Dog's name was Bear, but I'd change it to: Bare Montgomery
I like:
Hunter Sexton
Thomas Magnum
Hugo Johnson
Purdy Hott-chick
Kitty Litter-chick
Cannon Ball
Luva Bigguns-chick
A.C. Slaughter
Zach Morass
Jo Moantana-chick
Dana Marinho-chick
Les Feelher
Sheeza Saint-chick
Boo Cocky
Jo Cocker-chick
Georgia Harrison-chick
Paula McCartney-chick
Ringo Starrz-chick
Johnna Lennon-chick
Wilma Shatterself-chick
I could go on for hours.
I have current and former students named Destiny Reider, Lacey Cox, and Candi Sweet, and I have a friend I went to high school with named Mike Hunt, for real.