If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

Smittmaestro

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Clay Midia

-cs™
 
I already have a porn name: Marcia Gay Hardon.
 
Dog's name was Bear, but I'd change it to: Bare Montgomery

I like:
Hunter Sexton
Thomas Magnum
Hugo Johnson
Purdy Hott-chick
Kitty Litter-chick
Cannon Ball
Luva Bigguns-chick
A.C. Slaughter
Zach Morass
Jo Moantana-chick
Dana Marinho-chick
Les Feelher
Sheeza Saint-chick
Boo Cocky
Jo Cocker-chick
Georgia Harrison-chick
Paula McCartney-chick
Ringo Starrz-chick
Johnna Lennon-chick
Wilma Shatterself-chick

I could go on for hours.




I have current and former students named Destiny Reider, Lacey Cox, and Candi Sweet, and I have a friend I went to high school with named Mike Hunt, for real.
 
^Yes, that was stated on the first post of this thread....
 
I think it's your first Pet's name is the first name and the street you grew up on is the last name.

That wouldn't work for me. My name would be Lady 238th. :(

I think I'll stick to Rock Hardagen. ;)
 
^ You gave me an idea from what you were referencing.

I always thought "Stroker Ace" from the movie of the same name was a good name. If I didn't already have a porn name, I'd choose that.
 
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