If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

[Facial_King]

I know, I know, it's a blasphemous question to start with, but supposing you were God, or the Grand Designer of the Cosmos, what would you do differently with the female body?

(Example answers - 3 tits, all women guaranteed gorgeous, no pubic hair, all women 6 feet tall or taller, etc.)

Myself, I would make the average butt a little bit bigger and perkier, and move the anus about a half inch farther back, away from the pussy. The bigger butt could have a slightly deeper crack, and accommodate that asshole in its "new" location, keep it out of sight when she's just walking around... naked.

 

[Gordar]

Nothing, I'd make changing or altering the female body if it's not already damaged the 8th sin though (except shaving hair (pubic hair, armpits, etc), that'd be allowed, but not necessary (I'd give the girls free choice, even though I personally prefer a figure (stripe, triangle) or no pubic hair at all)...

 

[nightowl]

do you just mean external stuff? if it was internal i'd add an extra piece to the brain which makes drinking cum irresistible to them

 

[GregCentauro]

No PMS

 

[Facial_King]

Nothing, I'd make changing or altering the female body if it's not already damaged the 8th sin though (except shaving hair (pubic hair, armpits, etc), that'd be allowed, but not necessary (I'd give the girls free choice, even though I personally prefer a figure (stripe, triangle) or no pubic hair at all)...

Wait a minute, the idea here is that you ARE God, so you'd be making the ideal, the female form, the original. Let's just suppose that The Woman as we know her now would just be an idea that one of your underling (they're ALL underlings to you -haha) design angels brings in as a drawing. You like it but (maybe) have a few changes in mind. Of course, if you want to start from scratch, say, with the turtle, that's fair for answering my question, too.

When you say "changing or altering the female body if it's not already damaged [would be] the 8th sin," do you mean it would be a sin to get a tattoo or get any sort of piercing?

do you just mean external stuff? if it was internal i'd add an extra piece to the brain which makes drinking cum irresistible to them

Internal or external is fine. I thought you were going to say something really mean about women (implying they're stupid), but I like the idea about the taste for cum. That seems fair - and actually somewhat KIND. I often think that it would be great if all (straight) guys enjoyed the taste of pussy as much as I do!

 

[Gordar]

I was thinking about the proportions of the female body. Adding a plate like the natives in the amazon do would not be allowed, but a small piercing would, as it doesn't really change the proportions. A tattoo doesn't change the proportions either & even though I'm not much of a fan of huge tattoos (like Sophia Santi's for instance), I'd leave it up to the mortals.

Besides that, I like some diversity (life's not all about sex and if every girl & every guy looked and acted the same, life'd be boring), so I wouldn't make every girl slim or chubby nor would I give them one single personality...

 

[Facial_King]

I was thinking about the proportions of the female body. Adding a plate like the natives in the amazon do would not be allowed, but a small piercing would, as it doesn't really change the proportions. A tattoo doesn't change the proportions either & even though I'm not much of a fan of huge tattoos (like Sophia Santi's for instance), I'd leave it up to the mortals.

Besides that, I like some diversity (life's not all about sex and if every girl & every guy looked and acted the same, life'd be boring), so I wouldn't make every girl slim or chubby nor would I give them one single personality...

Totally appreciate all of those thoughts... :hatsoff:

I started the thread primarily as a way to mention that I'd like the asshole to be a little bit farther from the pussy (I've had girls tell me that would be fine with them, too!)...

:dunno:

 

[mr google]

I started the thread primarily as a way to mention that I'd like the asshole to be a little bit farther from the pussy (I've had girls tell me that would be fine with them, too!)...

:dunno:

Great idea for a thread. And moving the asshole makes alot of sense. :hatsoff:

My choice would be to completely change the way their minds work.

They are never wrong!
They never apologise!
And they can't make up their mind what they really want!

Image a world where women accept they are to blame for many of the problems we have in this world. :eek:

Imagine a world where women can get ready for a night out in 15 minutes and not 2.5 hours. :eek:

Imagine a world where women understood that men are naturally programmed to be attracted to many women and not one. :eek:

Magic!! :2 cents: :thumbsup:

 

[Facial_King]

Great idea for a thread. And moving the asshole makes alot of sense. :hatsoff:

My choice would be to completely change the way their minds work.

They are never wrong!
They never apologise!
And they can't make up their mind what they really want!

Image a world where women accept they are to blame for many of the problems we have in this world. :eek:

Imagine a world where women can get ready for a night out in 15 minutes and not 2.5 hours. :eek:

Imagine a world where women understood that men are naturally programmed to be attracted to many women and not one. :eek:

Magic!! :2 cents: :thumbsup:

Thanks for the compliment on the thread theme, but I don't understand your suggestions. Most of those things (except for women not understanding how men are attracted to multiple women) just seem like personality flaws, flaws that can easily be seen in men, too. Be honest! Although you might have something with them taking a long time to get ready for a night out - but hey, if they didn't look good, I bet plenty of men would be complaining about that.

 

[mr google]

Thanks for the compliment on the thread theme, but I don't understand your suggestions. Most of those things (except for women not understanding how men are attracted to multiple women) just seem like personality flaws, flaws that can easily be seen in men, too. Be honest! Although you might have something with them taking a long time to get ready for a night out - but hey, if they didn't look good, I bet plenty of men would be complaining about that.

Don’t men have assholes too? Your question is what would I change about women? I could be wrong but I think our personally and flaws are controlled by our brains and the BRAIN (which I think is part of the body) and it's functions is what I would like to change about women if I was God. And then I listed a few personality flaws that I’m sure many men will agree create major problems between men and women. What men do or don’t do or have or do not have isn’t relevant to your question, is it? :dunno:

If most women stopped wasting time they’d look just as good in 15 minutes or half an hour tops. Just because a woman has spent 2.5 hours getting ready that doesn’t mean she will look great when she’s done. I don’t mean to be rude but some women could spend a whole week getting ready and they still wouldn’t turn heads. And some could look amazing in 10 minutes. :thumbsup:

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Women are fine as they are though if I was God I probably give them the ability to physically change their body appearances so women can have the body they want without seeing a plastic surgeon like Mystic out of X men films.

 

[lechepicha]

- absolutely no hair in armpits, pussy, ass, arms and legs (only head)

- double D tits & curvy butt for all of them!

- i would give them an obssesive impulse of have sex.

- no bitching (shut up!)

i guess that's it



very nice thread, Facial_King... rep to you!

 

[GregCentauro]

It might be a good idea to turn them into millipedes. That would give them the opportunity to wear all their shoes at the same time.

 

[BlueBalls]

Bigger heads. Make them so big they have to be wheeled around in a wheelbarrow.

That's HOT! :rubbel:

 

[Facial_King]

Don’t men have assholes too? Your question is what would I change about women? I could be wrong but I think our personally and flaws are controlled by our brains and the BRAIN (which I think is part of the body) and it's functions is what I would like to change about women if I was God. And then I listed a few personality flaws that I’m sure many men will agree create major problems between men and women. What men do or don’t do or have or do not have isn’t relevant to your question, is it? :dunno:

We don't need to quarrel over it, but my question was "What Would You Change About the Female Body?" - not about their minds, brains, personalities, etc.

 

[gotham123]

No PMS

i was about to say absolutely nothing, 'till i read this :yesyes:

 

[anomaly]

1) Menstruation doesn't until 30!
2) An anal clitoris and g-spot.
3) Make their brains accept logic and reason.

 

[lechepicha]

2) An anal clitoris and g-spot.

yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!! :thefinger

the best idea of the thread!!!! :glugglug:

fabulous idea, anomaly! rep to you :thumbsup:

 

[Facial_King]

1) Menstruation doesn't until 30!
2) An anal clitoris and g-spot.
3) Make their brains accept logic and reason.

That first one is a great idea - or, alternately, men couldn't develop sperm until they had sex like 5,000 times or something....

The last one I must disagree with - women can, and usually do, accept logic and reason...

 

[Elwood70]

Not a damn thing.I love them just the way they are.There may be a few things that are frustrating at times,but that's part of what makes them well,them.