My wife wants to take me to the Bunny Ranch and I've got questions.

My wife wants to take me to the Bunny Ranch and of course I'm game, but I have several questions. 1. Having never paid for sex before, I have no idea what price is appropriate for a party that includes myself and my wife. 2. Do you tip? And if so, is it appropriate to tip with cash or is a gift of some sort better? 3. We have been emailing a featured girl there and she assures us a mind blowing event. Does anyone have experience with the Ranch and if so can you offer feedback? The last thing I want is for my wife or I to be dissappointed!
Thanks in advance for the help!
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Never been there, but I will say this. You will drop at least $500 bucks, but more like a grand. Especially if your talking about a 3-way, everyone has fun, and we're going to be leisurely, and not rush the event...and it is always appropriate to tip the people that serve you, and nothing says thank you, like cold, hard cash. Have fun, and give her one or two deep strokes for me. In fact, tell her, these are from Revidffum, he's sorry he couldn't be here to do it himself.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
I predict a disappointing experience.
For one, theyre not that attractive.
Two, hookers are usually lame in the sack.
three, I think that place is way overpriced.

Take a vacation instead.
 
My wife wants to take me to the Bunny Ranch and of course I'm game, but I have several questions. 1. Having never paid for sex before, I have no idea what price is appropriate for a party that includes myself and my wife. 2. Do you tip? And if so, is it appropriate to tip with cash or is a gift of some sort better? 3. We have been emailing a featured girl there and she assures us a mind blowing event. Does anyone have experience with the Ranch and if so can you offer feedback? The last thing I want is for my wife or I to be dissappointed!
Thanks in advance for the help!

:bs: You aint got to lie to kick it brah
 
Never been there, but I will say this. You will drop at least $500 bucks, but more like a grand. Especially if your talking about a 3-way, everyone has fun, and we're going to be leisurely, and not rush the event...and it is always appropriate to tip the people that serve you, and nothing says thank you, like cold, hard cash. Have fun, and give her one or two deep strokes for me. In fact, tell her, these are from Revidffum, he's sorry he couldn't be here to do it himself.

Yeah I think you're going to spend at least $500-$1000. HBO has a program that they air called Cathouse that takes place at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. It's pretty good you should check it out sometime.
 
I predict a disappointing experience.
For one, theyre not that attractive.
Two, hookers are usually lame in the sack.
three, I think that place is way overpriced.

Take a vacation instead.

Yeah, take a vacation, get some tourist girl drunk and have a memorable threesome with her and your wife. :glugglug:
 
I say right on bro :glugglug:

You and your wife figure out what you want to do with this girl....discuss what boundaries there needs to be (if any).......and go have a fucking blast!! (pun intended) :thumbsup:
 
Yeah, take a vacation, get some tourist girl drunk and have a memorable threesome with her and your wife. :glugglug:

Haha best advice ever right here!!!

:glugglug:
 
Yeah, take a vacation, get some tourist girl drunk and have a memorable threesome with her and your wife. :glugglug:

Ha, you say that like it's that easy! We hang with swingers and have had opportunities but you often encounter several problems. You have four people involved and it only takes one who doesn't dig the setup to shut the whole thing down. Another problem is that women like my wife are just too fucking picky! Some drunk girl is absolutely fine for 90% of the guy out there (including me) but for a wife like her...

If you guys are going to do that, then why not just get a regular escort? There are plenty that are even hotter than the girls at the Bunny Ranch for probably around $300. :dunno:

Remember, this is my wife’s fantasy too. She has gone online, examined the girls at these ranches and picked who she believes is the one she wants. Kinda hard to do that with an escort when often you get what they send.

I say right on bro :glugglug:

Just keeping the wife happy! LOL

You and your wife figure out what you want to do with this girl....discuss what boundaries there needs to be (if any).......and go have a fucking blast!! (pun intended) :thumbsup:

Thanks! I will try may absolute best to do just that!

Never been there, but I will say this. You will drop at least $500 bucks, but more like a grand. Especially if your talking about a 3-way, everyone has fun, and we're going to be leisurely, and not rush the event...and it is always appropriate to tip the people that serve you, and nothing says thank you, like cold, hard cash. Have fun, and give her one or two deep strokes for me. In fact, tell her, these are from Revidffum, he's sorry he couldn't be here to do it himself.

I kind of thought $1K would be about the number. Thanks for the help! Rep for all!
 
I don't have any advice. Just hope y'all have a great time but I do have a question???????PAY attention. U will be paying whatever amount BUT for how long?? Is this $1000 for an hour or per cum shot?? How that works?? Anyone have an answer
 
No advice to give. These girls are professionals and you aren't the first one to have this request. Be honest, upfront and trust that it will "go down" well :o

I want to read about what happened and how it all went down. "Blow by blow" so to speak ;)

$700--$1000 sounds about right. It's a shitty economy remember....maybe $500 could even be the price...:dunno:
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Good luck, and have fun.
 
I don't have any advice. Just hope y'all have a great time but I do have a question???????PAY attention. U will be paying whatever amount BUT for how long?? Is this $1000 for an hour or per cum shot?? How that works?? Anyone have an answer

My understanding is that you can negotiate either way.
 
No advice to give. These girls are professionals and you aren't the first one to have this request. Be honest, upfront and trust that it will "go down" well :o

I want to read about what happened and how it all went down. "Blow by blow" so to speak ;)

$700--$1000 sounds about right. It's a shitty economy remember....maybe $500 could even be the price...:dunno:

This is true$$$ Booking the trip for late June. I'll provide details when I return.
 
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