake it up to look glamerous and like a
stripper.
5.Here's where I don't win..U ask me if I have a
boyfriend.I tell u ,"No" and u don't blieve me bcause
u say I am too pretty not to.So what u mean is all
pretty girls have boyfriends all the time? It's
abnormal that we r single? I usually reply with,"DId
it ever occur to u that I am crazy and noone wants to
date me that I am into? ANd if I say I have a
boyfriend,then u don't want to sit and talk w me.
So
guys,don't ask bcause u will blieve what u want to
blieve.ANd besides,some girls will fuck u at a strip
club/outside of one even if they do have a boyfriend
so u may be turning away that.
6.Every night I wk. u ask me how old I am.I tell u .
and u never blieve me..I always reply with,"What would
b my motive to tell u I am THAT age? I understand if I
told u I was 21.But 33? ANd then u say,"No,I don't
blieve u".It's getting old.Just accept it my fucking
age.yes I look young.
It's probably bcause I am 4'10,I
have taken great care of my skin,I never smoked
cigarettes,I don't smoke anything,I don't drink very rarely.Mostly special occasions.
and when I did it was only a few times a month..
7. Please don't smack our asses when we dance for
u.What gives u the right? It fucking hurts bcause ur
so godamn fucked up,u don't realise how fucking hard u
do that! A little pat on my ass is good enough.
8.Please make sure u put gum in your mouth,or have
fresh breath bfore talking to me.
9. U will ask me why I will not go home with u.I tell
u why and u r pissed w my answer.If a guy in a strip
club asked your sister to go home w her,would u feel
comfortable w that?
Here's what I say," I don't kNow
u.Ted Bundy was a nice guy and he was handsome as
well,U can possibly rape or kill me.I make enough $ as
a stripper and I don't need to risk my life for an
extra a few hundred." Stop wasting ur time trying to
convince me,just move on to the next stripper and hope
she is a dumb one."I'm a nice guy,Im not a cop,I'm not a rapist"..I'v heard it all.
10. If u sit at the stage,it is common sense to tip!
ANd $1 a song? What about inflation? I was getting $1
when I started dancing in 96! And don't put the $ in
your mouth! That's disgusting!
Think about all the
germs.ANd no,I will not take ur dollar with my
mouth.And stop waiving your DOllar bill at me while
expecting a 1 min. special dance just for u.Start
tipping several dollars a 5,10,or 20 if u want a more
special dance then all the other guys watching.
And I
can't spend my whole 3 min. song giving U all the
attn. when there are other guys..Unless u give me a
decent tip.And if u tell me how to move around(Oh I
hate it when they take their pointer finger and circle
it as to say,"Let me see ur ass")
I will tell u to
fuck off.I am a puppet at wk for sure.But not that
much of a puppet.I will look hot for u,I will spend $
on the finest outfits,pay to get my hair and makeup
done sometimes by the artist that wks there.
I will
smile even when I am depressed or angry.I will act
fun.But,I will not go home w u or back to ur hotel.I
will not bend over when u tell me to,kiss ur ass,or
show u my tits when u haven't shown me any money.
11. For all the really unattractive guys who sometimes
smell bad,Esp. the ones who never show me the $.Why r
u surprised when a girl that looks like me tells u I
won't date u for free????? U promise a free dinner and
fun?
I'd rather pay for my own meal and hang out w a
cute guy,or my friends.Where the hell does an ugly
fuck like u get all that self esteem? Please tell me
it's the alcohol talking.
12. Now,there r girls that will go home w the customer
so I can see why u ask.But not me.But
when a girl says no and u try to get her drunk so she
says yes..That will b held up in court later so dont b
stupid.I never drink @ work,and u usually have an issue with that.Why? Bcause u cannot take advantage of me?
13. Most strippers hate when u ball up the $ and trow
it at us.We are not animals at the zoo.And even then,u
shouldn't treat animals like that either.
14. If I am wking at a club that doesn't allow bottoms
off."No,I cannot flash u my pussy.I will get fired,and
look like a slut".There may not be any floor guys
looking,but there are video cameras.
15. Most clubs charge $20 a lap dance(Where I wk).An
extra 5 is always nice.And if one of the floor guys
brought me over(Or sent me there w/o u seeing that) I
have to tip him for that.Not to mention some clubs(I
cannot blieve it's legal) take $5 + out of each
dance.U can always ask a dancer,"R u going to b able
to keep all this money or do u have to share it"?
16. Please don't ask to kiss us.We hate that! That's
gross.Do u want to kiss strippers that kiss other guys
all night if they r kissing u? Kissing is so
passionate and beautiful.
ANd to me,should only be done
w someone I am really sexually atttracted to.ANd not
at wk.Did u see "Pretty WOmen"? Even when I wked at
the Bunny Ranch I didnt kiss. ANd do not kiss me all
over my neck
and body.
The slobber is gross.ANd I will tell u that
and make u go home and cry.So dont umbarrass
urself.And if u tell me,"SOme of the strippers like
that".They r lying to u.They like ur $,not ur slobber.
17.When u say,"Let me touch ur pussy,that other girl
let me".Chances r the girl isnt going to say,"Oh,o.k
well if she let u than I will too:.We know that
trick.U say that bcause u think we want to compete and
b the sluttier stripper.U dumbass.
18. When u say,"I know the business,the whole deal
here.I used to date a stripper/fuck one,I'm friends w
one,I know the owner,etc.."I know what u r trying to
say to me.U want to let me kno that ur ex wife pulled
a fast one on u and u arent going to let any dumb
stripper scam u out of $." Wa-wa-wa..Whats the scam? U
enter a strip club.
At that point u should know that u
don't have to give anyone of us $ unless u want.There
is no scam. U ask how much a dance is.We dance for u,u
hand over the $.we walk away.Did I just take advantage
of u? The min. u walk in a club u r saying,"I am going
to pay extra $ for my booze bcause I am getting the
entertainment of women who arent going to nag me,ask
me to thake the garbage out,and walk around in curlers
and slippers like my wife.
Here's an end note..Let me tell u what it costs to Be
a stripper.Bcause u guys seem to think we make TONS of
$ and are rich..
DO u have any idea how much a year I spend on
Psychiatrist appts. for being in this industry? My
psychologist,meds(I am off/on all the time),My makeup
which is MAC(A very expensive brand that most
strippers use),my outfits
(I cant blieve some guys
think they supply us w that),the makeup/hair ppl that
do us up at wk on the wknds),tipping the
floorhosts/DJ/house fee(The clubs charge us to wk.I
usually pay $60 a night),the house mom,doorguy,my hair
extensions which are very expensive,my acrylic nail
appts.my pedicures so my feet are pretty for
u.
ALso,the business is now oversaturated.There are new
strip clubs opening all the time,Girls in high school
waiting to be old enough to b a stripper.There r too
many girls willing to be the slut I have been for 13
years!
I was ridiculed for being a stripper back in
96.Now everyone wants to do it.The $ is not as good
anymore.ANd our economy sux now so we dont make as
much as u think.
My fucking feet hurt for standing on those clear super
high heels all night.
BTW:When u r married(And u either tell me or have a
ring) and ask why I wont date u.R u fucking silly?
Cause ur ass will cheat on me too! Anyways.I am
finally done.I feel like this was very necessary.If 20
ppl read this,and post and copy and tell their
friends..
I may see more $ on stage,not have guys try
to kiss me,get a bigger tip after a dance,not get my
ass slapped hard,I may just enjoy my job a little
more.I don't mind being the "model" or giving a lap
dance.But I just want u to see what we do for
u.
Chances are,your wife doesnt go out of her way to
look her best/spend so much $ ont he way she looks.We
do all that for u and we expect to be treated well.
Thank u,Neesa.The crazy fucking former porn film
actress who's feet hurt from dancing for 13 years!
