My wife wants to take me to the Bunny Ranch and I've got questions.

No advice to give. These girls are professionals and you aren't the first one to have this request. Be honest, upfront and trust that it will "go down" well :o

I want to read about what happened and how it all went down. "Blow by blow" so to speak ;)

$700--$1000 sounds about right. It's a shitty economy remember....maybe $500 could even be the price...:dunno:

They had me put down a "good faith deposit" which they said should be 10-25% of what we intended to spend...I just told them that since they wouldn't quote me a price I would only put $100 down. They were completely cool with that. We're heading to Vegas this Monday, then to Reno on Wed. I'll update when we return.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Why don't the two of you just hook up with some cocktail waitress at the Casino, but bring back a tshirt or bumper sticker if you go to one of those brothels.
 
Why don't the two of you just hook up with some cocktail waitress at the Casino, but bring back a tshirt or bumper sticker if you go to one of those brothels.

Hey, I'm sold! Now help me get the wife on board and it's all gravy!
 
She didn't come out of the box that way. This is ten years worth of work! Find a wife that wants to do this kind of shit in the first year, and I'll show you your future exwife. LOL
 
An update as promised...so we show up nervous as either of us have ever been. The girl we've made an appointment comes out and has a couple of drinks with us and really puts us both at ease. She shows us around and eventually takes us back to her room where the negotiation begins. She tells us that her hourly rate is...prepare yourself...$5,000.00 per hour!!! I almost shit on her bed! My wife looked at me like WTF? and if just told her that wasn't going to happen. She told me that she could offer us a discount due to our professions...she said she would do it for $4,000.00 per hour. How fucking generous!!! I told her that even though we had planned our vacation around this, that amount was completely out of the realm of what we were willing to spend. Eventually, she agreed to $1,500.00 for 45 minutes.
Now the action...I will say that she was incredibly hot and I was completely happy with the attention that I received; my wife however was a little put out. When the foreplay led to the two women going down on one another she girl broke out Saran wrap. She placed the plastic wrap over my wife’s pussy and began to "eat her out" which my wife told me was as simulating as if she had been wearing blue jeans. I of course was wearing a condom which I expected to use, but neither of us ever considered the use of a plastic wrap for the girls. Also, no tongue was allowed when kissing. I see the pros in all this protection, but it did not do anything to help turn on my wife. I am usually long going and the forty-five minutes was over very quickly. I was no where close to finishing when the call came over the intercom for the party to end. She told me not to worry and that we would do what it took to finish. Fifteen minutes later, it was all over but the shower. Other than the exchange of any fluids, she placed no restrictions on us and was as accommodating as I could have hoped. Overall, we both look at it as a positive experience, but I think that we had it a bit overrated going in. Now that that's out of our systems, I say let the swinging begin! LOL
 
Glad you got some enjoyment out of it. I don't think I would have based on what you described, but it's your money. I guess just being in that position is one of the things that made it positive for you.
 
Glad you got some enjoyment out of it. I don't think I would have based on what you described, but it's your money. I guess just being in that position is one of the things that made it positive for you.

We prepared ourselves mentally for having to spend as much as $1,300, so it was a little much for us. The shitty thing is that if we allowed ourselves to, we could really become bitter about it and dwell on the cost or some of the bullshit. But ultimately we did have a good time, it just did not live up to our high expectations.
 
Questions?!? I'd be the happiest man in the World if my wife wants to take me to the Bunny Ranch!
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An update as promised...so we show up nervous as either of us have ever been. The girl we've made an appointment comes out and has a couple of drinks with us and really puts us both at ease. She shows us around and eventually takes us back to her room where the negotiation begins. She tells us that her hourly rate is...prepare yourself...$5,000.00 per hour!!! I almost shit on her bed! My wife looked at me like WTF? and if just told her that wasn't going to happen. She told me that she could offer us a discount due to our professions...she said she would do it for $4,000.00 per hour. How fucking generous!!! I told her that even though we had planned our vacation around this, that amount was completely out of the realm of what we were willing to spend. Eventually, she agreed to $1,500.00 for 45 minutes.
Now the action...I will say that she was incredibly hot and I was completely happy with the attention that I received; my wife however was a little put out. When the foreplay led to the two women going down on one another she girl broke out Saran wrap. She placed the plastic wrap over my wife’s pussy and began to "eat her out" which my wife told me was as simulating as if she had been wearing blue jeans. I of course was wearing a condom which I expected to use, but neither of us ever considered the use of a plastic wrap for the girls. Also, no tongue was allowed when kissing. I see the pros in all this protection, but it did not do anything to help turn on my wife. I am usually long going and the forty-five minutes was over very quickly. I was no where close to finishing when the call came over the intercom for the party to end. She told me not to worry and that we would do what it took to finish. Fifteen minutes later, it was all over but the shower. Other than the exchange of any fluids, she placed no restrictions on us and was as accommodating as I could have hoped. Overall, we both look at it as a positive experience, but I think that we had it a bit overrated going in. Now that that's out of our systems, I say let the swinging begin! LOL

What was the name of the girl you made an appointment with?
 

UnderBro

Bronze Member
Here's my advice, CadillacD. Ask Sunny Lane. She's a member of this forum and she worked at the Bunny Ranch. Just send her a private message asking what your asking us to answer.
 
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