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[usman19]

Worshipping Angela Whites tits

**Angela ufc boyfriend was worshipping Angela's tits**

Boyfriend: Oh my those are some nice tits. So juicy and ripe and can move on its own!

Angela: Oh yeah. You like them. I know you always wanted my tits bigger to play with

Boyfriend: I know, so i can do this.....

**Boyfriend went to get something**

Angela: Where you go?

**Boyfriend comes back and is Angela is confused**

Angela: Whats this?

Boyfriend: This is good to do my sparing on**

**With his workout gear, he boxed and did his mma moves on her tits**

Angela: Owwwwwwwwhhhhhhh owhhhhhh that hurts

**Boyfriend carries on**

Angela: Oooooooo that one felt nice. Not too rough

**Clearly he wanted Angela's tits to be bigger so he can use them to train and not go to the gym as its expensive**

**After the session, Angela tits were all red and bruised.

 

[usman19]

When the pronebone game is too strong for Angela White to handle

**One day Angela was having sex with her fella and she appreciates his dick being hard, but she had a change of thought. She wanted it to be harder and bigger**

Angela: Going to put some Viagra in him. I want it harder and rougher**

**Angela puts the viagara and takes away his other medication so he won't notice. He came in to the room ready for a fuck**

Fella: Oh let me take my meds

**He takes it and Angela is smiling secretly to herself hoping for great results**

Angela: Come here you stud

**She pulls his pants and was not expecting this**

Angela: Oh

Fella: Everything ok!!!

Angela: Yes

**Angela was thinking maybe it didn't work, or that it might take some time to kick in**

**They were having sex like normal and Angela wanted to be proneboned**

Angela: Do me from behind and make my ass cheeks clap with your dick

**Angela was being set up for the pronebone and while doing it, it kicked in**

Angela: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Owey owey owey

**Her fella didn't notice his dick getting harder and bigger in Angela pussy but was very horny with extra adrenaline**

Angela: Arghhhhh my pussy is sore. I really shouldn't have done this. Stupid greedy Angela

**This eventually cut into an advert with Angela while being proneboned talking**

Angela: Remember ladies, if your fella already has a nice hard big dick, then don't give him any Viagra, or otherwise you will end up like this being sore as fuck**

**Her fella dick giving one hard poke**

Angela: Owwwwwwwww. I'm Angela White and this was your sex ed class 101 for this week sponsored by Freeones.

 

[John_8581]

Angela White swimming in the pool

*Jaws music!*

*Angela is frozen. Afraid to move*

Remaining cast and crew: They all gasp .. with blood curdling screams!!"

Angela White makes a quick move as the shark is distracted (by her big boobs) and she quickly gets out of the pool.

Later, she falls in love with her new shark friend ...

Angela: "So cute!" ... and she gives him a big *hug*

 

[usman19]

Summarize Blake Blossom conversation on the phone

Blake Blossom opens door to stranger

Blake Blossom lets stranger in

Blake Blossom making conversation while getting her feet rubbed

 

[Pornfan99]

Blake Blossom, convo: Oh - hi honey. Not much - just watering the plants, waiting for the masseuse to get here.

BB, door: Oh - you're Richard, the masseuse!

BB, stranger in: I thought you were going to text me, when you got here.. Oh, well!

BB, feet rubbed: Oh, wow - I've got you for an hour?

 

[usman19]

Guy right up Blake Blossom ass

Caressing Blake Blossom tits

Guy runs away after Blake Blossom phone call

 

[Pornfan99]

Blake Bottom, ass: that feels perfect ..

BB, tits: Ohmigod .. that feels so good .

BB, phone call:Hello? You're sorry, you're running late? And .. this is Richard??

 

[John_8581]

*Babe bending over * in real tight cutoffs ... DPS guy who has delivery to make. (dildo in the box) says to himself: I must have that ass! - I'll dress up as a masseur and come back later.

While giving massage, he gives her "the hot" 🔥 instead of "the icy" ❄️ - Blake Blossom has second degree burns on her ass and on the inside of her thighs. She can't sit or lay down to sleep as the pain is unbearable. She then realizes he's the same person from the other day. That DPS driver! She files a $ 1 million dollar lawsuit against guy and DPS. He gets fired from DPS. DPS makes settlement of $435,000.00 to Blake and her attorneys.

 

[usman19]

Summarize Blake Blossom conversation on the phone

**Blake is watering her plants on a hot day as she talks to her friend**

Blake: It's been so long since i've had a dick. I know it was last week but feels like forever. All the guys here are just creeps. I feel i should just fuck the next guy i see

**Amazon delivery guy hears some of the conversation and feels like he could stand a chance**

 

[usman19]

Blake Blossom opens door to stranger

**Service delivery man arrives and knocks on Blakes door hard**

Delivery man: Hello Blake?

**Blake is confused with who has arrived**

Blake: Listen, i'm not interested in hearing about your lord and savior, joining a cult, religion or giving charity. What do you want!!

Delivery man: I'm here to install your tv

**Blake more confused**

Blake: I didn't order a TV?

Delivery man; You didn't. This is a gift from a fan who decided to order this for you from your Onlyfans!!

Blake: I don't have an onlyfans?

Delivery man: This is awkward!!

*Then it hit Blake Blossom**

Blake: Oh.... i see what happened. I get this all the time. You want the other Blake Blossom who lives across the street? She a pornstar and has an onlyfans etc

**Delivery man goes to the other Blake Blossom to deliver the TV as the 1st Blake misses out and is stuck with her old pre smart tv in the living room**

Blake: Damn why didn't i just take the TV!!!

 

[usman19]

Blake Blossom lets stranger in

**Blake Blossom is a washed up former pornstar who lost all her contracts with the porn companies, and to make ends meet she only does Onlyfans and meet possible fans for hook ups. One day a fan has booked in a session with her**

**Fan is excited and can't wait to fuck Blake Blossom and arrives at her house**

Fan: Oh this is it can't wait. This is money well spent!!

**He rings her door bell. Ding Dong**

Blake Blossom: Oooo this must be my appointment

**She opens the door and sees the fan and her expressions changed to nervousness**

Blake Blossom: Oh hi...... who are you and what you want?

Fan: I'm here to have my session with you? You know via Onlyfans

**Blake is shocked**

Blake Blossom: Oh so you're @usman19 ?

Fan: Yes thats me

**Blake is a bit let down**

Blake Blossom: You're not what i expected

Fan: If you don't want me around, i can just go home. I was willing to pay cash in hand after we were done!!

**Blake wanted to be a good all sport to her fans, lets the fan in**

Blake Blossom: No no. Please come in!!! Oh i see you bought a table

Fan: Yeah i thought we could fuck on it

**Inner thoughts of Blake Blossom goes as follows**

Blake Blossom: You do know i do have furniture inside!!! I'm unemployed not homeless

**The fan got in the house to freshen up and Blake was contemplating her life and how she got here**

Blake Blossom: I really don't want to do this, but i have no choice. He just eww, and ugly with alot of bad acne. Yuck

**Acts all creeped out**

Fan: Oh Blakey, i am ready now

**Blake turns around to see the fan all naked and shivers at the sight of him and what will be happening shortly**

Blake Blossom: Come on now. Do it for the money!! Thats all it is for. Urghhhhh.

**She shivers once more and closes the door to start the session**

 

[usman19]

Blake Blossom making conversation while getting her feet rubbed

**Masseur was giving Blake Blossom a massage and was working on her feet as he was disgusted with what he saw**

Masseur: So Blake, question. Do you wear alot of flip flops, sandals, walk bare foot alot?

Blake Blossom: Yes i do!!

Masseur: Well looking at your feet. It's disgusting. There's loads of dirt all over it, in between your toes. Been walking on god knows what. Shouldn't be wearing them. Like you not been taking good care of them

**Blake gives not amused look and shrugs her shoulders**

Blake Blossom: Well it is a hot day an don't want to get sweat on them, and besides i've got loads of feet fans

 

[usman19]

Guy right up Blake Blossom ass

**Guy is inspecting Blake's ass**

Guy: I can taste what you been eating today by eating out your ass. Let me show you!!!

**Guy eats her ass out**

Guy: Ok this taste like sugar

**Blake smiles**

Blake: Yes that was cereal in the morning for breakfast

**He nibbles some more**

Guy: I'm getting a spicy kick smell now!! You probably had some Mexican or Indian food

Blake: I'm impressed, that was a spicy burito i had for lunch

**He carries on again, but Blake ends up farting really loudly into his face**

Guy: Urghhhh. I'm dying... i dunno what that is

**Blake is all embarrassed**

Blake: Must be the egg salad i had for a snack

 

[usman19]

Caressing Blake Blossom tits

**Blake while getting her massage**

Blake: That's enough rubbing me everywhere else. Do my tits now!!

**Blake gets up and the masseur rubs the oil on her tits**

Blake: Are you even a real masseur? You not doing it properly

Massuer: What you mean?

Blake: You seem to be just playing with my boobs and squeezing them too hard. Owwwwwwwww!!!!

Guy: Sorry i'm a trainee masseur and you are my 1st client!!! I've never rubbed a real woman before. In training we just use dolls

 

[usman19]

Guy runs away after Blake Blossom phone call

**Blake Blossom is a happy gf as her fella applied to a big position at his office and came home after his interview at the end of the day**

Boyfriend: Hey honey i'm home!!!
Blake: Hey babe. Good day at work?

**Boyfriend told her about the interview!!!
Boyfriend: You know that job i tried to apply to?

**Blake starts to smile assuming he got the job**
Blake: Yes!!!
Boyfriend: Well want to say, i've got the job. Say hello to the new office manager!!!

**Blake is happy and wants to show her appreciation as a reward and she knew just the way!!!
Blake: Why hello office manager!!

**She rubs his cock to hint sex as she goes on all fours to give him a blowjob**
Blake: Time to suck your dick!!!

**20 minutes later, after sex. Blake boyfriend and her were cooling off from sex but all a sudden the home landline phone rang.**

Blake: Wonder who this is.

**She picks up the phone and finds out its her boyfriends boss on the phone**

Boss: Hi there, is your boyfriend around?

**Blake before handing the phone over, wanted to say her personal thank you**

Blake: Just want to say thank you for offering him the job. We both very happy and could do with the extra money!!

**Boss is confused**

Boss: Sorry, what you talking about? What job?

**Boyfriend is still in the room**

Blake: You know the role of office manager?

**Boyfriend hears this and starts to feel uncomfortable that things will unravel**

Boss: Yes, he did have an interview, but he didn't get the job, but this isn't why i'm ringing right now

Blake: So he didn't get the job?

**Blake turns to her boyfriend while on the phone and starts to have a cross face**

Boss: No. Actually we wanted to tell you that he has been fired for sexually harassing the interviewers which he has done similar to other female staff. Also been stealing office supplied. So sadly we are to have to let him go!!

Blake: He's fired!!!! Ok bye!!!

**By time the phone call ends and she hangs up, the boyfriend runs away before she can confront him**

Blake: WTF is this man? And i gave you a congratulation fuck for nothing? Wait till i get you. Say bye to this. We through!!!

**Blake with cum still all over her tits and face**

Blake: Urgh time to wash off this mess

**She grabs a towel to clean off and notices a label on it and reads it!!!

Blake: Property of Freeones Industries!!! Fuck!!!!!

**She later finds out alot of the household items in the house was actually from his work place**

 

[ban-one]

Andi Land: I know they say "An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away," but I hope cucumber works just as well. Getting in your recommended daily veggies can be so much fun!

 

[usman19]

Andi Land: I know they say "An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away," but I hope cucumber works just as well. Getting in your recommended daily veggies can be so much fun!

Andi Land: I've ran out of apples so that is why i'm using cucumbers today. Today cucumbers tomorrow lettuce and i don't mean the one down there!!

**Points to her pussy**

 

[usman19]

Violet Myers making a house call

Guy leaves Violet Myers hanging

Guy is jumping for some reason in front of Violet Myers

Guy tells Nurse Violet Myers his problems

Guy feels up nurse Violet Myer's tits

 

[Pornfan99]

Violet Myers call: Hi. You called for a Visiting Nurse?

VM, hanging: I didn't expect you so soon.. Give me a minute.

VM, guy jumping: Wow! The injuries from my car accident have healed!!

VM, problems: The thing is .. my penis struck the bottom of the steering wheel, and it isn't responding properly..

VM, felt up: You poor thing!! Let's try other forms of stimulation.

 

[ban-one]

@usman19 enters Bounder of Adventure

Receptionist Andi Land: Would you like to come upstairs?


Pardon?

Would you like to come upstairs?---Or have you come to arrange a holiday?!

Uh, arrange a holiday....

Sorry. Sorry.

....What's all this about coming upstairs?

Nothing! Nothing! Now, where were you thinking of going?

Uh, to India.

Ah! One of our Adventure Holidays.

Yes, that's right.

Well, you better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder? This gentleman is interested in the India Overland. And nothing else.