Midget wrestlers dead after hooker romp

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The headline alone is worth clicking the link. Just when you think life couldn't get any stranger.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...et-brothers-found-dead-after-hooker-romp.html

 

[mrtrebus]

Very sad, they were only 35. A short life.

 

[Jeep!]

Very sad, they were only 35. A short life.

You can say that again. :tongue:

 

[Jammin21]

That sucks!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Since we all have to go sometime, you gotta admin, “fucked to death by Mexican hookers” is a good way to go.

 

[Rey C.]

Man, that's rough. If you don't get your head cut off by a cartel member, you could get poisoned by a hooker.

 

[mrtrebus]

Man, that's rough. If you don't get your head cut off by a cartel member, you could get poisoned by a hooker.

Maybe the hooker's were short changed? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Thats how I want to go. Now if only I was a midget, I could make my dream come true. Well, I would have to find a way to Mexico as well, start a wrestling career. Start drinking heavily (no problems there ).

Maybe I haven't thought this through properly....

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

They had to be some heavy duty eye drops

 

[gunslingingbird]

I... um... There's just so much shit going through my mind right now that I'll have to take a minute to get my thoughts in order and post an appropriate response. Be back later! :rofl2:

 

[thebear247]

you know what is sad i seen midget and hooker and thought of blueballs did anyone eles ?

 

[Montrealman]

Seriously guys....grow up.

To be honest though, that is a horrible thing.

 

[Rey C.]

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with alcohol.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they pass out from ingesting tainted drinks.

I don't use eyedrops, but I thought they were basically made from a saline solution? Wonder what else was in there that killed them?

We sent some guys to Sao Paolo several years ago. And they were warned about girls who would seduce you in a bar, get you to take them to your room and ask you to suck their nipples. For most guys, that doesn't take a lot of convincing. But apparently these girls would coat their teats with some kind of drug that would knock you out in a flash... and then they'd rob you.

As much as I wanted to head to Brazil for a few months back then, between that warning and all the trannies running around down there... eh! :throwup:

 

[Jeep!]

I had some eye drops put in when I had an operation a week ago, and it was definately not saline. It numbed the area around my eye enough that I could get an injection in my eyelid without punching the doctor's face so hard his beard became a combover. Which means it must have been really potent stuff, cause I hate injections.

 

[Rey C.]

So it sounds like this wasn't over-the-counter Visine, huh?

 

[fatmatt]

That's pretty fucked up.

 

[Jeep!]

So it sounds like this wasn't over-the-counter Visine, huh?

Whatever it was, I want more and I wanna make White Russians with it.

 

[el_turbo]

I heard on the news that they actually caught a group of people that are involved in this. It was a sleazy ass motel too, they should've just sticked to high class escorts, they don't need to kill anyone.

 

[hedonis]

Best... thread title... ever.....

 

[biomech]

Oh shit, I am drunk and have itchy eyes.Fuck visine, it is sad rhough, life cut that short (no pun intended)is a shame.

 

[D-rock]

Thats how I want to go. Now if only I was a midget, I could make my dream come true. Well, I would have to find a way to Mexico as well, start a wrestling career. Start drinking heavily (no problems there ).

Maybe I haven't thought this through properly....

If you did that your life might be about half as weird as it is now.