If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Re: Your Last Meal

A fifth of booze and an 8-ball of cocaine.
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Re: Your Last Meal

Christmas dinner, like you know, Ham & mashed potatoes and all that :) MHMMMMMMM!
 
Re: Your Last Meal

My moms meatloaf, with mashed taters and gravy, beans, and sliced tomatoes. Finished off with 18 creme brulee's, a bag of Ms Vickies salt and malt chips, and a bottle of white wine.
 
Re: Your Last Meal

The meal would have to be in my Aqua Jet 9000. I'd eat my usual meal of steak, waffles, french fries and of course scotch.
 
Re: Your Last Meal

I'd want one of those big cakes with a hack saw hidden inside it.
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
Re: Your Last Meal

The worlds rarest truffle, so I could plot my escape while they were looking for it
(Ok, I stole that idea)
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

Probably Mom's original stuffed flank steak with tater tots and a fresh green salad - oil and vinegar dressing.
For a beverage, a large glass of chilled Ocean Spray Cran - Cherry.

Desert too ? !! A mocha almond fudge ice cream cone (sugar cone please).
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
For my last meal, I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle, then, while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way out of prison.

Although, I would miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

:tongue:
 
For my last meal, I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle, then, while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way out of prison.

Although, I would miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

:tongue:

Good plan. The worlds rarest truffles require specially trained dogs or pigs to root them....
 
Just a combo of the finest gourmet burger and fries/pommes frites I could lay my hands on, plus a vast, medium steak w/onion rings from the best damn steak-making pub I know, all accompanied with the finest Polish beer, then the option of supping an entire bottle of any bourbon over the hours preceding my death.

That would be a banquet deserving of me, and I would eat/drink everything. I think, deserving their lesser level of evilness, lesserly-evil criminals should have better last meals.

If I was ever to be a criminal, I'd be one of the lesserly evil ones. ;)
 
15 orders of Unagi, 10 orders of Ika, 10 orders of Smoked Sake, 10 orders of Kani, 5 orders of Spicy Tuna Roll. A large side-order of soy-sauce & wasabi. A 6-Pack of sorted seasonal Lagunitas beers, and a 16 OZ. steak.
 
First I would ask for an endangered species to be my last meal.

Secondly I would ask for bald eagle BBQ wings.

If any thing I would ask for the next death row inmate up for execution to be cooked up for me. Preferably to be cooked slightly rare, pineapple slices atop, cherry tomatoes around the edges, and seasoned lightly with my choice of seasoning. With a side of spinach and bacon in cut up pieces. Steamed green beans. Nice side of apple sauce. Dessert shall be a nice blackberry pie and pussy of the woman of my choice.

In the end.... as long as I don't eat my last meal I will not be executed, right?
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
Love this topic.

Moms meatloaf, mashed taters, corn on the cob, tomatoes sliced with salt and pepper, creme brulee for dessert and a nice cold beer.
 
One of everything mentioned here. :yummie:

Then I'd probably die of a heart attack anyway, and save them the trouble of gassing or frying me. Just doing my part to save money in this economy. :thumbsup:
 
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my moms home cooking. preferrably her spaghetti n meatballs, with garlic bread, and fried green olives stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella.

and a bottle of my dads wine.
 
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