Massive / long distance ******* thread

[totem30]

I hope it's not just another ******* thread... (which I would enjoy as well...) it is the JETSTREAM ******* thread!
I know there's a lot of this around in various threads, so why not collect them all together? Here' s some to begin with:

Long distance ***:
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Longest ****:
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