If you were god, what would you change about the MALE body?

[SpexyAshleigh]

Gotta be fair for the ladies here :tongue:

I'd change the unsightly body hair that you gents have, including shoulders, back, pubes, asscrack, nose, foot and toe hair...all of it. Even leg hair be gone, I don't care. Hair is nasty on BOTH sexes.

Ballsacks wouldn't exist. Just like my post regarding being able to choose when fertility kicks in, ballsacks would remain INSIDE the body, and would only pop out and start working when its mutually decided that pregnancy is desired.

Penises would ALL be of average length. No bigger than 6 inches plz n thx.

No need for muscles- they tend to repulse me, but no moobs either. A nice, average body.

Nails would be trimmed and clean 24/7. Hair would be gorgeous and styled.

And when it comes to personality, assholes wouldn't exist. The world will be full of gentlemen.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hmm...you went a bit beyond the body there, but ok.

What would I change about the male body? I'd likely want three or four ballsacks. Sorry Spexy, I know you voted to eliminate them, but I think they're nice to lay on the foreheads of my fuck puppets.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Gotta be fair for the ladies here :tongue:

I'd change the unsightly body hair that you gents have, including shoulders, back, pubes, asscrack, nose, foot and toe hair...all of it. Even leg hair be gone, I don't care. Hair is nasty on BOTH sexes.

Ballsacks wouldn't exist. Just like my post regarding being able to choose when fertility kicks in, ballsacks would remain INSIDE the body, and would only pop out and start working when its mutually decided that pregnancy is desired.

Penises would ALL be of average length. No bigger than 6 inches plz n thx.

No need for muscles- they tend to repulse me, but no moobs either. A nice, average body.

Nails would be trimmed and clean 24/7. Hair would be gorgeous and styled.

And when it comes to personality, assholes wouldn't exist. The world will be full of gentlemen.

I'm with you on the hair. I hate having the shave all the time as it's such a drag.

 

[roronoa3000]

No muscle (I workout), styled hair (I keep my hair cut close)and penises smaller than 6 inches(I am 7 inches)?
I guess I would repulse you. :1orglaugh

but seriously guys should shave body hair. No man should walk around looking like a Robin Williams/Sasquatch love child.

 

[BlueBalls]

Remove the digestive system.

 

[DJCowboy]

And when it comes to personality, assholes wouldn't exist. The world will be full of gentlemen.

But if it wasn't for the assholes the gentlemen wouldn't seem as good anymore

 

[lurkingdirk]

Remove the digestive system.

But then how would you impress people with your funny farts?

 

[BlueBalls]

But then how would you impress people with your funny farts?

That is a sacrifice I would have to make for the greater good.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That is a sacrifice I would have to make for the greater good.

You'd lose your Je ne sais quois. The chicks deny it, but they dig it.

 

[roronoa3000]

But then how would you impress people with your funny farts?

 

[BlueBalls]

You'd lose your Je ne sais quois. The chicks deny it, but they dig it.

I know right? But still I press on with my decision, it's for the greater good. I'm a fucking saint!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I know right? But still I press on with my decision, it's for the greater good. I'm a fucking saint!

More like a martyr. That would be the end of your tenure as "The Right Honourable Sir Flatulence."

 

[BlueBalls]

More like a martyr. That would be the end of your tenure as "The Right Honourable Sir Flatulence."

It would also kill every male on this planet, including myself.

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth"

You see what I did there? Yeah....

Anyway, to list my titles before my ultimate death; I'd be a saint, a martyr and a mass murder all rolled into one neat hairy package.

Which I gotta say has always been my ultimate dream.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It would also kill every male on this planet, including myself.

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth"

You see what I did there? Yeah....

Anyway, to list my titles before my ultimate death; I'd be a saint, a martyr and a mass murder all rolled into one neat hairy package.

Which I gotta say has always been my ultimate dream.

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.


(I do appreciate that you brought "hairy" back into it. Looks like Spexy isn't getting a lot of her wishes tonight. Sorry Spex.)

 

[L3ggy]

I'd eliminate all the idiots from this place

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I personally don't give two shits about male bodies. If I were to change mine, I'd give myself a liver that could deal with the abuse, knock a few pounds off and give myself a non-receding hairline. Oh yeah, and a right hook as bad ass as Joe Calzahge.

 

[BlueBalls]

(I do appreciate that you brought "hairy" back into it. Looks like Spexy isn't getting a lot of her wishes tonight. Sorry Spex.)

It gives the little fella character. Without it he's like a tramp in the snow. Sad, depressed and all alone. :bawling:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd eliminate all dog/wolf-like members from this place.

 

[L3ggy]

I'd eliminate all dog/wolf-like members from this place.

Bastard!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Bastard!!!!

Bitch.

(should we make out now? I'm all freshly shaven due to Spexy's list of desires for the male body...)