Midget wrestlers dead after hooker romp

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The headline alone is worth clicking the link. Just when you think life couldn't get any stranger.



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[mrtrebus]

Very sad, they were only 35. A short life.

 

[Jeep!]

Very sad, they were only 35. A short life.

You can say that again. :tongue:

 

[Jammin21]

That sucks!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Since we all have to go sometime, you gotta admin, “fucked to death by Mexican hookers” is a good way to go.

 

[Rey C.]

Man, that's rough. If you don't get your head cut off by a cartel member, you could get poisoned by a hooker.

 

[mrtrebus]

Man, that's rough. If you don't get your head cut off by a cartel member, you could get poisoned by a hooker.

Maybe the hooker's were short changed? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Thats how I want to go. Now if only I was a midget, I could make my ***** come true. Well, I would have to find a way to Mexico as well, start a wrestling career. Start ******** heavily (no problems there ).

Maybe I haven't thought this through properly....

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with *******.

They had to be some heavy duty eye drops

 

[gunslingingbird]

I... um... There's just so much **** going through my mind right now that I'll have to take a minute to get my thoughts in order and post an appropriate response. Be back later! :rofl2:

 

[thebear247]

you know what is sad i seen midget and hooker and thought of blueballs did anyone eles ?

 

[Montrealman]

Seriously guys....grow up.

To be honest though, that is a horrible thing.

 

[Rey C.]

Autopsies are being carried out but investigators believe the grapplers overdosed after taking a dose of eye drops combined with *******.

In Mexico, it is a common crime for gangs of prostitutes to rob their clients after they ******** from ingesting tainted drinks.

I don't use eyedrops, but I thought they were basically made from a saline solution? Wonder what else was in there that ****** them?

We sent some guys to Sao Paolo several years ago. And they were warned about girls who would seduce you in a bar, get you to take them to your room and ask you to suck their nipples. For most guys, that doesn't take a lot of convincing. But apparently these girls would coat their teats with some kind of **** that would knock you out in a flash... and then they'd rob you.

As much as I wanted to head to Brazil for a few months back then, between that warning and all the trannies running around down there... eh! :throwup:

 

[Jeep!]

I had some eye drops put in when I had an operation a week ago, and it was definately not saline. It numbed the area around my eye enough that I could get an ********* in my eyelid without punching the doctor's face so hard his beard became a combover. Which means it must have been really potent stuff, cause I **** injections.

 

[Rey C.]

So it sounds like this wasn't over-the-counter Visine, huh?

 

[fatmatt]

That's pretty fucked up.

 

[Jeep!]

So it sounds like this wasn't over-the-counter Visine, huh?

Whatever it was, I want more and I wanna make White Russians with it.

 

[el_turbo]

I heard on the news that they actually caught a group of people that are involved in this. It was a sleazy ass motel too, they should've just sticked to high class escorts, they don't need to **** anyone.

 

[hedonis]

Best... thread title... ever.....

 

[biomech]

Oh ****, I am ***** and have itchy eyes.Fuck visine, it is sad rhough, life cut that short (no pun intended)is a shame.

 

[D-rock]

Thats how I want to go. Now if only I was a midget, I could make my ***** come true. Well, I would have to find a way to Mexico as well, start a wrestling career. Start ******** heavily (no problems there ).

Maybe I haven't thought this through properly....

If you did that your life might be about half as weird as it is now.