Lutherans to allow sexually active gays as clergy

WillEWorm, you that know the truth about God...can you please answer me some simple questions since most Abrahamic religions claim there is only one God and he is omnipotent and omniscient.

1. If God is Omnipotent, knows everything, therefore foresees the future, why did he created Lucifer who he knew would betray him, hence creating something evil as part of his plan?? If you say he didn't know, how can you say he knows everything, and how come he didn't know that, yet knows whats going to happen to this world??

2. Since we come from Adam & Eve, why is incest considered morally wrong now? And let's say Adam was Caucasian and Eve was Negroid, from where do we get the Mongoloid race?? The evolution theory has a more credible explanation for this.

3. Why he created a world he knew he would have to eventually destroy?

Is very fantastic and romantic to think that each one of us is created by a supreme being who promises everlasting life if only we behave according to his will, and not just accepting that we are the simple result of mom and dad having sex at the right time and that when you are dead, well, you're dead.

I want to believe it too, but Logic is getting too much in the way. Or maybe that's the devil.:D:rolleyes:
 
Did you ever think that they just don't believe what you think they believe let alone what you believe? Who are you to tell anybody else what their religion is?



On another but somewhat related note, I always find it amusing that organized religions have huge sections of religious text that they preach that they consider true and literal no matter what, but at the same time they have huge sections of text they either don't take literally or they say you have to only consider it in the context it was said. Everything that might not agree with strict religious fundamentalist is just kind of ignored or they tell you they know more about it than anybody else are allowed to say how it should be for everybody.

I expect them to accept those of a "different" lifestyle about as much as I expect gang bangers to. The fact that they are (now) makes them look weak. I'm not a Lutheran though, so it's not my problem.

Seriously though, I have seen up close what organized religions do in my inner-city community, and it's a lot more than the average American. Take it for what it's worth... :dunno: I'm not endorsing nor am I going to bash them for a traditional viewpoint they have. I see too much good in food banks, in homeless shelters, in treatment facilities, free health clinics...from those of an organized religious background for me to ever dismiss them as loons or otherwise label them using unflaterring language, as some MSM outlets do.
 
Maybe you should study up on your Bible ole Will E. I thought you were a Christian. Where was Jesus quoted in Genesis or Leviticus? If you want to use Old Testament in your argument then to be consistent, you must damn every football player and bacon or sausage eater because they are touching swine.

As far as the book of Romans, the author is credited as Paul. Paul never met Jesus. Paul says that gay acts are unnatural, but he also says that short hair is natural. Didn’t Jesus have long hair?
 
As far as the book of Romans, the author is credited as Paul. Paul never met Jesus. Paul says that gay acts are unnatural, but he also says that short hair is natural. Didn’t Jesus have long hair?

Indeed. Many think Paul hijacked Christianity and turned it into Pauline Christianity. Many Christians should call themselves Paulines.
 

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No, no, and just no. :nono:

My god! You denied BlueBalls three times!!
can I here a cock crowing?!?

You thought he denied you three times (like Judas did :1orglaugh ) but in fact he went one step beyond and denied four times, to be exact, four times.

You see this -> :nono: is spelled out nono, wrapped in colons.

He might be called almost doubly as evil as Judas... But to do this, you had to believe in the old writings that he cherishes so much.

Friday, I am the new messiah, and I tell you to spare my disciple MrTrebus. :cool:
 

Will E Worm

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Maybe you should study up on your Bible ole Will E. I thought you were a Christian. Where was Jesus quoted in Genesis or Leviticus? If you want to use Old Testament in your argument then to be consistent, you must damn every football player and bacon or sausage eater because they are touching swine.

I have and do.

Genesis is where the Garden of Eden was created and God set up the natural order, one man and one woman. Jesus was also quoted saying He must carry out His Father's Will. So, anything God said Jesus would agree with.

As far as the book of Romans, the author is credited as Paul. Paul never met Jesus. Paul says that gay acts are unnatural, but he also says that short hair is natural. Didn’t Jesus have long hair?

He said it is a shame for a man to have long hair. Jesus is not a mere man.
Whether Jesus had long hair or not doesn't make any difference.
I doubt he had long hair.

Pork was a law given to Jews, not Gentiles.
Jews can now eat pork if they want.

Indeed. Many think Paul hijacked Christianity and turned it into Pauline Christianity. Many Christians should call themselves Paulines.

That is the Hebrew Roots movement garbage.

Paul is not a the "usurper."


Hebrew Roots/ Christian Zionism Warning
 

Will E Worm

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1. If God is Omnipotent, knows everything, therefore foresees the future, why did he created Lucifer who he knew would betray him, hence creating something evil as part of his plan?? If you say he didn't know, how can you say he knows everything, and how come he didn't know that, yet knows whats going to happen to this world??

I'm not sure why.
You will have to ask Him that question.

2. Since we come from Adam & Eve, why is incest considered morally wrong now? And let's say Adam was Caucasian and Eve was Negroid, from where do we get the Mongoloid race?? The evolution theory has a more credible explanation for this.

There were only a few people in that time.

Cain was marked after he murdered his brother and sent to the land of Nod.
I believe his skin was turned black and he went to Africa.

Has the Garden of Eden been located at last?

3. Why he created a world he knew he would have to eventually destroy?

See my first comment.

Is very fantastic and romantic to think that each one of us is created by a supreme being who promises everlasting life if only we behave according to his will, and not just accepting that we are the simple result of mom and dad having sex at the right time and that when you are dead, well, you're dead.

I want to believe it too, but Logic is getting too much in the way. Or maybe that's the devil.:D:rolleyes:

You will have to decide for yourself. I can't make you believe.

It could be. ;)
 
I will never understand why there are so many die hard Christians that are into porn.
I've read that book the Christians love so much - no where in it does it say "go forth be horny and fornicate with anything with a pulse.
I recall Sodom and Gomorrah getting quite a cold ass response from God.
Do not covet you neighbor's wife - if you so much as think about it you have sinned, I think is the Christian jive.
It is a sexually repressed religion.
Two people who are in love can't become ministers unless they become celibate, Smart
What to do about homosexual promiscuity? - deny them the right to get married, Genius.
What to do about homo sexual immorality ? - deny them spiritual enlightenment, Brilliant.
Are they afraid the gay ministers are going to start fucking in the middle of a service?
Or are they afraid the parish will be to busy trying to imagine the pastor doing it, to listen to the sermon ?
I would love to read in the news "Girls church group found tribbing in community center after lesbian minister discusses - sermon on the mount".
 

Will E Worm

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Two people who are in love can't become ministers unless they become celibate, Smart

That is from the Catholic cult.
A pastor is to be the husband of one wife.

The Catholics are lying to you.


What to do about homosexual promiscuity? - deny them the right to get married, Genius.

They shouldn't be that way in the first place.
There was one garden in the Bible and it had a male and a female. ;)
 
That is from the Catholic cult.
A pastor is to be the husband of one wife.

Gay people who are married but can not have sex is not Catholic, Catholics don't accept homosexuality at all.




They shouldn't be that way in the first place.
There was one garden in the Bible and it had a male and a female. ;)

and a hole lot of animals, - I guess that explains the sheep thing.
 
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