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[usman19]

@usman19 enters Bounder of Adventure

Receptionist Andi Land: Would you like to come upstairs?


Pardon?

Would you like to come upstairs?---Or have you come to arrange a holiday?!

Uh, arrange a holiday....

Sorry. Sorry.

....What's all this about coming upstairs?

Nothing! Nothing! Now, where were you thinking of going?

Uh, to India.

Ah! One of our Adventure Holidays.

Yes, that's right.

Well, you better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder? This gentleman is interested in the India Overland. And nothing else.

**Enters Bounder of Adventure**

This is a strange holiday travel agent!! Must have got in here by mistake. The name is very mis leading. Argh it means that kind of adventure!!!

 

[usman19]

Oiling up Violet Myers tits

Violet Myers getting felt up

Nurse Violet Myers gets a facial

What made the guy run away from Violet Myers

 

[usman19]

Violet Myers making a house call

**Violet walks up to a house**

Violet Myers: Dress up as a nurse he said!!! It will be fun and sexy he said. Amount of times already people assumed i was a real nurse and wanted me to perform CPR on them.

**Violet knocks on the door and a young man opens the door**

Young man: Ummm hello, can i help you?

Violet Myers: I'm here for a house call. I believe someone from this household has asked for one

Guy: Wasn't me, might been my other housemates!!! They do prank calls all the time. Hope they haven't wasted your time. Coming all this way.

**Violet was subtly hinting it was a guy she wanted to see who lives here but the guy could not read between the lines and slammed the door in front of her face**

Violet: Urgh. Time to return this. What a waste of time, effort and most of all money. There goes $50 i won't get back.

 

[usman19]

Guy leaves Violet Myers hanging

**Violet and the house owner were having a chat about his medical exam and Violet wanted to go inside**

Guy: Now's not a good time. Mind waiting for a bit or come back later

**Guy slowly closes the door. Little did Violet know he wanted to finish off wanking off to porn that he had on his large smart TV in the living room. He had his pants down with a hard pointy dick when he was talking to Violet, hence why he was hiding behind the door**

Violet: Hmm wonder what he needs to finish off

Guy: Back to my porn. Need to finish off wanking to this latest Brazzers scene!!!

**He was jerking off, but sadly he didn't close the door fully, and left a little gap between the door**

Guy: Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Take this and that!!!!!! Make me cum!!!

**Violet could hear him jerking off due to the very thin walls of the house!!

Violet: Hmmm whats that. What the hell is he doing in there!!

**Confused look*

**Violet slightly opens the door and takes a peek through the gap and watches him jerking off!!

Guy: Yes that felt good!!!!!!!!!!!

**Guy finished off and came, but as soon as he got off his couch, put his pants up and turned around, Violet was already there in front of him, not impressed crossing her arms together!!!

Violet: Really dude!!! You made me wait 10 minutes outside so you can finish wanking off!!!

 

[usman19]

Guy is jumping for some reason in front of Violet Myers

**Nurse Violet was nursing a wannabe basketball player who's currently injured. She thinks he's wasting his time pursing a career in the NBA**

Violet: White men can't jump!!!
Guy: What you on about!! Sure they can. Let me show you!!!

**Guy who still injured gets off the sofa and takes off his casts and jumps pathetically**

Guy: See

**Guy tries to hug Violet for his effort but she not having it**

Violet: Still think white men can jump?

 

[Pornfan99]

Violet Myers, oiling up: I need to REALLY caress them.. Some oil should help.

VM, felt up: They're so BIG! They are more than an ARMful!!

VM, facial: Show me you're cured. Cum all over my face..

VM, guy runs: (in background, Mom yells: Robert! Are you done playing Nurse with your friend!??)

 

[usman19]

Guy tells Nurse Violet Myers his problems

**Nurse Violet Myers asks what his problem is**

Guy: It's my balls!!!

**Violet does a gentle feel**

Violet: I see no problem. It still there and feels a little erect. Got no issues dude

**She pushes him on the sofa in frustration**

Violet: Now if you don't mind wasting my time anymore what is the actual reason!!

Guy: It's my balls. I have blue balls!!!

**Violet asks to see it and he unzips in front of her showing his average sized blue dick**

Violet: I see what has happened. I've got the perfect diagnosis**

**She writes down on her notepad**

Guy: So what do i do for my blue balls? Will i die? Do i need medication, surgery? Will my dick go back to being normal colour?

Violet: Oh it will. You won't die. Just lay off having sexual relations with The Smurfs, Papa Smurf in particular as he probably gave you a BJ. Also avoid eating them Blue Monster Munch chips!!!

**Violet leaves the house**

 

[usman19]

Guy feels up nurse Violet Myer's tits

**Guy is suffering from his receptors being faulty. He has lost his sense of taste and touch**

Violet: How can i help you today? Whats the problem?

Guy: I feel i can't feel anything or taste anything!!

Violet: I see. I know a sure way of trying to test this out. Let see how bad it is!!!

**Violet unhooks her top and shows off her big tits to him**

Violet: Go on have a feel and taste of them

**Guy has a feel of her tits and sucks on her nipples**

Violet: Well i can see your hands are fine. Tits are being groped, squeezed, and slapped about a bit. So nothing i can see is wrong with your hands and fingers. Think you just need some stimulus. Keep feeling these to stimulate some touch.

**Guy still sucking on her nipples**

Violet: Can you taste my tits? How it taste like?

Guy: Quite Milky!!!

Violet: How do they feel in your hands?

Guy: Yeah they feel such a nice soft handful in my hands

Violet: That's good. You are cured!!!

Guy: Thank you. I dunno how you did it!!!

Violet: Well they are magic after all. All i said was Abra Ka Dab Bra!!!

 

[usman19]

Oiling up Violet Myers tits

**Violet Myers is in the house with a cannibal who happened to be related to Hannibal Lector. She didn't know at 1st as she was smitten by his charm. His name was Ban-ibal Lector **

Ban-ibal Lector: I want to eat you up Violet. Damn girl you are juicy and thicc everywhere. Wonder how you taste like**

Violet: Only 1 way to find out

**She strips off naked and approaches the naked Ban-ibal, but had to do something to the sofa 1st

Violet: What are you doing!!

**Ban-ibal places a purple blanket over the couch before he sat her down and covered her body with oil**

Ban-ibal Lector: You see how expensive this couch is? I don't want to get stains of oil and what not over it. Will get messy

**He proceeds in using loads of lubricants and liquids on her!!!

Ban-ibal Lector: First we use the olive oil to make that body look nice and shiny with a golden brown look

**Drips the oil all over her**

Violet: Oh that feels so good!!!1

Ban-ibal Lector; Now some butter. This is going to make your body nice and slippery

**He then grabs some salt and pepper**

Ban-ibal Lector: The salt and pepper will give your body some kick

**All the aroma's and fumes of the liquids got Violet sleepy and she dozed off**

Violet: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

**Moments later she woke up and was sat in a cauldron cooking up nicely**

Violet: What am i doing here!!! Who are you?

Ban-ibal Lector: Heard of Hannibal Lector?

Violet: Uh -uh

Ban-ibal Lector: Well i'm his son

**Ban-ibal was licking his lips at his potential feast**

Ban-ibal Lector: I did say i was going to eat you love

Violet: I thought you just meant eating my pussy and nibbling my tits etc

Ban-ibal Lector: Oh i am going to eat them, just not eating it the way you thought i was

**Violet was getting cooked and he decided to cut open her head for her brain. Something his Dad thought him**

Ban-ibal Lector: Brains !!! Brains!!!!

**Once he opened it, he didn't see much of a brain, there was hardly anything !!!

Ban-ibal Lector: I should have known. You are all tits and ass and no brains. A thick (dumb) girl. Obviously you have no brains. Oh well!!!

**As Violet was getting to boiling point, she screamed as it was almost time to eat**

Violet: Noooooo

**Takes a bite out of the broth in the liquid in the cauldron**

Violet: That tastes good. Wow did i make this tasty. Shame i won't be able to enjoy it

**Eventually Ban-ibal eats Violet Myers up as he intended. He calls the dish Boot-titi soup**

Ban-ibal Lector - Bon appetite!!

 

[usman19]

Violet Myers getting felt up

**Violet's boyfriend is training to be a masseur and was applying to jobs. He managed to get a job for BangBros massage and was eager to start**

Guy: Hey Violet, good news!!!
Violet: What is it?
Guy: I've managed to get a job as a masseur

**Violet is happy for her boyfriend and gives him a hug**

Guy: Glad you here though. I was about to ask as i've never done this before. Can i practice on you? So when i start i give a good impression to the clients

Violet: Sure

**Moments later Violet strips off to be massaged**

Guy: Let's start!!!!

**He was doing a good job from what he learned in @John_8581 school of massages. He proceeded with her tits**

Violet: That so good baby. Let me help you a little

**She places his hands on her tits**

Violet: Don't be afraid to really grope them tits. Go underneath. Hold them and rub the oil all over and don't forget the nipples.

Guy: Sure. Sure. Thank you!!

Violet: One more thing. Make sure the girls you do this too don't get too turned on by this!!!

Guy: What you mean!!

Violet: Well the tits are womens sensitive area, just like dicks can be. Rub them a certain way, they will get turned on and orgasm. Just make sure you don't do that cos i know what can go on in these massage places. One minute tits are being rubbed and next minute you know, he blasting cum all over them and their faces. Don't be that guy!!

Guy: I won't, but if i am meant to reak the money in and get more clients, i'm meant to do a good job? What would you want me to do? Rub their bodies well, get them turned on and get loads of tips and money, or do a half asssed job and not get paid alot?

Violet: I guess the money as we could do with alot of it

**He starts his job at BangBros Massage and does a good job, leaving the girls wanting just a little bit more each time**

 

[usman19]

Nurse Violet Myers gets a facial

**Nurse Violet Myers was fucking one of her patients to help him with his premature ejaculation problem**

**Violet bouncing on his cock**

Violet: Ok now. Your cock has taken a battering now, and so has my pussy.

*Violet gets off and goes on all fours on the floor*

Violet: Now hit me what you got. Shoot me!!!

**Guy is concerned **

Guy: I don't want to shoot you

Violet: Why not?

Guy: Cause i don't have license to have a gun, there no guns in the house to shoot you and i don't believe in them. I'm anti guns person

**Violet rolls her eyes**

Violet: Shoot me with your cum you idiot!!! If anything, shoot me with your special gun between your legs!!

Guy: Oh... Oh right. Fine

**Violet anticipates the load as he tries to aim all his cum build up fires all over her tits and face**

**Guy does his scarface impression**

Guy: Say hello to my little friend!!!

**He shoots and makes gun noises***

Violet: Oh my...... it's so cold. So much cold cum

**Violet sucks his dick off for excess as she shivers**

Violet: I don't get it. You came in excess which is good, but why is it all cold and icy.... and why is it in weird colours?

**Violet notices some bottles behind the sofa and has realised why***

Violet: Have you drank today?

Guy: Yeah, had a few cans of coca cola, and some tango ice blasts!!

Violet: No wonder your cum was all cold. God!!! You will need to lay them off if you ever going to get normal warm cum again!!

**Violet took a picture of him and went to all supermarkets, stores and establishments that sold such items to not sell to this man till further notice. His picture is still up to this day**

 

[usman19]

What made the guy run away from Violet Myers

**Nurse Violet Myers has taken care of her patient who happened to be British**

Guy: Thanks for taking care of me Violet. You're a life saver!!!

Violet: It's my pleasure, now lets talk about payment

**Guy is surprised**

Guy: Payment what you mean?

Violet: You have to pay when you see your doctor and nurses? Unless you have insurance? Please tell me you have insurance?

**Guy panics**

Guy: Hmm, yeah payment. Let me go and get my wallet

*He runs to get it but runs away from the house**

Violet: What you doing!!! Where the fuck you going!!! This is why the USA can't do the NHS method like the beloved UK do!!

**She runs naked out of the house and chases after him and tackles him down**

Violet: You going to pay me?

**Guy is hurting after the tackle**

Guy: Ok ok!! i'll pay. Whats the payment!!!

Violet: Make it $3000. I've put extra on cause of me having to chase you and me getting out of breath!!

**Violet finally gets her payment and is on her way**

Violet: Next time you want to go the hospital etc, make sure you have insurance or money!!

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna discussing something

Lexi Luna as a maid

Lexi Luna vacuuming

Lexi Luna as an air hostess

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna teaching a lesson

Lexi Luna stand and carry

Lexi Luna given an apple

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna discussing something

**Lexi Luna runs a class and she opens a induction for her fellow students**

Lexi Luna: Hello low lives. You are here because you are unable to satisfy your girlfriends either due to your lack of size, or not keeping things kinky in your sex lives. Now open your pants and let see who is the former and latter!!

**Students unzip their pants**

Lexi Luna: You definitely are here due to lack of size. You know what they say about short people?

Student: Errrr

Lexi Luna: Small cocks!!!

**Students were getting offended and were about to leave**

Lexi Luna: No don't go, people like you is how i make my money. I need you for business!!! Stay!!!

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna as a maid

Lexi Luna: I am here as your maid to clean your house. I shall start with your office area

**Lexi Luna starts in the office. While doing it she bends over to clean exposing her naked ass**

Man: Wow Lexi. That ass. Would you be cleaning that or would you need a hand?

**Lexi taken afar by that comment**

Lexi Luna: Now now, enough of them comments or i would need to report you to my boss

**She carries on cleaning and opens a draw and she spots the guy stash of pornos (blu rays, pictures and magazines)

Lexi Luna: Now what do we have here?

**She picks up one of his dirty mags and flicks through the magazine**

Lexi Luna: Dirty man, is this why your office is filthy? I assume some of these stains on the floor is your cum stains dried up?

Man: Please don't get rid of my porn. I love them to unwind!!

Lexi Luna: Oh i won't get rid of them. You just need to clean up after yourself**

**She drops some tissues, some sprays**

Lexi Luna: Use them when you are in session next time!!!

**Lexi goes through the rest of the house and saw no problems. The man now on makes sure to clean himself when jerking off**

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna vacuuming

**Lexi is vacuuming the office area**

Man: Lexi!!! Lexi!!!!

**He keeps shouting but Lexi can't hear as she is listening to music while cleaning**

**He eventually gets her attention**

Man: Lexi!!!!

Lexi: Yes sir!!!

Man: There a few problems with your vacuuming?

Lexi: What you mean? This is the state of the art Dyson this is? Top of the range to clean!!

Man: I can agree with that, but there's 3 problems here. Firstly you are doing the same spot over and over, and secondly, the vacuum is not even plugged in!!

**Man shows Lexi the plug to her face!!**

Lexi: Oh

Man: Finally. May i ask what country you are in !!

Lexi: The good all U.S.A sir, why?

Man: Well, the plug socket is not compatible here and seems like this vacuum has come from the UK

**Lexi has been told to leave the house and not come back till she either gets a USA vacuum or get an adapter**

 

[usman19]

Lexi Luna as an air hostess

**Lexi has got a job at the airport**

Lexi Luna: Hello passengers. Welcome to your flight to Cumsville courtesty of Brazzers air. Anything you need i will come and try and be of your service!!

**She looks at the male passengers and gives a wink. The lady passengers not so impressed**

**Male passengers mumbling to themselves**

Male passengers: She is hot. Them legs are wowza hubba hubba

**Lexi heard this and it caught the males off guard**

Lexi Luna: I heard that...... and thank you!!!

**Women passengers in disgust**

Women passengers: God, look at the way she is dressed, low skirt, low cut top showing alot of cleavage. The standard of flying has gone downhill these days. Should have stuck with Delta Airlines instead**

**The scene changed to a music video- Busted - Air hostess was playing**

**Once aboard the flight, all the male passengers asked for services**

Male passenger 1: Can i ask for a handjob?

Lexi Luna: Of cause!!!

**She jerks him off and takes it all over her face**

Male passenger 2: BJ please!!

**She gives a BJ but the cum was too much and it ruined her outfit**

Male passenger 2: Sorry!!!!

Lexi Luna: It's ok, i've got a spare one on the plane

**She does a lil strip tease and strips off in front of all the passengers and heads back for her spare outfit**

Women passengers: Urgh!!! This why our husbands wanted to board this flight. Guess so

**Later on a 3rd male passenger asked for services**

Male passenger 3: Can we fuck!!!

Lexi Luna: Sorry you can't. You are economy class so you won't have that privilege compared to the first class passengers..

Male passenger 3: That's a shame, can i get a cup of tea please as i am feeling thirsty!!!

**One of the other passengers was calling her over**

Lexi Luna: Can't you see that guy wants a fuck with me...One of the other hostess can come and serve you!!

**All kinds of services sexual and non went on for the whole flight. The passengers, well the male ones at least all had a great journey. Sadly their wives didn't enjoy this and divorced them once they arrived in cumsville.**

 

[ban-one]

Your YT vid isn't available to us in the USA

 

[usman19]

Your YT vid isn't available to us in the USA

Try and change the location settings to UK it should work. Try this