If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

[Smittmaestro]

Connie Lingus
Phil Laisho

-cs™

 

[Slay]

A selection

Ugg Lee
Cock Rotten
Phil Herrup
Stan Totention
Johnny Ripped
Wyatt Herpes
Elliott Mess
Adolf Splitter
Jack Crack
Roald Hypnol
Kat Amine
Mac herscreme

 

[ImASlut69]

^^ "Ugg Lee" that made me giggle!!!

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Something extremely lame, like Woody Hairlesson.

 

[Wickedclown]

H. P. Loveshaft is great. But i´d go for Sir Lance-a-lot.

 

[garlic]

Jacque Le Cock

 

[dick van cock]

Jacque Le Cock

That's the name of my Huguenot cousin! :cussing:

Moshe Schlong (the one-eyed shootist)

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or Priapus Deluge

 

[senob44]

^ :rofl2:

Terence M. Hyman :nanner:

 

[Torre82]

Cock Blockler.

or Test-ICLES the mighty. (Think Hercules) test-uh-kleez.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Cleland Steamer
Don Kee Pounch

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[Ravenholm]

Suckma Cockov [Russian accent included].

How about if there are any Asian ladies reading this then they could use the name: Cum Chin.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

oliver klozoff
buster hymen
seymour bush

 

[D-rock]

Rod Long
Ronnie Salami

 

[Mind's Eye]

There's actually a formula for coming up with your pornstar name...
You take the name of your first pet, and combine it with the name of the street where you first lived.

For instance, mine would be Fancy Wildwood. Not too bad...save for one small detail...
I'm a guy, lol. :1orglaugh

 

[whatshisname]

Country Matters

Or maybe I would spell it "Cuntry Matters"

(Just because I'm a porn star doesn't mean I can't read Hamlet.)

 

[dave_rhino]

Going by the rule (first pet's name and mothers maiden name), mine would be Sharky Hammerton. Which I think is pretty fucking sweet.

 

[dick van cock]

There's actually a formula for coming up with your pornstar name...
You take the name of your first pet, and combine it with the name of the street where you first lived.

Pinky Lettow-Vorbeck ...

I am not convinced! :crash:

 

[Evil Hobo]

Mr. Turtle Margret
Fuck it I choose Cheezidick

Man I love that song! :wiggle:
:banger:

 

[stainedblueyes]

i once heard that if you use the name of your first pet and then the name of the street you lived in as a kid you can make a good porn name.
I would be 'Fluffy Mulgrave'

That would make me... Boomer Cleveland

 

[low42]

Mine is General Wood.

I win.