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That's like bitching because the opening act at a concert gets to hang out backstage with the headliner.
Kevin Smith ejected from flight
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That's like bitching because the opening act at a concert gets to hang out backstage with the headliner.
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That's like bitching because the opening act at a concert gets to hang out backstage with the headliner.
What? In this scenario which one is the opener and which is the headliner? I should point out that Smith was not a scheduled guest, as was Zombie, he was just there as a visitor like everyone else.
Kevin Smith flies Southwest? Wow. I'm not even rich and I refuse to fly Southwest. You'd think he'd be in First Class on a United flight or something.
Jane Burgess
Verified Performer
I agree. Nothing worse then having a person that doesn't fit into their seat taking up half of your seat. If you are past a certain weight, you should have to buy two seats. :2 cents:
Jane Burgess
Verified Performer
Kevin was in his seat with both armrests down and his seatbelt fastened without an extension.
If that's too fat then a lot of us are in trouble.
Just because he said that doesn't mean it is true. He also said he normally buys two seats. If he could fit in one seat all the time, he would not buy two.
Who is Kevin Smith anyway? I've never even heard of the guy before reading this post. :dunno:
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Lust
Lost at Birth
holy triple cheese baconators batman! he does look huge there! what was he doing at house of blues? does he have a band or something? i think i've been to that place, is it near the Crescent Hotel? thats where the company puts us when we go to big D. which btw, i love Sambuca near there, great food! and the women are hot! ok sorry, but every time i go to big D i have a great time
now back to lard ass smith, tell him to
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haha yea sambuca is awesome, he was there for his show called an evening with Kevin Smith..silent bob talks. basically it's set up like a forum and people from the audience ask him questions and he rambles on and tells stories in between answering the questions. he's really a funny dude, but he is a big ole fattie lol.
I'm asking a serious question. What size is your waist, Worm?
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StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I will repeat what I said in the other thread:
This is a capitalistic society. If you don't like what a company that is allowed to make such rules in its own right, then too bad - move to a country that does, like Cuba.
This is a capitalistic society. If you don't like what a company that is allowed to make such rules in its own right, then too bad - move to a country that does, like Cuba.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When I first heard it on the news my first reaction was, lose some weight you fat cuss(trying to give up cursing for Lent). Yeah, he's been hefty forever but he's also got enough money (probably) to hire a personal trainer, a dietician or even by his own cussing airplane(Lent).
Can you imagine a plane full of buffaloes struggling to gain altitude because it's over the max gross weight? The airlines have standards for safety reasons. Cuss, I even had to pay an extra hundred bucks for my baggage the last time I flew on SW airlines, so if someone is carrying a few extra hundred pounds in their behind shouldn't they be held to a similar standard as cussing luggage?
Some people have a genetic disposition towards obesity and I sympathize but when a country like the U.S. has such a staggering percentage of obese people it is hard to believe it isn't because most of them have neglected personal accountability for diet and appearance.
We as a society should encourage healthier eating habits, regular exercise and an active lifestyle.
I woke up at 5am to relieve myself and my 15 year old nephew was on the computer. He woke up my 12 year old nephew extra early as well saying "I wanted to get on the computer before Uncle John gets up." Well, yeah. I would have booted his ass off my computer and told him to go ride a bike or play some football in the park because he's beginning to get pear shaped from playing video games for eight cussing hours a day (Lent).
Recently he told me he wanted to play football next fall. I told him "that's great but you have start getting ready now. Because if you went out for football in your current shape you'd die. Two-a-day practices in 115 degrees would **** you, not to mention **** who've been playing football for seven to ten years and the heaviest thing you've ever tackled is a large Little Caesar's pizza."
Yeah, yeah. It sounds a little intolerant (I gave up tolerance for Lent, too.) but until we ***** the fatties in our midst to become self reliant enough to lose the extra tonnage on their own, we should poke them with a stick (figuratively, maybe literally, depending on the individual) and encourage them like a drill instructor. "Keep running fat ass!" was my favorite thing that DI's would yell at diet privates. So much so that when I see someone running, regardless of their fitness level, I invariably yell it(Lent). You know, to push them a little more than they're used to. Because, as you all know, I'm a giver.
So in summation, Kevin Smith can suck it, and the rest of the fatties out there can either pay for the extra weight they bring on board or they can suck it up and lose a few pounds.
Can you imagine a plane full of buffaloes struggling to gain altitude because it's over the max gross weight? The airlines have standards for safety reasons. Cuss, I even had to pay an extra hundred bucks for my baggage the last time I flew on SW airlines, so if someone is carrying a few extra hundred pounds in their behind shouldn't they be held to a similar standard as cussing luggage?
Some people have a genetic disposition towards obesity and I sympathize but when a country like the U.S. has such a staggering percentage of obese people it is hard to believe it isn't because most of them have neglected personal accountability for diet and appearance.
We as a society should encourage healthier eating habits, regular exercise and an active lifestyle.
I woke up at 5am to relieve myself and my 15 year old nephew was on the computer. He woke up my 12 year old nephew extra early as well saying "I wanted to get on the computer before Uncle John gets up." Well, yeah. I would have booted his ass off my computer and told him to go ride a bike or play some football in the park because he's beginning to get pear shaped from playing video games for eight cussing hours a day (Lent).
Recently he told me he wanted to play football next fall. I told him "that's great but you have start getting ready now. Because if you went out for football in your current shape you'd die. Two-a-day practices in 115 degrees would **** you, not to mention **** who've been playing football for seven to ten years and the heaviest thing you've ever tackled is a large Little Caesar's pizza."
Yeah, yeah. It sounds a little intolerant (I gave up tolerance for Lent, too.) but until we ***** the fatties in our midst to become self reliant enough to lose the extra tonnage on their own, we should poke them with a stick (figuratively, maybe literally, depending on the individual) and encourage them like a drill instructor. "Keep running fat ass!" was my favorite thing that DI's would yell at diet privates. So much so that when I see someone running, regardless of their fitness level, I invariably yell it(Lent). You know, to push them a little more than they're used to. Because, as you all know, I'm a giver.
So in summation, Kevin Smith can suck it, and the rest of the fatties out there can either pay for the extra weight they bring on board or they can suck it up and lose a few pounds.
Public rep for johnnystyro. Great cussing post! 
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
He doesn't have that kind of money and he said people who think he does do not have any concept of money.
Smith is awesome. I don't think he's that fat either.
He's an awesome film maker, but still a fuckin' prick. This policy has been around for quite a while now, so he was certainly (and has admitted to being) aware of it. And it makes sense; just because you chose to be a fatass doesn't mean you deserve part of your neighbor's seat. This war he's waging with Southwest is asinine, and he's just looking like a bigger fuckhead with every word he says. Fuck him. Buy a first class ticket on another airline next time, fat rich boy.
