Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wife.
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Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Wow, that sucks. But uh, honestly...how do you not recognize your fucking wife? Sure, the accident could have messed up her face, which could possibly make it hard to recognize her, but...the body type, the hair, the clothes, COME ON!!!
Seriously though, that sucks for both of them.
Wow, that sucks. But uh, honestly...how do you not recognize your fucking wife? Sure, the accident could have messed up her face, which could possibly make it hard to recognize her, but...the body type, the hair, the clothes, COME ON!!!
Seriously though, that sucks for both of them.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Indeed. It'd be pretty hard not to notice something.. the pattern of freckles on her arms or legs.. the things she's been wearing over the years.. and.. ::ulp:: the sound her moans of pain are like. I mean really, the story is sad but.. there's no reason for ANY of it.. ANYHOW!
He should know. She shouldnt have walked. The driver shouldve been careful. The medics shouldve been calling out her name a couple times. He shouldve paid attention.
Sheesh. Concentrated on meeting his wife so hard.. that he didnt meet his wife. UNTIL SHE WAS NEXT TO HIM! Or something. The story is incredible on so many levels, and none of them good. My sorrow and concern go out to the man regardless. For all the shit I've said already and up 'til now.. it'd be a damn earthquake of shock to sit next to ANYONE in an ambulance that you knew.. but didnt know was there.
That should make sense, if we were talking about most people. ::slaps the guy::
Indeed. It'd be pretty hard not to notice something.. the pattern of freckles on her arms or legs.. the things she's been wearing over the years.. and.. ::ulp:: the sound her moans of pain are like. I mean really, the story is sad but.. there's no reason for ANY of it.. ANYHOW!
He should know. She shouldnt have walked. The driver shouldve been careful. The medics shouldve been calling out her name a couple times. He shouldve paid attention.
Sheesh. Concentrated on meeting his wife so hard.. that he didnt meet his wife. UNTIL SHE WAS NEXT TO HIM! Or something. The story is incredible on so many levels, and none of them good. My sorrow and concern go out to the man regardless. For all the shit I've said already and up 'til now.. it'd be a damn earthquake of shock to sit next to ANYONE in an ambulance that you knew.. but didnt know was there.
That should make sense, if we were talking about most people. ::slaps the guy::
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Too sad for words. :crying:
Senob wouldn't be able to tell you what I'm wearing most of the time.
Today doesn't count. I'm wearing an "I {heart} Krusty" shirt.
And supposed I'd dyed my hair before leaving the house. He sleeps later than I do, he wouldn't know.
Too sad for words. :crying:
Senob wouldn't be able to tell you what I'm wearing most of the time.
Today doesn't count. I'm wearing an "I {heart} Krusty" shirt.
And supposed I'd dyed my hair before leaving the house. He sleeps later than I do, he wouldn't know.
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Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
I could recognize my family even if I couldn't see the face. That's no excuse.
I could recognize my family even if I couldn't see the face. That's no excuse.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
It's one of those laughing at the incredible misfortune of some other righteous cunt sorta things.
just kidding, no you're an evil fuckhead. go die. J/K!!
I really dont know what he was thinking the whole time. It's just so..paper-thin. That's the word for how close he was, but so oblivious.
Am I the only one that wants to smack him, DESPITE his recent loss?
It's one of those laughing at the incredible misfortune of some other righteous cunt sorta things.
just kidding, no you're an evil fuckhead. go die. J/K!!
I really dont know what he was thinking the whole time. It's just so..paper-thin. That's the word for how close he was, but so oblivious.
Am I the only one that wants to smack him, DESPITE his recent loss?
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Yes sir, all i need is some string, some cheese, 20 square acres of British farm land, cattle, naked women and a cliff.
Now if anyone can think of a better was to die, I dont want to know about it.
ALthough be run down by a loved one might be the next best thing, and if I dont die I can smack them nice and hard right on the forehead.
"Screw you guys.......I'm going home"
Yes sir, all i need is some string, some cheese, 20 square acres of British farm land, cattle, naked women and a cliff.
Now if anyone can think of a better was to die, I dont want to know about it.
ALthough be run down by a loved one might be the next best thing, and if I dont die I can smack them nice and hard right on the forehead.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
People walk across slip/feeder/access roads all the time in the UK. It's where you have a flyover, a roundabout above the dual carriageway/motorway/freeway. There are also paths across the top so people can get from one side to the other without walking on the motorway. The car apparently was exiting the carriageway onto the roundabout when it hit her, at which point it could easily still be doing 50 mph and that's if it wasn't a boy racer.
Pretty sad though really, poor bloke must be nothing short of devastated.
People walk across slip/feeder/access roads all the time in the UK. It's where you have a flyover, a roundabout above the dual carriageway/motorway/freeway. There are also paths across the top so people can get from one side to the other without walking on the motorway. The car apparently was exiting the carriageway onto the roundabout when it hit her, at which point it could easily still be doing 50 mph and that's if it wasn't a boy racer.
Pretty sad though really, poor bloke must be nothing short of devastated.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
String? Cheese? 20 Acres in Britain.. cattle, nekkid chicks and a cliff.
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retends I'm not putting serious thought into this::
This is some Wile E. Coyote type shit right here cuz I have no idea how any of that is connected to each other.
Cliffs for death, chicks for sex. I like that part for it's simplicity. Cheese is pretty good too, tho.. mmm cheez.
String? Cheese? 20 Acres in Britain.. cattle, nekkid chicks and a cliff.
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retends I'm not putting serious thought into this::This is some Wile E. Coyote type shit right here cuz I have no idea how any of that is connected to each other.
Cliffs for death, chicks for sex. I like that part for it's simplicity. Cheese is pretty good too, tho.. mmm cheez.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
All I shall say is, cheese tied to cattle, lots of farmland, many naked women and a cliff, the how and the why I take to my grave which probably will be at the bottom of a very large cliff.
No other information shall be given out at this time, maybe next week or month more shall be told but until then use you imagination. :hatsoff:
String? Cheese? 20 Acres in Britain.. cattle, nekkid chicks and a cliff.
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This is some Wile E. Coyote type shit right here cuz I have no idea how any of that is connected to each other.
Cliffs for death, chicks for sex. I like that part for it's simplicity. Cheese is pretty good too, tho.. mmm cheez.
All I shall say is, cheese tied to cattle, lots of farmland, many naked women and a cliff, the how and the why I take to my grave
which probably will be at the bottom of a very large cliff.No other information shall be given out at this time, maybe next week or month more shall be told but until then use you imagination. :hatsoff:
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Have you guys been watching too much Monty Python?
Have you guys been watching too much Monty Python?
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
Something like that, although there are a few modifications made by yours truley that would make the final curtain come down with a bang. :ban:
Something like that, although there are a few modifications made by yours truley that would make the final curtain come down with a bang. :ban:
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
So would the naked women be wearing helmets, knee and elbow protection too?
I love that clip, but I don't get why he's running! I'd prefer to stop and be smothered by all the boobs! :boobies::boobies::boobies:
So would the naked women be wearing helmets, knee and elbow protection too?
I love that clip, but I don't get why he's running! I'd prefer to stop and be smothered by all the boobs! :boobies::boobies::boobies:
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
That's what the cheese is for!
..wait, wtf? LOL
Either Monty Python or MacGyver could do something with all those items. Anyone's guess as to which way he's leaning.
That's what the cheese is for!
..wait, wtf? LOL
Either Monty Python or MacGyver could do something with all those items. Anyone's guess as to which way he's leaning.
Re: Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wi
You and me both brother!
I dont care if they wear the safety gear, its a field the ground wont be to hard if they fall.
You and me both brother!
I dont care if they wear the safety gear, its a field the ground wont be to hard if they fall.
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