Little things that really piss you off

The phrase "tig ol' bitties".
Look, it's not clever. You sound like a jackass. A million people have said it a thousand times over, yet every time someone says it, they have this tone like they just came up with it and as if it's funny.
To call them "bitties" would imply that they're small - which is the opposite of what you mean to say. It's just purely stupid dialouge.
 
The iPad commercials with that irritating, repetitive melody that sounds like a kid trying to learn "Puttin on the Ritz" on his Playschool piano. It plays on every channel, every 10 minutes.
I've gotten to be pretty quick with the mute button.
 
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